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Unfortunately, our feelings do not always respect the law of probabilities, and to me that evening, the possible and the impossible were equally disquieting.

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… fancy pictured the outer world and filled it with unfriendly entities, natural and supernatural—chief among which, in their respective classes, were the grizzly bear, which I knew was occasionally still seen in that region, and the ghost, which I had reason to think was not.

Unfortunately, our feelings do not always respect the law of probabilities, and to me that evening, the possible and the impossible were equally disquieting.

Everyone who has had experience in the matter must have observed that one confronts the actual and imaginary perils of the night with far less apprehension in the open air than in a house with an open doorway.

In this world one must have a name; it prevents confusion, even when it does not establish identity.

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Surely, that should be enough. The name has served my small need for more than twenty years of a life of unknown length. True, I gave it to myself, but lacking another I had the right.

In this world one must have a name; it prevents confusion, even when it does not establish identity.

Some, though, are known by numbers, which also seem inadequate distinctions.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.

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I even thought that I must have left the hall lamp burning and the groping of this creature proved it a monster of the night. This was foolish and inconsistent with my previous dread of the light, but what would you have?

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.

The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.

The appearance of the other men was sufficiently commonplace: they were such persons as one meets and forgets that he met.

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The nose was well enough, as noses go; one does not expect much of noses. All that was sinister in the man’s face seemed accentuated by an unnatural pallor—he appeared altogether bloodless.

The appearance of the other men was sufficiently commonplace: they were such persons as one meets and forgets that he met.

All were younger than the man described, between whom and the eldest of the others, who stood apart, there was apparently no kindly feeling. They avoided looking at each other.

His manners were those of a cultivated and considerate gentleman; and to women a man’s manner is the man.

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By them he was evidently held in favor. What could I say? I knew absolutely nothing to his discredit.

His manners were those of a cultivated and considerate gentleman; and to women a man’s manner is the man.

On one or two occasions when I saw Miss Corray walking with him I was furious, and once had the indiscretion to protest.

Time and the disfavor of persons dwelling thereabout are converting it into a rather picturesque ruin.

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Since 1886 no one has lived in it, nor is anyone likely to live in it again.

Time and the disfavor of persons dwelling thereabout are converting it into a rather picturesque ruin.

An observer unacquainted with its history would hardly put it into the category of “haunted houses,” yet in all the region round such is its evil reputation. Its windows are without glass, its doorways without doors;

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  1. Chapter I
  2. Chapter II
  3. Chapter III
  4. The Secret of Macarger’s Gulch
  5. One Summer Night
  6. I: Statement of Joel Hetman, Jr.
  7. II: Statement of Caspar Grattan
  8. III: Statement of the Late Julia Hetman, Through the Medium Bayrolles
  9. Moxon’s Master
  10. A Tough Tussle
  11. One of Twins
  12. Staley Fleming’s Hallucination
  13. I: The Review as a Form of Welcome
  14. A Baby Tramp
  15. The Night-Doings at “Deadman’s”
  16. Beyond the Wall
  17. Chapter I
  18. Chapter III
  19. John Mortonson’s Funeral
  20. Chapter II
  21. Chapter III
  22. John Bartine’s Watch
  23. I: One Does Not Always Eat What Is on the Table
  24. III: A Man Though Naked May Be in Rags
  25. Haïta the Shepherd
  26. An Inhabitant of Carcosa
  27. The Stranger
  28. Three and One Are One
  29. Two Military Executions
  30. The Isle of Pines
  31. A Vine on a House
  32. The Other Lodgers
  33. The Thing at Nolan

Chapter I

There are persons in this world, millions of persons, and far and away the best persons, who regard that as a very advanced age. They are the children.

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… him but the dry leaves and the damp earth, and nothing over him but the branches from which the leaves have fallen and the sky from which the earth has fallen, cannot hope for great longevity, and Frayser had already attained the age of thirty-two.

There are persons in this world, millions of persons, and far and away the best persons, who regard that as a very advanced age. They are the children.

To those who view the voyage of life from the port of departure the bark that has accomplished any considerable distance appears already in close approach to the farther shore. However, it is not certain that Halpin Frayser came to his death by exposure.

Chapter II

Halpin was pretty generally deprecated as an intellectual black sheep who was likely at any moment to disgrace the flock by bleating in meter.

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… possessor of a sumptuous copy of the ancestral “poetical works” (printed at the family expense, and long ago withdrawn from an inhospitable market) was a rare Frayser indeed, there was an illogical indisposition to honor the great deceased in the person of his spiritual successor.

Halpin was pretty generally deprecated as an intellectual black sheep who was likely at any moment to disgrace the flock by bleating in meter.

The Tennessee Fraysers were a practical folk—not practical in the popular sense of devotion to sordid pursuits, but having a robust contempt for any qualities unfitting a man for the wholesome vocation of politics.

Chapter III

But what mortal can cope with a creature of his dream? The imagination creating the enemy is already vanquished; the combat’s result is the combat’s cause.

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then he regained his identity almost as if by a leap forward into his body, and the straining automaton had a directing will as alert and fierce as that of its hideous antagonist.

But what mortal can cope with a creature of his dream? The imagination creating the enemy is already vanquished; the combat’s result is the combat’s cause.

Despite his struggles—despite his strength and activity, which seemed wasted in a void, he felt the cold fingers close upon his throat.

The Secret of Macarger’s Gulch

Unfortunately, our feelings do not always respect the law of probabilities, and to me that evening, the possible and the impossible were equally disquieting.

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… fancy pictured the outer world and filled it with unfriendly entities, natural and supernatural—chief among which, in their respective classes, were the grizzly bear, which I knew was occasionally still seen in that region, and the ghost, which I had reason to think was not.

