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The Adventures of Sally

by P. G. Wodehouse

Length: 78,147 words, about 313 pages, about 5 hours to read

Satire and humour

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What it is

A young woman comes into an inheritance, loses it all, and finds love along the way.

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Chapter I

Sally looked contentedly down the long table. She felt happy at last. Everybody was talking and laughing now, and her party, rallying after an uncertain start, was plainly the success she had hoped it would be. The first atmosphere of uncomfortable restraint, caused, she was only too well aware, by her brother Fillmore’s white evening waistcoat, had worn off; and the male and female patrons of Mrs. Meecher’s select boardinghouse (transient and residential) were themselves again.

At her end of the table the conversation had turned once more to the great vital topic of Sally’s legacy and what she ought to do with it. The next best thing to having money of one’s own, is to dictate the spending of somebody else’s, and Sally’s guests were finding a good deal of satisfaction in arranging a budget for her. Rumour having put the sum at their disposal at a high figure, their suggestions had certain spaciousness.

“Let me tell you,” said Augustus Bartlett, briskly, “what I’d do, if I were you.”

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Chapter IV

Bedtime at Roville is an hour that seems to vary according to one’s proximity to the sea. The gilded palaces along the front keep deplorable hours, polluting the night air till dawn with indefatigable jazz: but at the pensions of the economical like the Normandie, early to bed is the rule. True, Jules, the stout young native who combined the offices of night-clerk and lift attendant at that establishment, was on duty in the hall throughout the night, but few of the Normandie’s patrons made use of his services.

Sally, entering shortly before twelve o’clock on the night of the day on which the dark man, the red-haired young man, and their friend Scrymgeour had come into her life, found the little hall dim and silent. Through the iron cage of the lift a single faint bulb glowed: another, over the desk in the far corner, illuminated the upper half of Jules, slumbering in a chair. Jules seemed to Sally to be on duty in some capacity or other all the time. His work, like women’s, was never done. He was now restoring his tissues with a few winks of much-needed beauty sleep. Sally, who had been to the Casino to hear the band and afterwards had strolled on the moonlit promenade, had a guilty sense of intrusion.

As she stood there, reluctant to break in on Jules’ rest⁠—for her sympathetic heart, always at the disposal of the oppressed, had long ached for this overworked peon⁠—she was relieved to hear footsteps in the street outside, followed by the opening of the front door.

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Chapter I

“I felt I must have a talk with you before my train went.”

Ginger started violently.

“Your train? What do you mean?”

“The puff-puff,” explained Sally. “I’m leaving tonight, you know.”

“Leaving?” Ginger looked as horrified as the devoutest of the congregation of which Sally had just ceased to be a member. “You don’t mean leaving? You’re not going away from Roville?”

“I’m afraid so.”

“But why? Where are you going?”

“Back to America. My boat sails from Cherbourg tomorrow.”

“Oh, my aunt!”

“I’m sorry,” said Sally, touched by his concern. She was a warmhearted girl and liked being appreciated. “But⁠ ⁠…”

“I say⁠ ⁠…” Ginger Kemp turned bright scarlet and glared before him at the uniformed official, who was regarding their tête-à-tête with the indulgent eye of one who has been through this sort of thing himself. “I say, look here, will you marry me?”

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Chapter III

But she could not sleep. Remorse kept her awake. Besides, she could hear Mrs. Meecher prowling disturbingly about the house, apparently in search of someone, her progress indicated by creaking boards and the strenuous yapping of Toto.

Sally turned restlessly, and, having turned, remained for a long instant transfixed and rigid. She had seen something, and what she had seen was enough to surprise any girl in the privacy of her bedroom. From underneath the bed there peeped coyly forth an undeniably masculine shoe and six inches of a grey trouser-leg.

Sally bounded to the floor. She was a girl of courage, and she meant to probe this matter thoroughly.

“What are you doing under my bed?”

The question was a reasonable one, and evidently seemed to the intruder to deserve an answer. There was a muffled sneeze, and he began to crawl out.

The shoe came first. Then the legs. Then a sturdy body in a dusty coat. And finally there flashed on Sally’s fascinated gaze a head of so nearly the maximum redness that it could only belong to one person in the world.

“Ginger!”

Mr. Lancelot Kemp, on all fours, blinked up at her.

“Oh, hullo!” he said.

