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What’s Wrong with the World

by G. K. Chesterton

Length: 60,531 words, about 242 pages, about 4 hours to read

Philosophy, Essays and ideas, Politics and society

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Philosopher G. K. Chesterton comments on various social issues of his day, including property, imperialism, feminism, and education.

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I: The Medical Mistake

A book of modern social inquiry has a shape that is somewhat sharply defined. It begins as a rule with an analysis, with statistics, tables of population, decrease of crime among Congregationalists, growth of hysteria among policemen, and similar ascertained facts; it ends with a chapter that is generally called “The Remedy.” It is almost wholly due to this careful, solid, and scientific method that “The Remedy” is never found. For this scheme of medical question and answer is a blunder; the first great blunder of sociology. It is always called stating the disease before we find the cure. But it is the whole definition and dignity of man that in social matters we must actually find the cure before we find the disease.

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IX: History of Hudge and Gudge

There is, let us say, a certain filthy rookery in Hoxton, dripping with disease and honeycombed with crime and promiscuity. There are, let us say, two noble and courageous young men, of pure intentions and (if you prefer it) noble birth; let us call them Hudge and Gudge. Hudge, let us say, is of a bustling sort; he points out that the people must at all costs be got out of this den; he subscribes and collects money, but he finds (despite the large financial interests of the Hudges) that the thing will have to be done on the cheap if it is to be done on the spot. He therefore runs up a row of tall bare tenements like beehives; and soon has all the poor people bundled into their little brick cells, which are certainly better than their old quarters, in so far as they are weather proof, well ventilated and supplied with clean water. But Gudge has a more delicate nature. He feels a nameless something lacking in the little brick boxes; he raises numberless objections; he even assails the celebrated Hudge Report, with the Gudge Minority Report; and by the end of a year or so has come to telling Hudge heatedly that the people were much happier where they were before.

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IX: History of Hudge and Gudge

Man has always lost his way. He has been a tramp ever since Eden; but he always knew, or thought he knew, what he was looking for. Every man has a house somewhere in the elaborate cosmos; his house waits for him waist deep in slow Norfolk rivers or sunning itself upon Sussex downs. Man has always been looking for that home which is the subject matter of this book. But in the bleak and blinding hail of skepticism to which he has been now so long subjected, he has begun for the first time to be chilled, not merely in his hopes, but in his desires. For the first time in history he begins really to doubt the object of his wanderings on the earth. He has always lost his way; but now he has lost his address.

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II: The Universal Stick

Cast your eye round the room in which you sit, and select some three or four things that have been with man almost since his beginning; which at least we hear of early in the centuries and often among the tribes. Let me suppose that you see a knife on the table, a stick in the corner, or a fire on the hearth. About each of these you will notice one speciality; that not one of them is special. Each of these ancestral things is a universal thing; made to supply many different needs; and while tottering pedants nose about to find the cause and origin of some old custom, the truth is that it had fifty causes or a hundred origins. The knife is meant to cut wood, to cut cheese, to cut pencils, to cut throats; for a myriad ingenious or innocent human objects. The stick is meant partly to hold a man up, partly to knock a man down; partly to point with like a finger-post, partly to balance with like a balancing pole, partly to trifle with like a cigarette, partly to kill with like a club of a giant; it is a crutch and a cudgel; an elongated finger and an extra leg. The case is the same, of course, with the fire, about which the strangest modern views have arisen. A queer fancy seems to be current that a fire exists to warm people. It exists to warm people, to light their darkness, to raise their spirits, to toast their muffins, to air their rooms, to cook their chestnuts, to tell stories to their children, to make checkered

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10 of the best lines

Because every man is a biped, fifty men are not a centipede.

I: The Medical MistakeKeep reading from here

Man is a misshapen monster, with his feet set forward and his face turned back.

IV: The Fear of the PastKeep reading from here

If Americans can be divorced for “incompatibility of temper” I cannot conceive why they are not all divorced.

VII: The Free FamilyKeep reading from here

The materialists analyse the easy part, deny the hard part and go home to their tea.

II: Wisdom and the WeatherKeep reading from here

Cleverness shall be left for men and wisdom for women. For cleverness kills wisdom; that is one of the few sad and certain things.

II: The Universal StickKeep reading from here

The question is not whether women are good enough for votes: it is whether votes are good enough for women.

XII: The Modern SlaveKeep reading from here

It is as reckless as playing on the fiddle; as dogmatic as drawing a picture; as brutal as building a house.

VI: Authority the UnavoidableKeep reading from here

But there is such a thing as being efficiently inefficient.

X: The Case for the Public SchoolsKeep reading from here

The way to lessen sorrow is to make a lot of it.

XIII: The Outlawed ParentKeep reading from here

A man on his own turf tastes eternity or, in other words, will give ten minutes more work than is required.

V: ConclusionKeep reading from here

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Contents

All 55 parts
  1. Part I: The Homelessness of Man
  2. I: The Medical Mistake
  3. II: Wanted, an Unpractical Man
  4. III: The New Hypocrite
  5. IV: The Fear of the Past
  6. V: The Unfinished Temple
  7. VI: The Enemies of Property
  8. VII: The Free Family
  9. VIII: The Wildness of Domesticity
  10. IX: History of Hudge and Gudge
  11. X: Oppression by Optimism
  12. XI: The Homelessness of Jones
  13. Part II: Imperialism: Or the Mistake About Man
  14. I: The Charm of Jingoism
  15. II: Wisdom and the Weather
  16. III: The Common Vision
  17. IV: The Insane Necessity
  18. Part III: Feminism: Or the Mistake About Woman
  19. I: The Unmilitary Suffragette
  20. II: The Universal Stick
  21. III: The Emancipation of Domesticity
  22. IV: The Romance of Thrift
  23. V: The Coldness of Chloe
  24. VI: The Pedant and the Savage
  25. VII: The Modern Surrender of Woman
  26. VIII: The Brand of the Fleur-de-Lis
  27. IX: Sincerity and the Gallows
  28. X: The Higher Anarchy
  29. XI: The Queen and the Suffragettes
  30. XII: The Modern Slave
  31. Part IV: Education: Or the Mistake About the Child
  32. I: The Calvinism of Today
  33. II: The Tribal Terror
  34. III: The Tricks of Environment
  35. IV: The Truth About Education
  36. V: An Evil Cry
  37. VI: Authority the Unavoidable
  38. VII: The Humility of Mrs. Grundy
  39. VIII: The Broken Rainbow
  40. IX: The Need for Narrowness
  41. X: The Case for the Public Schools
  42. XI: The School for Hypocrites
  43. XII: The Staleness of the New Schools
  44. XIII: The Outlawed Parent
  45. XIV: Folly and Female Education
  46. Part V: The Home of Man
  47. I: The Empire of the Insect
  48. II: The Fallacy of the Umbrella Stand
  49. III: The Dreadful Duty of Gudge
  50. IV: A Doubt
  51. V: Conclusion
  52. Three Notes
  53. I: On Female Suffrage
  54. II: On Cleanliness in Education
  55. III: On Peasant Proprietorship

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