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Prejudices, Second Series

by H. L. Mencken

Length: 60,368 words, about 241 pages, about 4 hours to read

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I. THE NATIONAL LETTERS 1 Prophets and Their Visions

It is convenient to begin, like the gentlemen of God, with a glance at a text or two. The first, a short one, is from Ralph Waldo Emerson's celebrated oration, "The American Scholar," delivered before the Phi Beta Kappa Society at Cambridge on August 31st, 1837. Emerson was then thirty-four years old and almost unknown in his own country:, though he had already published "Nature" and established his first contacts with Landor and Carlyle. But "The American Scholar" brought him into instant notice at home, partly as man of letters but more importantly as seer and prophet, and the fame thus founded has endured without much diminution, at all events in New England, to this day. Oliver Wendell Holmes, giving words to what was undoubtedly the common feeling, hailed the address as the intellectual declaration of independence of the American people, and that judgment, amiably passed on by three generations of pedagogues, still survives in the literature books. I quote from the first paragraph:

Our day of dependence, our long apprenticeship to the learning of other lands, draws to a close.... Events, actions arise, that must be sung, that will sing themselves.

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3 The Ashes of New England

The current scene is surely depressing enough. What one observes is a literature in three layers, and each inordinately doughy and uninspiring—each almost without flavor or savor. It is hard to say, with much critical plausibility, which layer deserves to be called the upper, but for decorum's sake the choice may be fixed upon that which meets with the approval of the reigning Lessings. This is the layer of the novels of the late Howells, Judge Grant, Alice Brown and the rest of the dwindling survivors of New England Kultur, of the brittle, academic poetry of Woodberry and the elder Johnson, of the tea-party essays of Crothers, Miss Repplier and company, and of the solemn, highly judicial, coroner's inquest criticism of More, Brownell, Babbitt and their imitators. Here we have manner, undoubtedly. The thing is correctly done; it is never crude or gross; there is in it a faint perfume of college-town society. But when this highly refined and attenuated manner is allowed for what remains is next to nothing. One never remembers a character in the novels of these aloof and de-Americanized Americans; one never encounters an idea in their essays; one never carries away a line out of their poetry. It is literature as an academic exercise for talented grammarians, almost as a genteel recreation for ladies and gentlemen of fashion—the exact equivalent, in the field of letters, of eighteenth century painting and German Augenmusik.

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6 Underlying Causes

Here is one of the fundamental defects of American fiction—perhaps the one character that sets it off sharply from all other known kinds of contemporary fiction. It habitually exhibits, not a man of delicate organization in revolt against the inexplicable tragedy of existence, but a man of low sensibilities and elemental desires yielding himself gladly to his environment, and so achieving what, under a third-rate civilization, passes for success. To get on: this is the aim. To weigh and reflect, to doubt and rebel: this is the thing to be avoided. I describe the optimistic, the inspirational, the Authors' League, the popular magazine, the peculiarly American school. In character creation its masterpiece is the advertising agent who, by devising some new and super-imbecile boob-trap, puts his hook-and-eye factory "on the map," ruins all other factories, marries the daughter of his boss, and so ends as an eminent man. Obviously, the drama underlying such fiction—what Mr. Beach would call its John Henry Plot—is false drama, Sunday-school drama, puerile and disgusting drama. It is the sort of thing that awakens a response only in men who are essentially unimaginative, timorous and degraded—in brief, in democrats, bagmen, yahoos. The man of reflective habit cannot conceivably take any passionate interest in the conflicts it deals with. He doesn't want to marry the daughter of the owner of the hook-and-eye factory; he would probably burn down the factory itself if it ever came into his hands. What interests this man is the far more poignant and significant conflict between a salient individual and the harsh and meaningless fiats of destiny, the unintelligible mandates and vagaries of God.

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IV. THE DIVINE AFFLATUS

The suave and œdematous Chesterton, in a late effort to earn the honorarium of a Chicago newspaper, composed a thousand words of labored counterblast to what is called inspiration in the arts. The thing itself, he argued, has little if any actual existence; we hear so much about it because its alleged coyness and fortuitousness offer a convenient apology for third-rate work. The man taken in such third-rate work excuses himself on the ground that he is a helpless slave of some power that stands outside him, and is quite beyond his control. On days when it favors him he teems with ideas and creates masterpieces, but on days when it neglects him he is crippled and impotent—a fiddle without a bow, an engine without steam, a tire without air. All this, according to Chesterton, is nonsense. A man who can really write at all, or paint at all, or compose at all should be able to do it at almost any time, provided only "he is not drunk or asleep."

