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Framley Parsonage

by Anthony Trollope

Length: 208,354 words, about 833 pages, about 15 hours to read

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A young vicar with an aristocratic patron foolishly becomes mired in debt.

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I: “Omnes Omnia Bona Dicere”

When young Mark Robarts was leaving college, his father might well declare that all men began to say all good things to him, and to extol his fortune in that he had a son blessed with so excellent a disposition.

This father was a physician living at Exeter. He was a gentleman possessed of no private means, but enjoying a lucrative practice, which had enabled him to maintain and educate a family with all the advantages which money can give in this country. Mark was his eldest son and second child; and the first page or two of this narrative must be consumed in giving a catalogue of the good things which chance and conduct together had heaped upon this young man’s head.

His first step forward in life had arisen from his having been sent, while still very young, as a private pupil to the house of a clergyman, who was an old friend

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I: “Omnes Omnia Bona Dicere”

“You were up at the house today, I suppose?” said Mark to his wife, as he sat stretching himself in an easy chair in the drawing-room, before the fire, previously to his dressing for dinner. It was a November evening, and he had been out all day, and on such occasions the aptitude for delay in dressing is very powerful. A strong-minded man goes direct from the hall-door to his chamber without encountering the temptation of the drawing-room fire.

“No; but Lady Lufton was down here.”

“Full of arguments in favour of Sarah Thompson?”

“Exactly so, Mark.”

“And what did you say about Sarah Thompson?”

“Very little as coming from myself; but I did hint that you thought, or that I thought that you thought, that one of the regular trained schoolmistresses would be better.”

“But her ladyship did not agree?”

“Well, I won’t exactly say that;⁠—though I think that perhaps she did not.”

“I am sure she did not. When she has a point to carry, she is very fond of carrying it.”

“But then, Mark, her points are generally so good.”

“But, you see, in this affair of the school she is thinking more of her protégée than she does of the children.”

“Tell her that, and I am sure she will give way.”

And then again they were both silent. And the vicar having thoroughly warmed himself, as far as this might be done by facing the fire, turned round and began the operation à tergo.

“Come, Mark, it is twenty minutes past six. Will you go and dress?”

“I’ll tell you what, Fanny: she must have her way about Sarah Thompson. You can see her tomorrow and tell her so.”

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III: Chaldicotes

He was shown into the drawing-room at once, and there he found Mrs. Harold Smith, with Mrs. and Miss Proudie, and a lady whom he had never before seen, and whose name he did not at first hear mentioned.

“Is that Mr. Robarts?” said Mrs. Harold Smith, getting up to greet him, and screening her pretended ignorance under the veil of the darkness. “And have you really driven over four-and-twenty miles of Barsetshire roads on such a day as this to assist us in our little difficulties? Well, we can promise you gratitude at any rate.”

And then the vicar shook hands with Mrs. Proudie, in that deferential manner which is due from a vicar to his bishop’s wife; and Mrs. Proudie returned the greeting with all that smiling condescension which a bishop’s wife should show to a vicar. Miss Proudie was not quite so civil. Had Mr. Robarts been still unmarried, she also could have smiled sweetly; but she had been exercising smiles on clergymen too long to waste them now on a married parish parson.

“And what are the difficulties, Mrs. Smith, in which I am to assist you?”

“We have six or seven gentlemen here, Mr. Robarts, and they always go out hunting before breakfast, and they never come back⁠—I was going to say⁠—till after dinner. I wish it were so, for then we should not have to wait for them.”

“Excepting Mr. Supplehouse, you know,” said the unknown lady, in a loud voice.

“And he is generally shut up in the library, writing articles.”

“He’d be better employed if he were trying to break his neck like the others,” said the unknown lady.

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VIII: Gatherum Castle

“Why, your name, to be sure. Believe me, my dear fellow, I would not ask you really to put your hand into your pocket to such a tune as that. Allow me to draw on you for that amount at three months. Long before that time I shall be flush enough.” And then, before Mark could answer, he had a bill stamp and pen and ink out on the table before him, and was filling in the bill as though his friend had already given his consent.

“Upon my word, Sowerby, I had rather not do that.”

“Why! what are you afraid of?”⁠—Mr. Sowerby asked this very sharply. “Did you ever hear of my having neglected to take up a bill when it fell due?” Robarts thought that he had heard of such a thing; but in his confusion he was not exactly sure, and so he said nothing.

“No, my boy; I have not come to that. Look here: just you write, ‘Accepted, Mark Robarts,’ across that, and then you shall never hear of the transaction again;⁠—and you will have obliged me forever.”

“As a clergyman it would be wrong of me,” said Robarts.

“As a clergyman! Come, Mark! If you don’t like to do as much as that for a friend, say so; but don’t let us have that sort of humbug. If there be one class of men whose names would be found more frequent on the backs of bills in the provincial banks than another, clergymen are that class. Come, old fellow, you won’t throw me over when I am so hard pushed.”