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Chapter II

Fillmore heaved a sigh of relief and began to sidle from the room. It was a large room, half barn, half gymnasium. Athletic appliances of various kinds hung on the walls and in the middle there was a wide roped-off space, around which a small crowd had distributed itself with an air of expectancy. This is a commercial age, and the days when a prominent pugilist’s training activities used to be hidden from the public gaze are over. Today, if the public can lay its hands on fifty cents, it may come and gaze its fill. This afternoon, plutocrats to the number of about forty had assembled, though not all of these, to the regret of Mr. Lester Burrowes, the manager of the eminent Bugs Butler, had parted with solid coin. Many of those present were newspaper representatives and on the free list⁠—writers who would polish up Mr. Butler’s somewhat crude prognostications as to what he proposed to do to Mr. Lew Lucas, and would report him as saying, “I am in really superb condition and feel little apprehension of the issue,” and artists who would depict him in a state of semi-nudity with feet several sizes too large for any man.

The reason for Fillmore’s relief was that Mr. Burrowes, who was a great talker and had buttonholed him a quarter of an hour ago, had at last had his attention distracted elsewhere, and had gone off to investigate some matter that called for his personal handling, leaving Fillmore free to slide away to the hotel and get a bite to eat, which he sorely needed.

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10 of the best lines

The next best thing to having money of one’s own, is to dictate the spending of somebody else’s, and Sally’s guests were finding a good deal of satisfaction in arranging a budget for her.

Chapter IKeep reading from here

A sweet-tempered girl, Sally, like most women of a generous spirit, had cyclonic potentialities.

Chapter IIKeep reading from here

I don’t know why it is, but talking French always makes me feel as if my nose were coming off.

Chapter VKeep reading from here

I thought it was only royalty that called themselves ‘we.’

Chapter IIIKeep reading from here

It was a perfect, crisp New York morning, all blue sky and amber sunshine, and even the ashcans had a stimulating look about them.

V: Sally Hears NewsKeep reading from here

Her figure was perfect, her face beautiful, and her hair a mass of spun gold; but her voice in moments of emotion was the voice of a peacock.

Chapter IIKeep reading from here

Of all the men she knew, how many had any view of life except as a race which they must strain every nerve to win, regardless of what they missed by the wayside in their haste?

VII: Some Meditations on SuccessKeep reading from here

A city without Sally in it was a drab, futile city, and nothing that the sun could do to brighten it could make it otherwise.

XI: Sally Runs AwayKeep reading from here

Uncle Donald’s walrus moustache heaved gently upon his laboured breath, like seaweed on a ground-swell.

XV: Uncle Donald Speaks His MindKeep reading from here

There are few situations in life which do not hold equal potentialities for both tragedy and farce, and it was the ludicrous side of this drama that chanced to appeal to Sally at this moment.

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Contents

All 55 parts
  1. I: Sally Gives a Party
  2. Chapter I
  3. Chapter II
  4. Chapter III
  5. II: Enter Ginger
  6. Chapter I
  7. Chapter II
  8. Chapter III
  9. Chapter IV
  10. Chapter V
  11. Chapter VI
  12. III: The Dignified Mr. Carmyle
  13. Chapter I
  14. Chapter II
  15. Chapter III
  16. IV: Ginger in Dangerous Mood
  17. V: Sally Hears News
  18. VI: First Aid for Fillmore
  19. Chapter I
  20. Chapter II
  21. Chapter III
  22. Chapter IV
  23. VII: Some Meditations on Success
  24. VIII: Reappearance of Mr. Carmyle—and Ginger
  25. Chapter I
  26. Chapter II
  27. Chapter III
  28. IX: Ginger Becomes a Right-Hand Man
  29. X: Sally in the Shadows
  30. Chapter I
  31. Chapter II
  32. Chapter III
  33. XI: Sally Runs Away
  34. XII: Some Letters for Ginger
  35. XIII: Strange Behaviour of a Sparring-Partner
  36. Chapter I
  37. Chapter II
  38. Chapter III
  39. Chapter IV
  40. XIV: Mr. Abrahams Re-Engages an Old Employee
  41. Chapter I
  42. Chapter II
  43. Chapter III
  44. XV: Uncle Donald Speaks His Mind
  45. XVI: At the Flower Garden
  46. Chapter I
  47. Chapter II
  48. Chapter III
  49. Chapter IV
  50. Chapter V
  51. XVII: Sally Lays a Ghost
  52. Chapter I
  53. Chapter II
  54. Chapter III
  55. XVIII: Journey’s End

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