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5 The Puritan as Artist

The saddest thing that I have ever heard in the concert hall is Herbert K. Hadley's overture, "In Bohemia." The title is a magnificent piece of profound, if unconscious irony. One looks, at least, for a leg flung in the air, a girl kissed, a cork popped, a flash of drawer-ruffles. What one encounters is a meeting of the Lake Mohonk Conference. Such prosy correctness and hollowness, in music, is almost inconceivable. It is as if the most voluptuous of the arts were suddenly converted into an abstract and austere science, like comparative grammar or astro-physics. "Who's Who in America" says that Hadley was born in Somerville, Mass., and "studied violin and other branches in Vienna." A prodigy thus unfolds itself: here is a man who lived in Vienna, and yet never heard a Strauss waltz! This, indeed, is an even greater feat than being born an artist in Somerville.

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American literature, in some future always ready to dawn, will burst into so grand a flowering that history will cherish its loveliest blooms even above such salient American gifts to culture as the moving-picture, the phonograph, the New Thought and the bi-chloride tablet.

I. THE NATIONAL LETTERS 1 Prophets and Their VisionsKeep reading from here

It is, indeed, a characteristic American phenomenon for a young writer to score a success with novel and meritorious work, and then to yield himself to the best-seller fever, and so disappear down the sewers.

5 In the Literary AbattoirKeep reading from here

It began its history as a slaughter-house of ideas, and it is to-day not easily distinguishable from a cold-storage plant.

8 The Cultural BackgroundKeep reading from here

A great literature is thus chiefly the product of doubting and inquiring minds in revolt against the immovable certainties of the nation.

11 EpilogueKeep reading from here

There is, indeed, no such thing as a flawless masterpiece.

IV. THE DIVINE AFFLATUSKeep reading from here

Life is a struggle, not against sin, not against the Money Power, not against malicious animal magnetism, but against hydrogen ions.

VI. EXEUNT OMNESKeep reading from here

He was so intrigued by his tone-colors that he forgot his music.

3 The Music of To-morrowKeep reading from here

The way to please is to proclaim in a confident manner, not what is true, but what is merely comforting.

VIII. THE CULT OF HOPEKeep reading from here

The acquisition of habit is the process whereby disgust is overcome in daily life—the process whereby one may cease to be disgusted by a persistent noise or odor.

X. APPENDIX ON A TENDER THEME 1 The Nature of LoveKeep reading from here

In brief, it is chivalry that undoes him.

9 Bad WorkmanshipKeep reading from here

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Contents

All 39 parts
  1. SECOND SERIES
  2. PREJUDICES: SECOND SERIES
  3. I. THE NATIONAL LETTERS 1 Prophets and Their Visions
  4. 2 The Answering Fact
  5. 3 The Ashes of New England
  6. 4 The Ferment Underground
  7. 5 In the Literary Abattoir
  8. 6 Underlying Causes
  9. 7 The Lonesome Artist
  10. 8 The Cultural Background
  11. 9 Under the Campus Pump
  12. 10 The Intolerable Burden
  13. 11 Epilogue
  14. II. ROOSEVELT: AN AUTOPSY
  15. III. THE SAHARA OF THE BOZART
  16. IV. THE DIVINE AFFLATUS
  17. V. SCIENTIFIC EXAMINATION OF A POPULAR VIRTUE
  18. VI. EXEUNT OMNES
  19. VII. THE ALLIED ARTS 1 On Music-Lovers
  20. 2 Opera
  21. 3 The Music of To-morrow
  22. 4 Tempo di Valse
  23. 5 The Puritan as Artist
  24. 6 The Human Face
  25. 7 The Cerebral Mime
  26. VIII. THE CULT OF HOPE
  27. IX. THE DRY MILLENNIUM 1 The Holy War
  28. 2 The Lure of Babylon
  29. 3 Cupid and Well-Water
  30. 4 The Triumph of Idealism
  31. X. APPENDIX ON A TENDER THEME 1 The Nature of Love
  32. 2 The Incomparable Buzzsaw
  33. 3 Women as Spectacles
  34. 4 Woman and the Artist
  35. 5 Martyrs
  36. 6 The Burnt Child
  37. Chapter 7
  38. 8 A Hidden Cause
  39. 9 Bad Workmanship

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