Act I
At rise Melissa is gathering up tankards and wiping is off table right.
Reynolds
Standing on chair at upper end table R. I’m selling, I’m selling.
First Man
Seated R. of table R. down stage end. Keep quiet there, will you?
Reynolds
Loudly. I’m selling, I’m selling. States’ securities for the price of printing. I’m selling—I’m selling!
First Man
Can’t hear ourselves speak.
Reynolds
What’s the use of keeping quiet? Where’s a gentleman to do business if he can’t do it at the Exchange Coffee House?
Second Man
Seated down R. other side of table. Oh—where’s the gentleman?
First Man
Send the gentleman here.
Reynolds
I’m the gentleman. Laughter. I’m selling, I’m selling!
Men
Sit down.
First Man
Melissa, a tankard of porter, my dear.
Reynolds
I’m selling, I’m selling!
First Man
Sit down, Reynolds! How can you be selling when there are no buyers! Enter Tallyrand up L. at back. Ask that gentleman if he’s nearly finished with the newspaper, Melissa.
You see some business between Melissa and the man with the newspaper. He refuses to give it up. Melissa then meets Tallyrand C. at back. He has come on from street L.
Reynolds
Coming down stage C. Don’t any of you gentlemen want to make easy money? I’m offering you states’ securities for the price of the printing. Here’s a hundred dollars going to the highest bidder. Will anyone bid five? Holding up a paper.
First Man
What state is it on?
Reynolds
South Carolina. Laughter from the crowd.
First Man
I’ll give you sixpence for it. Louder laughter.
Giles
Seated R. of round table, down stage L. Where’d you get all this paper all of a sudden, Reynolds?