Mark Robarts took the pen and signed the bill. It was the first time in his life that he had ever done such an act. Sowerby then shook him cordially by the hand, and he walked off to his own bedroom a wretched man.

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XVI: Mrs. Podgens’ Baby

“Were you going in or out, Miss Robarts?”

“Well, I was going out,” said Lucy; and she began to consider how best she might get quit of any prolonged encounter.

“Oh, going out, were you? I don’t know whether I may offer to⁠—”

“Well, Lord Lufton, not exactly, seeing that I am about to pay a visit to our near neighbour, Mrs. Podgens. Perhaps you have no particular call towards Mrs. Podgens’ just at present, or to her new baby?”

“And have you any very particular call that way?”

“Yes, and especially to Baby Podgens. Baby Podgens is a real little duck⁠—only just two days old.” And Lucy, as she spoke, progressed a step or two, as though she were determined not to remain there talking on the doorstep.

A slight cloud came across his brow as he saw this, and made him resolve that she should not gain her purpose. He was not going to be foiled in that way by such a girl as Lucy Robarts. He had come there to speak to her, and speak to her he would. There had been enough of intimacy between them to justify him in demanding, at any rate, as much as that.

“Miss Robarts,” he said, “I am starting for London tomorrow, and if I do not say goodbye to you now, I shall not be able to do so at all.”

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10 of the best lines

He had large capabilities for good⁠—and aptitudes also for evil, quite enough: quite enough to make it needful that he should repel temptation as temptation only can be repelled.

I: “Omnes Omnia Bona Dicere”Keep reading from here

The imprudence of the young is very sore to the prudence of their elders.

V: Amantium Irae Amoris IntegratioKeep reading from here

There is no horseleech that sticks so fast as your latter-day Philistine.

IX: The Vicar’s ReturnKeep reading from here

Why do they not label him ‘dangerous’?

XIII: Delicate HintsKeep reading from here

Nobody hates grandeur so much as I do.

XVII: Mrs. Proudie’s ConversazioneKeep reading from here

The tiger tears you up because he is hungry and wants to eat you. That’s what Supplehouse does.

XXIV: Magna Est VeritasKeep reading from here

But who ever yet was offered a secret and declined it?

XXVI: ImpulsiveKeep reading from here

There are animals who, when they are ailing in any way, contrive to hide themselves, ashamed, as it were, that the weakness of their suffering should be witnessed.

XXXI: Salmon Fishing in NorwayKeep reading from here

It would be a terrible curse to have to talk sense always.

XXXVIII: Is There Cause or Just Impediment?Keep reading from here

But dripping water hollows a stone; and at last it was admitted on all sides that there was ground for fear⁠—on all sides, except at Plumstead.

XLV: Palace BlessingsKeep reading from here

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Contents

All 48 parts
  1. I: “Omnes Omnia Bona Dicere”
  2. II: The Framley Set, and the Chaldicotes Set
  3. III: Chaldicotes
  4. IV: A Matter of Conscience
  5. V: Amantium Irae Amoris Integratio
  6. VI: Mr. Harold Smith’s Lecture
  7. VII: Sunday Morning
  8. VIII: Gatherum Castle
  9. IX: The Vicar’s Return
  10. X: Lucy Robarts
  11. XI: Griselda Grantly
  12. XII: The Little Bill
  13. XIII: Delicate Hints
  14. XIV: Mr. Crawley of Hogglestock
  15. XV: Lady Lufton’s Ambassador
  16. XVI: Mrs. Podgens’ Baby
  17. XVII: Mrs. Proudie’s Conversazione
  18. XVIII: The New Minister’s Patronage
  19. XIX: Money Dealings
  20. XX: Harold Smith in the Cabinet
  21. XXI: Why Puck, the Pony, Was Beaten
  22. XXII: Hogglestock Parsonage
  23. XXIII: The Triumph of the Giants
  24. XXIV: Magna Est Veritas
  25. XXV: Non-Impulsive
  26. XXVI: Impulsive
  27. XXVII: South Audley Street
  28. XXVIII: Dr. Thorne
  29. XXIX: Miss Dunstable at Home
  30. XXX: The Grantly Triumph
  31. XXXI: Salmon Fishing in Norway
  32. XXXII: The Goat and Compasses
  33. XXXIII: Consolation
  34. XXXIV: Lady Lufton Is Taken by Surprise
  35. XXXV: The Story of King Cophetua
  36. XXXVI: Kidnapping at Hogglestock
  37. XXXVII: Mr. Sowerby Without Company
  38. XXXVIII: Is There Cause or Just Impediment?
  39. XXXIX: How to Write a Love Letter
  40. XL: Internecine
  41. XLI: Don Quixote
  42. XLII: Touching Pitch
  43. XLIII: Is She Not Insignificant?
  44. XLIV: The Philistines at the Parsonage
  45. XLV: Palace Blessings
  46. XLVI: Lady Lufton’s Request
  47. XLVII: Nemesis
  48. XLVIII: How They Were All Married, Had Two Children, and Lived Happy Ever After

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