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Kai Lung’s Golden Hours

by Ernest Bramah

Length: 82,655 words, about 331 pages, about 6 hours to read

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An ancient Chinese storyteller charged with treason uses his beguiling tales to avoid conviction.

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I: The Encountering of Six Within a Wood

Only at one point along the straight earth-road leading from Loo-chow to Yu-ping was there any shade, a wood of stunted growth, and here Kai Lung cast himself down in refuge from the noontide sun and slept.

When he woke it was with the sound of discreet laughter trickling through his dreams. He sat up and looked around. Across the glade two maidens stood in poised expectancy within the shadow of a wild fig-tree, both their gaze and their manner denoting a fixed intention to be prepared for any emergency. Not being desirous that this should tend towards their abrupt departure, Kai Lung rose guardedly to his feet, with many gestures of polite reassurance, and having bowed several times to indicate his pacific nature, he stood in an attitude of deferential admiration. At this display the elder and less attractive of the maidens fled, uttering loud and continuous cries of apprehension in order to conceal the direction of her flight. The other remained, however, and even moved a few steps nearer to Kai Lung, as though encouraged by his appearance, so that he was able to regard her varying details more appreciably. As she advanced she plucked a red blossom from a thorny bush, and from time to time she shortened the broken stalk between her jade teeth.

“Courteous loiterer,” she said, in a very pearl-like voice, when they had thus regarded one another for a few beats of time, “what is your honourable name, and who are you who tarry here, journeying neither to the east nor to the west?”

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II: The Inexorable Justice of the Mandarin Shan Tien

It was indeed as Li-loe had foretold. On the following day, at the second gong-stroke after noon, the order came and, closely guarded, Kai Lung was led forth. The middle court had been duly arranged, with a formidable display of chains, weights, presses, saws, branding irons and other implements for securing justice. At the head of a table draped with red sat the Mandarin Shan Tien, on his right the secretary of his hand, the contemptible Ming-shu. Round about were positioned others who in one necessity or another might be relied upon to play an ordered part. After a lavish explosion of firecrackers had been discharged, sonorous bells rung and gongs beaten, a venerable geomancer disclosed by means of certain tests that all doubtful influences had been driven off and that truth and impartiality alone remained.

“Except on the part of the prisoners, doubtless,” remarked the Mandarin, thereby imperilling the gravity of all who stood around.

“The first of those to prostrate themselves before your enlightened clemency, Excellence, is a notorious assassin who, under another name, has committed many crimes,” began the execrable Ming-shu. “He confesses that, now calling himself Kai Lung, he has recently journeyed from Loo-chow, where treason ever wears a smiling face.”

“Perchance he is saddened by our city’s loyalty,” interposed the benign Shan Tien, “for if he is smiling now it is on the side of his face removed from this one’s gaze.”

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II: The Part Played by the Slave-Girl, Hia

On the day following that in which Sun Wei and the demon Leou had conversed together, Hia was disporting herself in the dark shades of a secluded pool, as her custom was after the heat of her labours, when a phoenix, flying across the glade, dropped a pearl of unusual size and lustre into the stream. Possessing herself of the jewel and placing it in her mouth, so that it should not impede the action of her hands, Hia sought the bank and would have drawn herself up when she became aware of the presence of one having the guise of a noble commander. He was regarding her with a look in which well-expressed admiration was blended with a delicate intimation that owing to the unparalleled brilliance of her eyes he was unable to perceive any other detail of her appearance, and was, indeed, under the impression that she was devoid of ordinary outline. At the same time, without permitting her glance to be in any but an entirely opposite direction, Hia was able to satisfy herself that the stranger was a person on whom she might prudently lavish the full depths of her regard if the necessity arose. His apparel was rich, voluminous and of colours then unknown within the Empire; his hair long and abundant; his face placid but sincere.

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The Story of Wong Pao and the Minstrel

The Emperor, N’ang Wei, then reigning, is now generally regarded as being in no way profound or inspired, but possessing the faculty of being able to turn the dissensions among his subjects to a profitable account, and other accomplishments useful in a ruler. As he passed along the streets of his capital he heard the voices of two raised in altercation, and halting the bearer of his umbrella, he commanded that the persons concerned should be brought before him and state the nature of their dispute.

“The rivalry is an ancient one,” remarked the Emperor when each had made his claim. “Doubtless we ourselves could devise a judgment, but in this cycle of progress it is more usual to leave decision to the pronouncement of the populace⁠—and much less exacting to our Imperial ingenuity. An edict will therefore be published, stating that at a certain hour Kiau Sun will stand upon the Western Hill of the city and recite one of his incomparable epics, while at the same gong-stroke Wong Pao will take his station on the Eastern Hill, let us say for the purpose of distributing pieces of silver among any who are able to absent themselves from the competing attraction. It will then be clearly seen which entertainment draws the greater number.”

“Your mind, O all-wisest, is only comparable to the peacock’s tail in its spreading brilliance!” exclaimed Wong Pao, well assured of an easy triumph.

Kiau Sun, however, remained silent, but he observed closely the benignly impartial expression of the Emperor’s countenance.

