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Mr. Incoul’s Misadventure

by Edgar Saltus

Length: 42,018 words, about 168 pages, about 3 hours to read

Novels, Romance

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What it is

The honeymoon of a wealthy widower and a young woman takes an unsettling turn with the sudden reappearance of a former lover.

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I: Mr. Incoul

When Harmon Incoul’s wife died, the world in which he lived said that he would not marry again. The bereavement which he had suffered was known to be bitter, and it was reported that he might betake himself to some foreign land. There was, for that matter, nothing to keep him at home. He was childless, his tastes were too simple to make it necessary for him to reside as he had, hitherto, in New York, and, moreover, he was a man whose wealth was proverbial. Had he so chosen, he had little else to do than to purchase a ticket and journey wheresoever he listed, and the knowledge of this ability may have been to him not without its consolations. Yet, if he attempted to map some plan, and think which spot he would prefer, he probably reflected that whatever place he might choose, he would, in the end, be not unlike the invalid who turns over in his bed, and then turns back again on finding the second position no better than the first. However fair another sky might be, it would not make his sorrow less acute.

He was then one of those men whose age is difficult to determine. He had married when quite young, and at the time of his widowerhood he must have been nearly forty, but years had treated him kindly. His hair, it is true, was inclined to scantiness, and his skin was etiolated, but he was not stout, his teeth were sound, he held himself well, and his eyes had not lost their lustre. At a distance, one might have thought him in the thirties, but in conversation his speech was so measured, and about his lips there was a compression such that the ordinary observer fancied him older than he really was.

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II: Miss Barhyte Agrees to Change Her Name

“I have come for an answer,” he said simply.

“I am glad to see you,” she answered, “very glad; I have thought much about what you said.”

“Favorably, I hope.”

“That must depend on you.” She went to a bell and touched it. “Archibald,” she said, when the negro appeared, “I am out. If any visitors come take them into the other room. Should anyone want to come in here before I ring, say the parlor is being swept.”

The man bowed and withdrew. He would have stood on his head for her. There were few servants that she did not affect in much the same manner. She seemed to win willingness naturally.

She seated herself on a sofa, and opposite to her Mr. Incoul found a chair. Her dress he noticed was of some dark material, tailor-made, and unrelieved save by a high white collar and the momentary glisten of a button. The cut and sobriety of her costume made her look like a handsome boy, a young Olympian as it were, one who had strayed from the games and been arrayed in modern guise. Indeed, her features suggested that combination of beauty and sensitiveness which was peculiar to the Greek lad, but her eyes were not dark⁠—they were the blue victorious eyes of the Norseman⁠—and her hair was red, the red of old gold, that red which partakes both of orange and of flame.

“I hope⁠—” Mr. Incoul began, but she interrupted him.

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III: After Darkness

“Mother!” she exclaimed, “why did you wait up for me?” And she found a seat on the sofa near her mother and took her hand caressingly in her own. “Why are you up so late,” she continued, “are you not tired? Oh, mother,” the girl cried, impetuously, “if you only knew what happened tonight⁠—what do you suppose?”

But Mrs. Barhyte shook her head, she had no thoughts left for suppositions. And quickly, for the mere sake of telling something that would arouse her mother if ever so little from her apathy, Maida related Mr. Incoul’s offer. Her success was greater, if other, than she anticipated. It was as though she had poured into a parching throat the very waters of life. It was the post tenebras, lux. And what a light! The incandescence of unexpected hope. A cataract of gold pieces could not have been more dazzling; it was blinding after the shadows in which she had groped. The color came to her cheeks, her hand grew moist. “Yes, yes,” she cried, urging the girl’s narrative with a motion of the head like to that of a jockey speeding to the post; “yes, yes,” she repeated, and her restless eyes flamed with the heat of fever.

“Wasn’t it odd?” Maida concluded abruptly.

“But you accepted him?” the mother asked hoarsely, almost fiercely.

“Accepted him? No, of course not⁠—he⁠—why, mother, what is the matter?”

Engrossed in the telling of her story, the girl had not noticed her mother’s agitation, but at her last words, at the answer to the question, her

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IX: Mr. Incoul Dines in Spain

The station at Biarritz is several miles from the town, and as the horses were slow it was almost twelve o’clock before the Continental was reached. Blydenburg alighted there and Mr. Incoul drove on alone to the villa. As he approached it he saw that his wife’s rooms were illuminated. For the moment he thought she might be waiting for him, but at once he knew that was impossible, for on leaving he had said he would pass the night in Spain.

The carriage drew up before the main entrance. He felt for small money to pay the driver, but found nothing smaller than a louis. The driver, after a protracted fumbling, declared that in the matter of change he was not a bit better off. Where is the cabman who was ever supplied? Rather than waste words Mr. Incoul gave him the louis and the man drove off, delighted to find that the old trick was still in working order.

Mr. Incoul looked up again at his wife’s window, but during his parley with the driver the lights had been extinguished. He entered the gate and opened the door with a key. The hall was dark; he found a match and lit it. On the stair was Lenox Leigh. The match flickered and went out, but through the open door the moon poured in.

The young man rubbed his hat as though uncertain what to do or say. At last he reached the door, “I am at the Grand, you know,” he hazarded.

“Yes, I know,” Mr. Incoul answered, “and I hope you are comfortable.”

Leigh passed out. Mr. Incoul closed and bolted the door behind him. For a moment he stood very still. Then turning, he ascended the stair.

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10 of the best lines

In her eyes he had discerned that promise of delight which it is said the lost goddesses could convey; and at whose conveyance, the legend says, the minds of men were enraptured.

II: Miss Barhyte Agrees to Change Her NameKeep reading from here

“I don’t know,” Mr. Incoul answered gravely. “I don’t know what we will have tonight. The dinner was ordered last week. They may have cooked it then.”

VIII: An Unexpected GuestKeep reading from here

The sun had sunk into the ocean as though it were imbibing an immense blue syrup.

VIII: An Unexpected GuestKeep reading from here

Where is the cabman who was ever supplied?

IX: Mr. Incoul Dines in SpainKeep reading from here

Mr. Incoul looked up again at his wife’s window, but during his parley with the driver the lights had been extinguished.

IX: Mr. Incoul Dines in SpainKeep reading from here

He sniffed it with a feeling akin to pleasure.

XI: The House in the Parc MonceauKeep reading from here

As she crossed the room men moistened their lips, and when she had gone they found them still parched.

XIII: What May Be Heard in a GreenroomKeep reading from here

To be an American is to be a Vesuvius of gold pieces.

XIV: Karl Grows a MoustacheKeep reading from here

He was blockaded in his own disgrace.

XVI: The Bare BodkinKeep reading from here

She was piteous before him who knew not what pity was.

XVII: Maida’s NuptialsKeep reading from here

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Contents

  1. I: Mr. Incoul
  2. II: Miss Barhyte Agrees to Change Her Name
  3. III: After Darkness
  4. IV: An Evening Call
  5. V: A Yellow Envelope
  6. VI: Biarritz
  7. VII: What May Be Seen from a Palco
  8. VIII: An Unexpected Guest
  9. IX: Mr. Incoul Dines in Spain
  10. X: The Point of View
  11. XI: The House in the Parc Monceau
  12. XII: Mr. Incoul Is Preoccupied
  13. XIII: What May Be Heard in a Greenroom
  14. XIV: Karl Grows a Moustache
  15. XV: May Expostulates
  16. XVI: The Bare Bodkin
  17. XVII: Maida’s Nuptials
  18. XVIII: Mr. Incoul Goes Over the Accounts

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