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Sylvie and Bruno

by Lewis Carroll

Length: 133,984 words, about 536 pages, about 9 hours to read

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Two siblings alternate between fantasy and the real world after their father is the victim of a political conspiracy.

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I: Less Bread! More Taxes!

—and then all the people cheered again, and one man, who was more excited than the rest, flung his hat high into the air, and shouted (as well as I could make out) “Who roar for the Sub-Warden?” Everybody roared, but whether it was for the Sub-Warden, or not, did not clearly appear: some were shouting “Bread!” and some “Taxes!,” but no one seemed to know what it was they really wanted.

All this I saw from the open window of the Warden’s breakfast-saloon, looking across the shoulder of the Lord Chancellor, who had sprung to his feet the moment the shouting began, almost as if he had been expecting it, and had rushed to the window which commanded the best view of the marketplace.

“What can it all mean?” he kept repeating to himself, as, with his hands clasped behind him, and his gown floating in the air, he paced rapidly up and down the room. “I never heard such shouting before⁠—and at this time of the morning, too! And with such unanimity! Doesn’t it strike you as very remarkable?”

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VI: The Magic Locket

I tried to pick some myself⁠—but it was like grasping air, and I soon gave up the attempt and returned to Sylvie.

“Look well at it, my darling,” the old man was saying, “and tell me how you like it.”

“It’s just lovely,” cried Sylvie, delightedly. “Bruno, come and look!” And she held up, so that he might see the light through it, a heart-shaped Locket, apparently cut out of a single jewel, of a rich blue colour, with a slender gold chain attached to it.

“It are welly pretty,” Bruno more soberly remarked: and he began spelling out some words inscribed on it. “All⁠—will⁠—love⁠—Sylvie,” he made them out at last. “And so they doos!” he cried, clasping his arms round her neck. “Everybody loves Sylvie!”

“But we love her best, don’t we, Bruno?” said the old King, as he took possession of the Locket. “Now, Sylvie, look at this.” And he showed her, lying on the palm of his hand, a Locket of a deep crimson colour, the same shape as the blue one and, like it, attached to a slender golden chain.

“Lovelier and lovelier!” exclaimed Sylvie, clasping her hands in ecstasy. “Look, Bruno!”

“And there’s words on this one, too,” said Bruno. “Sylvie⁠—will⁠—love⁠—all.”

“Now you see the difference,” said the old man: “different colours and different words. Choose one of them, darling. I’ll give you whichever you like best.”

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XIII: A Visit to Dogland

“There’s a house, away there to the left,” said Sylvie, after we had walked what seemed to me about fifty miles. “Let’s go and ask for a night’s lodging.”

“It looks a very comfable house,” Bruno said, as we turned into the road leading up to it. “I doos hope the Dogs will be kind to us, I is so tired and hungry!”

A Mastiff, dressed in a scarlet collar, and carrying a musket, was pacing up and down, like a sentinel, in front of the entrance. He started, on catching sight of the children, and came forwards to meet them, keeping his musket pointed straight at Bruno, who stood quite still, though he turned pale and kept tight hold of Sylvie’s hand, while the Sentinel walked solemnly round and round them, and looked at them from all points of view.

“Oobooh, hooh boohooyah!” He growled at last. “Woobah yahwah oobooh! Bow wahbah woobooyah? Bow wow?” he asked Bruno, severely.

Of course Bruno understood all this, easily enough. All Fairies understand Doggee⁠—that is, Dog-language. But, as you may find it a little difficult, just at first, I had better put it into English for you. “Humans, I verily believe! A couple of stray Humans! What Dog do you belong to? What do you want?”

“We don’t belong to a Dog!” Bruno began, in Doggee. (“Peoples never belongs to Dogs!” he whispered to Sylvie.)

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XIV: Fairy-Sylvie

By this time the “eerie” feeling had come back again, and I suddenly observed that no crickets were chirping; so I felt quite sure that “Bruno” was somewhere very near.

And so indeed he was⁠—so near that I had very nearly walked over him without seeing him; which would have been dreadful, always supposing that Fairies can be walked over⁠—my own belief is that they are something of the nature of Will-o’-the-Wisps: and there’s no walking over them.

Think of any pretty little boy you know, with rosy cheeks, large dark eyes, and tangled brown hair, and then fancy him made small enough to go comfortably into a coffee-cup, and you’ll have a very fair idea of him.

“What’s your name, little one?” I began, in as soft a voice as I could manage. And, by the way, why is it we always begin by asking little children their names? Is it because we fancy a name will help to make them a little bigger? You never thought of asking a real large man his name, now, did you? But, however that may be, I felt it quite necessary to know his name; so, as he didn’t answer my question, I asked it again a little louder. “What’s your name, my little man?”