When the indicated time arrived, only two persons could have been observed within the circumference of the Western Hill of the city⁠—a blind mendicant who

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The Story of Hien and the Chief Examiner

In the reign of the Emperor Kong there lived at Ho Chow an official named Thang-li, whose degree was that of Chief Examiner of Literary Competitions for the district. He had an only daughter, Fa Fei, whose mind was so liberally stored with graceful accomplishments as to give rise to the saying that to be in her presence was more refreshing than to sit in a garden of perfumes listening to the wisdom of seven elderly philosophers, while her glossy floating hair, skin of crystal lustre, crescent nails and feet smaller and more symmetrical than an opening lotus made her the most beautiful creature in all Ho Chow. Possessing no son, and maintaining an open contempt towards all his nearer relations, it had become a habit for Thang-li to converse with his daughter almost on terms of equality, so that she was not surprised on one occasion, when, calling her into his presence, he graciously commanded her to express herself freely on whatever subject seemed most important in her mind.

“The Great Middle Kingdom in which we live is not only inhabited by the most enlightened, humane and courteous-minded race, but is itself fittingly the central and most desirable point of the Universe, surrounded by other less favoured countries peopled by races of pigtailless men and large-footed women, all destitute of refined intelligence,” replied Fa Fei modestly. “The sublime Emperor is of all persons the wisest, purest and⁠—”

“Undoubtedly,” interrupted Thang-li. “These truths are of gem-like brilliance, and the ears of a patriotic subject can never be closed to the beauty and music of their ceaseless repetition.

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10 of the best lines

“Except on the part of the prisoners, doubtless,” remarked the Mandarin, thereby imperilling the gravity of all who stood around.

II: The Inexorable Justice of the Mandarin Shan TienKeep reading from here

“Be assured that the gods have exactly the same manner of behaving in every land.”

III: The Degraded Persistence of the Effete Ming-ShuKeep reading from here

“By the same that confers this well-appointed palace upon you,” replied Sun: “because it is my home.”

The Story of Wong Pao and the MinstrelKeep reading from here

“Sooner or later it will certainly devolve upon this person to condemn you to a violent end,” remarked the farseeing Mandarin reassuringly.

VII: Not Concerned with Any Particular Attribute of Those Who Are InvolvedKeep reading from here

“Our lord’s trout were ever salmon,”

VIII: The Timely Disputation Among Those of an Inner Chamber of Yu-PingKeep reading from here

Even a mole may instruct a philosopher in the art of digging,

The Story of Chang Tao, Melodious Vision and the DragonKeep reading from here

It is, in reality, very easy to kill a dragon, but it is impossible to keep him dead.

The Story of Chang Tao, Melodious Vision and the DragonKeep reading from here

Well-guarded lips, patient alertness and a heart conscientiously discharging its accepted duty: these three things have a sure reward.

I: Under the Dragon’s WingKeep reading from here

The whisper starting from Sz-chuen passed from house to house and from town to town until it had cast a network over every province, yet no man could say whence it came or by whom the word was passed.

I: Under the Dragon’s WingKeep reading from here

“The wheel-grease of the cart would alone make the day memorable,” murmured another.

II: The Message from the Outer LandKeep reading from here

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Contents

All 30 parts
  1. Preface
  2. I: The Encountering of Six Within a Wood
  3. II: The Inexorable Justice of the Mandarin Shan Tien
  4. The Story of Wong Ts’in and the Willow Plate Embellishment
  5. III: The Degraded Persistence of the Effete Ming-Shu
  6. The Story of Ning, the Captive God, and the Dreams That Mark His Race
  7. I: The Malice of the Demon, Leou
  8. II: The Part Played by the Slave-Girl, Hia
  9. III: The Incoming of the Youth, Tian
  10. IV: Events Round Walled Ti-Foo
  11. IV: The Inopportune Behaviour of the Covetous Li-Loe
  12. The Story of Wong Pao and the Minstrel
  13. V: The Timely Intervention of the Mandarin Shan Tien’s Lucky Day
  14. The Story of Lao Ting and the Luminous Insect
  15. VI: The High-Minded Strategy of the Amiable Hwa-Mei
  16. The Story of Weng Cho; or, the One Devoid of Name
  17. VII: Not Concerned with Any Particular Attribute of Those Who Are Involved
  18. The Story of Wang Ho and the Burial Robe
  19. VIII: The Timely Disputation Among Those of an Inner Chamber of Yu-Ping
  20. The Story of Chang Tao, Melodious Vision and the Dragon
  21. IX: The Propitious Dissension Between Two Whose General Attributes Have Already Been Sufficiently Described
  22. The Story of Yuen Yan, of the Barber Chou-Hu, and His Wife Tsae-Che
  23. X: The Incredible Obtuseness of Those Who Had Opposed the Virtuous Kai Lung
  24. The Story of Hien and the Chief Examiner
  25. XI: Of Which It Is Written: “In Shallow Water Dragons Become the Laughingstock of Shrimps”
  26. XII: The Out-Passing Into a State of Assured Felicity of the Much-Enduring Two with Whom These Printed Leaves Have Chiefly Been Concerned
  27. The Story of the Loyalty of Ten-Teh, the Fisherman
  28. I: Under the Dragon’s Wing
  29. II: The Message from the Outer Land
  30. III: The Last Service

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