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Twelfth Night

by William Shakespeare

Length: 21,838 words, about 87 pages, about 2 hours to read

Drama, Satire and humour

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What it is

A woman disguises herself as a man and becomes entangled in the courtship of two aristocrats.

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Act I, Scene I

The Duke’s palace.

Enter Duke, Curio, and other Lords; Musicians attending.

Duke

If music be the food of love, play on; Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die. That strain again! it had a dying fall: O, it came o’er my ear like the sweet sound, That breathes upon a bank of violets, Stealing and giving odour! Enough; no more: ’Tis not so sweet now as it was before. O spirit of love! how quick and fresh art thou, That, notwithstanding thy capacity Receiveth as the sea, nought enters there, Of what validity and pitch soe’er, But falls into abatement and low price, Even in a minute: so full of shapes is fancy That it alone is high fantastical.

Curio

Will you go hunt, my lord?

Duke

What, Curio?

Curio

The hart.

Duke

Why, so I do, the noblest that I have: O, when mine eyes did see Olivia first, Methought she purged the air of pestilence! That instant was I turn’d into a hart; And my desires, like fell and cruel hounds, E’er since pursue me.

Enter Valentine.

How now! what news from her?

Valentine

So please my lord, I might not be admitted; But from her handmaid do return this answer: The element itself, till seven years’ heat, Shall not behold her face at ample view; But, like a cloistress, she will veiled walk And water once a day her chamber round With eye-offending brine: all this to season A brother’s dead love, which she would keep fresh And lasting in her sad remembrance.

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Act I, Scene II

The sea-coast.

Enter Viola, a Captain, and Sailors.

Viola

What country, friends, is this?

Captain

This is Illyria, lady.

Viola

And what should I do in Illyria? My brother he is in Elysium. Perchance he is not drown’d: what think you, sailors?

Captain

It is perchance that you yourself were saved.

Viola

O my poor brother! and so perchance may he be.

Captain

True, madam: and, to comfort you with chance, Assure yourself, after our ship did split, When you and those poor number saved with you Hung on our driving boat, I saw your brother, Most provident in peril, bind himself, Courage and hope both teaching him the practice, To a strong mast that lived upon the sea; Where, like Arion on the dolphin’s back, I saw him hold acquaintance with the waves So long as I could see.

Viola

For saying so, there’s gold: Mine own escape unfoldeth to my hope, Whereto thy speech serves for authority, The like of him. Know’st thou this country?

Captain

Ay, madam, well; for I was bred and born Not three hours’ travel from this very place.

Viola

Who governs here?

Captain

A noble duke, in nature as in name.

Viola

What is his name?

Captain

Orsino.

Viola

Orsino! I have heard my father name him: He was a bachelor then.

Captain

And so is now, or was so very late; For but a month ago I went from hence, And then ’twas fresh in murmur⁠—as, you know, What great ones do the less will prattle of⁠— That he did seek the love of fair Olivia.

Viola

What’s she?

Captain

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Act I, Scene V

Reenter Maria.

Olivia

Give me my veil: come, throw it o’er my face. We’ll once more hear Orsino’s embassy.

Enter Viola, and Attendants.

Viola

The honourable lady of the house, which is she?

Olivia

Speak to me; I shall answer for her. Your will?

Viola

Most radiant, exquisite and unmatchable beauty⁠—I pray you, tell me if this be the lady of the house, for I never saw her: I would be loath to cast away my speech, for besides that it is excellently well penned, I have taken great pains to con it. Good beauties, let me sustain no scorn; I am very comptible, even to the least sinister usage.

Olivia

Whence came you, sir?

Viola

I can say little more than I have studied, and that question’s out of my part. Good gentle one, give me modest assurance if you be the lady of the house, that I may proceed in my speech.

Olivia

Are you a comedian?

Viola

No, my profound heart: and yet, by the very fangs of malice I swear, I am not that I play. Are you the lady of the house?

Olivia

If I do not usurp myself, I am.

Viola

Most certain, if you are she, you do usurp yourself; for what is yours to bestow is not yours to reserve. But this is from my commission: I will on with my speech in your praise, and then show you the heart of my message.

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Act II, Scene V

Sir Toby

Here comes the little villain.

Enter Maria.

How now, my metal of India!

Maria

Get ye all three into the box-tree: Malvolio’s coming down this walk: he has been yonder i’ the sun practising behaviour to his own shadow this half hour: observe him, for the love of mockery; for I know this letter will make a contemplative idiot of him. Close, in the name of jesting! Lie thou there throws down a letter; for here comes the trout that must be caught with tickling. Exit.

Enter Malvolio.

Malvolio

’Tis but fortune; all is fortune. Maria once told me she did affect me: and I have heard herself come thus near, that, should she fancy, it should be one of my complexion. Besides, she uses me with a more exalted respect than any one else that follows her. What should I think on’t?

Sir Toby

Here’s an overweening rogue!

Fabian

O, peace! Contemplation makes a rare turkey-cock of him: how he jets under his advanced plumes!

Sir Andrew

’Slight, I could so beat the rogue!

Sir Toby

Peace, I say.

Malvolio

To be Count Malvolio!

Sir Toby

Ah, rogue!

Sir Andrew

Pistol him, pistol him.

Sir Toby

Peace, peace!

Malvolio

There is example for’t; the lady of the Strachy married the yeoman of the wardrobe.

Sir Andrew

Fie on him, Jezebel!

Fabian

O, peace! now he’s deeply in: look how imagination blows him.

Malvolio

Having been three months married to her, sitting in my state⁠—

Sir Toby

O, for a stone-bow, to hit him in the eye!

Malvolio

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10 of the best lines

If music be the food of love, play on;

Act I, Scene IKeep reading from here

Even so quickly may one catch the plague?

Act I, Scene VKeep reading from here

Disguise, I see, thou art a wickedness,

Act II, Scene IIKeep reading from here

Youth’s a stuff will not endure.

Act II, Scene IIIKeep reading from here

Truly, sir, and pleasure will be paid, one time or another.

Act II, Scene IVKeep reading from here

I am all the daughters of my father’s house, And all the brothers too: and yet I know not.

Act II, Scene IVKeep reading from here

Then think you right: I am not what I am.

Act III, Scene IKeep reading from here

Why, this is very midsummer madness.

Act III, Scene IVKeep reading from here

Nay, I’ll ne’er believe a madman till I see his brains.

Act IV, Scene IIKeep reading from here

An apple, cleft in two, is not more twin Than these two creatures.

Act V, Scene IKeep reading from here

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Contents

  1. Act I, Scene I
  2. Act I, Scene II
  3. Act I, Scene III
  4. Act I, Scene IV
  5. Act I, Scene V
  6. Act II, Scene I
  7. Act II, Scene II
  8. Act II, Scene III
  9. Act II, Scene IV
  10. Act II, Scene V
  11. Act III, Scene I
  12. Act III, Scene II
  13. Act III, Scene III
  14. Act III, Scene IV
  15. Act IV, Scene I
  16. Act IV, Scene II
  17. Act IV, Scene III
  18. Act V, Scene I

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