“What’s oors?” he said, without looking up.

I told him my name quite gently, for he was much too small to be angry with.

“Duke of Anything?” he asked, just looking at me for a moment, and then going on with his work.

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XXI: Through the Ivory Door

“Excuse me,” I said. “I don’t understand.”

Silently the Professor drew from his pocket a square gold watch, with six or eight hands, and held it out for my inspection. “This,” he began, “is an Outlandish Watch⁠—”

“So I should have thought.”

“⁠—which has the peculiar property that, instead of its going with the time, the time goes with it. I trust you understand me now?”

“Hardly,” I said.

“Permit me to explain. So long as it is let alone, it takes its own course. Time has no effect upon it.”

“I have known such watches,” I remarked.

“It goes, of course, at the usual rate. Only the time has to go with it. Hence, if I move the hands, I change the time. To move them forwards, in advance of the true time, is impossible: but I can move them as much as a month backwards⁠—that is the limit. And then you have the events all over again⁠—with any alterations experience may suggest.”

“What a blessing such a watch would be,” I thought, “in real life! To be able to unsay some heedless word⁠—to undo some reckless deed! Might I see the thing done?”

“With pleasure!” said the good natured Professor. “When I move this hand back to here,” pointing out the place, “History goes back fifteen minutes!”

Trembling with excitement, I watched him push the hand round as he described.

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10 of the best lines

Most orators are born, you know.

I: Less Bread! More Taxes!Keep reading from here

I put some lettuces into the clock, and tried to wind up the rabbit!

X: The Other ProfessorKeep reading from here

You must not waste your life upon an ‘if’!

XIV: Fairy-SylvieKeep reading from here

Well then, I’ll unkiss you!

XVI: A Changed CrocodileKeep reading from here

“We spend one half of it in regretting the things we did in the other half!”

XXII: Crossing the LineKeep reading from here

And yet the world goes on. Who knows why?

I: Bruno’s LessonsKeep reading from here

We give people what they haven’t got: we wish for something that is yet to come.

VII: Mein HerrKeep reading from here

So we now use the country itself, as its own map, and I assure you it does nearly as well.

XI: The Man in the MoonKeep reading from here

We turned aside into the shade of interlacing boughs, which formed an architecture of almost perfect symmetry, grouped into lovely groined arches, or running out, far as the eye could follow, into endless aisles, and chancels, and naves, like some ghostly cathedral, fashioned out of the dream of a moonstruck poet.

XIX: A Fairy-DuetKeep reading from here

Dead Mouses never objecks to be eaten.

XXII: The BanquetKeep reading from here

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Contents

All 54 parts
  1. Volume I
  2. Preface
  3. I: Less Bread! More Taxes!
  4. II: L’Amie Inconnue
  5. III: Birthday-Presents
  6. IV: A Cunning Conspiracy
  7. V: A Beggar’s Palace
  8. VI: The Magic Locket
  9. VII: The Baron’s Embassy
  10. VIII: A Ride on a Lion
  11. IX: A Jester and a Bear
  12. X: The Other Professor
  13. XI: Peter and Paul
  14. XII: A Musical Gardener
  15. XIII: A Visit to Dogland
  16. XIV: Fairy-Sylvie
  17. XV: Bruno’s Revenge
  18. XVI: A Changed Crocodile
  19. XVII: The Three Badgers
  20. XVIII: Queer Street, Number Forty
  21. XIX: How to Make a Phlizz
  22. XX: Light Come, Light Go
  23. XXI: Through the Ivory Door
  24. XXII: Crossing the Line
  25. XXIII: An Outlandish Watch
  26. XXIV: The Frogs’ Birthday-Treat
  27. XXV: Looking Eastward
  28. Volume II
  29. Preface
  30. I: Bruno’s Lessons
  31. II: Love’s Curfew
  32. III: Streaks of Dawn
  33. IV: The Dog-King
  34. V: Matilda Jane
  35. VI: Willie’s Wife
  36. VII: Mein Herr
  37. VIII: In a Shady Place
  38. IX: The Farewell-Party
  39. X: Jabbering and Jam
  40. XI: The Man in the Moon
  41. XII: Fairy-Music
  42. XIII: What Tottles Meant
  43. XIV: Bruno’s Picnic
  44. XV: The Little Foxes
  45. XVI: Beyond These Voices
  46. XVII: To the Rescue!
  47. XVIII: A Newspaper-Cutting
  48. XIX: A Fairy-Duet
  49. XX: Gammon and Spinach
  50. XXI: The Professor’s Lecture
  51. XXII: The Banquet
  52. XXIII: The Pig-Tale
  53. XXIV: The Beggar’s Return
  54. XXV: Life Out of Death

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