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The Warden

by Anthony Trollope

Length: 72,357 words, about 289 pages, about 5 hours to read

Novels, Satire and humour

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In a cathedral town in England, a minor cleric becomes involved in a dispute about the wardenship of a hospital for superannuated wool-carders, and suffers pangs of conscience.

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I: Hiram’s Hospital

The Rev. Septimus Harding was, a few years since, a beneficed clergyman residing in the cathedral town of ⸻; let us call it Barchester. Were we to name Wells or Salisbury, Exeter, Hereford, or Gloucester, it might be presumed that something personal was intended; and as this tale will refer mainly to the cathedral dignitaries of the town in question, we are anxious that no personality may be suspected. Let us presume that Barchester is a quiet town in the West of England, more remarkable for the beauty of its cathedral and the antiquity of its monuments than for any commercial prosperity; that the west end of Barchester is the cathedral close, and that the aristocracy of Barchester are the bishop, dean, and canons, with their respective wives and daughters.

Early in life Mr. Harding found himself located at Barchester. A fine voice and a taste for sacred music had decided the position in which he was to exercise his calling, and for many years he performed the easy but not highly paid duties of a minor canon. At the age of forty a small living in the close vicinity of the town increased both his work and his income, and at the age of fifty he became precentor of the cathedral.

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III: The Bishop of Barchester

Bold tried to laugh, but he couldn’t. He was quite in earnest, and determined in his course, and couldn’t make a joke of it. He walked on awhile in silence before he recommenced his attack, during which Mr. Harding, who had still the bow in his hand, played rapidly on an imaginary violoncello. “I fear there is reason to think that John Hiram’s will is not carried out to the letter, Mr. Harding,” said the young man at last; “and I have been asked to see into it.”

“Very well, I’ve no objection on earth; and now we need not say another word about it.”

“Only one word more, Mr. Harding. Chadwick has referred me to Cox and Cummins, and I think it my duty to apply to them for some statement about the hospital. In what I do I may appear to be interfering with you, and I hope you will forgive me for doing so.”

“Mr. Bold,” said the other, stopping, and speaking with some solemnity, “if you act justly, say nothing in this matter but the truth, and use no unfair weapons in carrying out your purposes, I shall have nothing to forgive. I presume you think I am not entitled to the income I receive from the hospital, and that others are entitled to it.

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XI: Iphigenia

In the meantime Eleanor recollected herself, and again summoned up her energies. “Mr. Bold,” said she, “I have come here to implore you to abandon this proceeding.” He stood up from his seat, and looked beyond measure distressed. “To implore you to abandon it, to implore you to spare my father, to spare either his life or his reason, for one or the other will pay the forfeit if this goes on. I know how much I am asking, and how little right I have to ask anything; but I think you will listen to me as it is for my father. Oh, Mr. Bold, pray, pray do this for us;⁠—pray do not drive to distraction a man who has loved you so well.”

She did not absolutely kneel to him, but she followed him as he moved from his chair, and laid her soft hands imploringly upon his arm. Ah! at any other time how exquisitely valuable would have been that touch! but now he was distraught, dumbfounded, and unmanned. What could he say to that sweet suppliant; how explain to her that the matter now was probably beyond his control; how tell her that he could not quell the storm which he had raised?

“Surely, surely, John, you cannot refuse her,” said his sister.

“I would give her my soul,” said he, “if it would serve her.”

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XIV: Mount Olympus

Who has not heard of Mount Olympus⁠—that high abode of all the powers of type, that favoured seat of the great goddess Pica, that wondrous habitation of gods and devils, from whence, with ceaseless hum of steam and never-ending flow of Castalian ink, issue forth fifty thousand nightly edicts for the governance of a subject nation?

Velvet and gilding do not make a throne, nor gold and jewels a sceptre. It is a throne because the most exalted one sits there⁠—and a sceptre because the most mighty one wields it. So it is with Mount Olympus. Should a stranger make his way thither at dull noonday, or during the sleepy hours of the silent afternoon, he would find no acknowledged temple of power and beauty, no fitting fane for the great Thunderer, no proud façades and pillared roofs to support the dignity of this greatest of earthly potentates. To the outward and uninitiated eye, Mount Olympus is a somewhat humble spot⁠—undistinguished, unadorned⁠—nay, almost mean. It stands alone, as it were, in a mighty city, close to the densest throng of men, but partaking neither of the noise nor the crowd; a small secluded, dreary spot, tenanted, one would say, by quite unambitious people at the easiest rents. “Is this Mount Olympus?” asks the unbelieving stranger. “Is it from these small, dark, dingy buildings that those infallible laws proceed which cabinets are called upon to obey; by which bishops are to be guided, lords and commons controlled, judges instructed in law, generals in strategy, admirals in naval tactics, and orange-women in the management of their barrows?” “Yes, my friend⁠—from these walls.

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10 of the best lines

Scandal at Barchester affirmed that had it not been for the beauty of his daughter, Mr. Harding would have remained a minor canon; but here probably Scandal lied, as she so often does;

I: Hiram’s HospitalKeep reading from here

He wanted law from a lawyer as he did a coat from a tailor, because he could not make it so well himself;

II: The Barchester ReformerKeep reading from here

Did any of us ever do anything worth half the money?

IV: Hiram’s BedesmenKeep reading from here

It is much less difficult for the sufferer to be generous than for the oppressor.

VI: The Warden’s Tea PartyKeep reading from here

You might pass Eleanor Harding in the street without notice, but you could hardly pass an evening with her and not lose your heart.

XI: IphigeniaKeep reading from here

Gentle reader, did you ever feel yourself snubbed?

XIII: The Warden’s DecisionKeep reading from here

Tom Towers never boasted of The Jupiter; he scarcely ever named the paper even to the most intimate of his friends; he did not even wish to be spoken of as connected with it; but he did not the less value his privileges, or think the less of his own importance.

XIV: Mount OlympusKeep reading from here

In former times great objects were attained by great work.

XV: Tom Towers, Dr. Anticant, and Mr. SentimentKeep reading from here

He was bright as a diamond, and as cutting, and also as unimpressionable.

XVII: Sir Abraham HaphazardKeep reading from here

The tamest animal will turn when driven too hard, and even Mr. Harding was beginning to fight for his own way.

XIX: The Warden ResignsKeep reading from here

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Contents

  1. I: Hiram’s Hospital
  2. II: The Barchester Reformer
  3. III: The Bishop of Barchester
  4. IV: Hiram’s Bedesmen
  5. V: Dr. Grantly Visits the Hospital
  6. VI: The Warden’s Tea Party
  7. VII: The Jupiter
  8. VIII: Plumstead Episcopi
  9. IX: The Conference
  10. X: Tribulation
  11. XI: Iphigenia
  12. XII: Mr. Bold’s Visit to Plumstead
  13. XIII: The Warden’s Decision
  14. XIV: Mount Olympus
  15. XV: Tom Towers, Dr. Anticant, and Mr. Sentiment
  16. XVI: A Long Day in London
  17. XVII: Sir Abraham Haphazard
  18. XVIII: The Warden Is Very Obstinate
  19. XIX: The Warden Resigns
  20. XX: Farewell
  21. XXI: Conclusion

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