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Heretics

by G. K. Chesterton

Length: 64,649 words, about 259 pages, about 5 hours to read

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A collection of essays in which G. K. Chesterton debates the intellectuals of his day on a range of topics.

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I: Introductory Remarks on the Importance of Orthodoxy

Nothing more strangely indicates an enormous and silent evil of modern society than the extraordinary use which is made nowadays of the word “orthodox.” In former days the heretic was proud of not being a heretic. It was the kingdoms of the world and the police and the judges who were heretics. He was orthodox. He had no pride in having rebelled against them; they had rebelled against him. The armies with their cruel security, the kings with their cold faces, the decorous processes of State, the reasonable processes of law⁠—all these like sheep had gone astray. The man was proud of being orthodox, was proud of being right. If he stood alone in a howling wilderness he was more than a man; he was a church. He was the centre of the universe; it was round him that the stars swung. All the tortures torn out of forgotten hells could not make him admit that he was heretical. But a few modern phrases have made him boast of it. He says, with a conscious laugh, “I suppose I am very heretical,” and looks round for applause. The word “heresy” not only means no longer being wrong; it practically means being clearheaded and courageous. The word “orthodoxy” not only no longer means being right; it practically means being wrong. All this can mean one thing, and one thing only. It means that people care less for whether they are philosophically right. For obviously a man ought to confess himself crazy before he confesses himself heretical. The Bohemian, with a red tie, ought to pique himself on his orthodoxy. The dynamiter, laying a bomb, ought to feel that, whatever else he is, at least he is orthodox.

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I: Introductory Remarks on the Importance of Orthodoxy

I revert to the doctrinal methods of the thirteenth century, inspired by the general hope of getting something done.

Suppose that a great commotion arises in the street about something, let us say a lamppost, which many influential persons desire to pull down. A grey-clad monk, who is the spirit of the Middle Ages, is approached upon the matter, and begins to say, in the arid manner of the Schoolmen, “Let us first of all consider, my brethren, the value of Light. If Light be in itself good⁠—” At this point he is somewhat excusably knocked down. All the people make a rush for the lamppost, the lamppost is down in ten minutes, and they go about congratulating each other on their unmediaeval practicality. But as things go on they do not work out so easily. Some people have pulled the lamppost down because they wanted the electric light; some because they wanted old iron; some because they wanted darkness, because their deeds were evil. Some thought it not enough of a lamppost, some too much; some acted because they wanted to smash municipal machinery; some because they wanted to smash something. And there is war in the night, no man knowing whom he strikes. So, gradually and inevitably, today, tomorrow, or the next day, there comes back the conviction that the monk was right after all, and that all depends on what is the philosophy of Light. Only what we might have discussed under the gas-lamp, we now must discuss in the dark.

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IV: Mr. Bernard Shaw

The truth is, that all genuine appreciation rests on a certain mystery of humility and almost of darkness. The man who said, “Blessed is he that expecteth nothing, for he shall not be disappointed,” put the eulogy quite inadequately and even falsely. The truth is, “Blessed is he that expecteth nothing, for he shall be gloriously surprised.” The man who expects nothing sees redder roses than common men can see, and greener grass, and a more startling sun. Blessed is he that expecteth nothing, for he shall possess the cities and the mountains; blessed is the meek, for he shall inherit the earth. Until we realize that things might not be we cannot realize that things are. Until we see the background of darkness we cannot admire the light as a single and created thing. As soon as we have seen that darkness, all light is lightening, sudden, blinding, and divine. Until we picture nonentity we underrate the victory of God, and can realize none of the trophies of His ancient war. It is one of the million wild jests of truth that we know nothing until we know nothing.

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XI: Science and the Savages

Possibly the most pathetic of all the delusions of the modern students of primitive belief is the notion they have about the thing they call anthropomorphism. They believe that primitive men attributed phenomena to a god in human form in order to explain them, because his mind in its sullen limitation could not reach any further than his own clownish existence. The thunder was called the voice of a man, the lightning the eyes of a man, because by this explanation they were made more reasonable and comfortable. The final cure for all this kind of philosophy is to walk down a lane at night. Anyone who does so will discover very quickly that men pictured something semi-human at the back of all things, not because such a thought was natural, but because it was supernatural; not because it made things more comprehensible, but because it made them a hundred times more incomprehensible and mysterious. For a man walking down a lane at night can see the conspicuous fact that as long as nature keeps to her own course, she has no power with us at all. As long as a tree is a tree, it is a top-heavy monster with a hundred arms, a thousand tongues, and only one leg. But so long as a tree is a tree, it does not frighten us at all. It begins to be something alien, to be something strange, only when it looks like ourselves. When a tree really looks like a man our knees knock under us. And when the whole universe looks like a man we fall on our faces.

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10 of the best lines

Good taste, the last and vilest of human superstitions, has succeeded in silencing us where all the rest have failed.

I: Introductory Remarks on the Importance of OrthodoxyKeep reading from here

He is a mountain of proposals, a mountain of failures; but still a mountain. And a mountain is always romantic.

IV: Mr. Bernard ShawKeep reading from here

Health has to do with carelessness.

V: Mr. H. G. Wells and the GiantsKeep reading from here

Man cannot love mortal things. He can only love immortal things for an instant.

VII: Omar and the Sacred VineKeep reading from here

If a man desires to find out the origins of religions, let him not go to the Sandwich Islands; let him go to church.

XI: Science and the SavagesKeep reading from here

He is a symbol because he is an accident.

XIV: On Certain Modern Writers and the Institution of the FamilyKeep reading from here

When they say that a man’s heart is in the right place, they mean, apparently, that it is in his boots.

XV: On Smart Novelists and the Smart SetKeep reading from here

Eternity is the eve of something.

XVI: On Mr. McCabe and a Divine FrivolityKeep reading from here

It does not champion man because man is so miserable, but because man is so sublime.

XIX: Slum Novelists and the SlumsKeep reading from here

It is ludicrous to suppose that the more sceptical we are the more we see good in everything.

XX: Concluding Remarks on the Importance of OrthodoxyKeep reading from here

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Contents

  1. I: Introductory Remarks on the Importance of Orthodoxy
  2. II: On the Negative Spirit
  3. III: On Mr. Rudyard Kipling and Making the World Small
  4. IV: Mr. Bernard Shaw
  5. V: Mr. H. G. Wells and the Giants
  6. VI: Christmas and the Aesthetes
  7. VII: Omar and the Sacred Vine
  8. VIII: The Mildness of the Yellow Press
  9. IX: The Moods of Mr. George Moore
  10. X: On Sandals and Simplicity
  11. XI: Science and the Savages
  12. XII: Paganism and Mr. Lowes Dickinson
  13. XIII: Celts and Celtophiles
  14. XIV: On Certain Modern Writers and the Institution of the Family
  15. XV: On Smart Novelists and the Smart Set
  16. XVI: On Mr. McCabe and a Divine Frivolity
  17. XVII: On the Wit of Whistler
  18. XVIII: The Fallacy of the Young Nation
  19. XIX: Slum Novelists and the Slums
  20. XX: Concluding Remarks on the Importance of Orthodoxy

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