Unfortunately, our feelings do not always respect the law of probabilities, and to me that evening, the possible and the impossible were equally disquieting.

Everyone who has had experience in the matter must have observed that one confronts the actual and imaginary perils of the night with far less apprehension in the open air than in a house with an open doorway.

One Summer Night

The fact that Henry Armstrong was buried did not seem to him to prove that he was dead: he had always been a hard man to convince.

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The fact that Henry Armstrong was buried did not seem to him to prove that he was dead: he had always been a hard man to convince.

That he really was buried, the testimony of his senses compelled him to admit.

I: Statement of Joel Hetman, Jr.

Youth is Gilead, in which is balm for every wound.

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I suppose he was what is called a “nervous wreck.” As to me, I was younger then than now—there is much in that.

Youth is Gilead, in which is balm for every wound.

Ah, that I might again dwell in that enchanted land! Unacquainted with grief, I knew not how to appraise my bereavement; I could not rightly estimate the strength of the stroke.

II: Statement of Caspar Grattan

In this world one must have a name; it prevents confusion, even when it does not establish identity.

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Surely, that should be enough. The name has served my small need for more than twenty years of a life of unknown length. True, I gave it to myself, but lacking another I had the right.

In this world one must have a name; it prevents confusion, even when it does not establish identity.

Some, though, are known by numbers, which also seem inadequate distinctions.

In the register of the potter’s field I shall soon have both. What wealth!

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I have never forgotten that number, and always it comes to memory attended by gibbering obscenity, peals of joyless laughter, the clang of iron doors. So I say a name, even if self-bestowed, is better than a number.

In the register of the potter’s field I shall soon have both. What wealth!

Of him who shall find this paper I must beg a little consideration. It is not the history of my life; the knowledge to write that is denied me.

III: Statement of the Late Julia Hetman, Through the Medium Bayrolles

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.

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I even thought that I must have left the hall lamp burning and the groping of this creature proved it a monster of the night. This was foolish and inconsistent with my previous dread of the light, but what would you have?

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.

The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.

O God! what a thing it is to be a ghost, cowering and shivering in an altered world, a prey to apprehension and despair!

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You think that we are of another world. No, we have knowledge of no world but yours, though for us it holds no sunlight, no warmth, no music, no laughter, no song of birds, nor any companionship.

O God! what a thing it is to be a ghost, cowering and shivering in an altered world, a prey to apprehension and despair!

No, I did not die of fright: the Thing turned and went away. I heard it go down the stairs, hurriedly, I thought, as if itself in sudden fear. Then I rose to call for help.

Moxon’s Master

I have a machine in there that lost its temper and cut up rough.

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“Pardon me for leaving you so abruptly.

I have a machine in there that lost its temper and cut up rough.

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How would it do to trim its nails?

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How would it do to trim its nails?

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Do you happen to know that Consciousness is the creature of Rhythm?

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“Nobody; the incident that you have in mind was caused by my folly in leaving a machine in action with nothing to act upon, while I undertook the interminable task of enlightening your understanding.

Do you happen to know that Consciousness is the creature of Rhythm?

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A Tough Tussle

Ah, children of the sunlight and the gaslight, how little you know of the world in which you live!

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There are sounds without a name, forms without substance, translations in space of objects which have not been seen to move, movements wherein nothing is observed to change its place.

Ah, children of the sunlight and the gaslight, how little you know of the world in which you live!

Surrounded at a little distance by armed and watchful friends, Byring felt utterly alone.

It did not appear to be in need of anything but a soul.

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“Damn the thing!” he muttered. “What does it want?”

It did not appear to be in need of anything but a soul.

Byring turned away his eyes and began humming a tune, but he broke off in the middle of a bar and looked at the dead body. Its presence annoyed him, though he could hardly have had a quieter neighbor.

One of Twins

To know of a man that he is dead should be enough.

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Somebody found him there, stone-dead. Nothing more is known of him, not even his name.

To know of a man that he is dead should be enough.

Staley Fleming’s Hallucination

Really, my diagnosis would have no value: I am not going to treat the dog.

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Really, my diagnosis would have no value: I am not going to treat the dog.

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We do not know the inexorable law underlying coincidences.

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“It was first to find the body. It died of starvation on his grave.”

We do not know the inexorable law underlying coincidences.

Staley Fleming did not, or he would perhaps not have sprung to his feet as the night wind brought in through the open window the long wailing howl of a distant dog.

I: The Review as a Form of Welcome

It is so, perhaps, that we shall act when, risen from the dead, we await the call to judgment.

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The man looked curiously about him on all sides, as one who among familiar surroundings is unable to determine his exact place and part in the scheme of things.

It is so, perhaps, that we shall act when, risen from the dead, we await the call to judgment.

A hundred yards away was a straight road, showing white in the moonlight.

A Baby Tramp

Of course one does not have to believe all that.

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As they all sat silent (so the story goes) every member of that party of merrymakers—they had merry-made on coffee and lemonade only—distinctly heard that ghost call the name “Joey, Joey!” A moment later nothing was there.

Of course one does not have to believe all that.

Now, at that moment, as was afterward ascertained, Joey was wandering about in the sagebrush on the opposite side of the continent, near Winnemucca, in the State of Nevada.

The Night-Doings at “Deadman’s”

In darkness you may be cold and not know it; when you see, you suffer.

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It was a singularly sharp night, and clear as the heart of a diamond. Clear nights have a trick of being keen.

In darkness you may be cold and not know it; when you see, you suffer.

This night was bright enough to bite like a serpent.

Among the advantages of which the mountains cannot deprive the gold-hunter is the privilege of speaking Latin.

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for, of course, “flume” is flumen.

Among the advantages of which the mountains cannot deprive the gold-hunter is the privilege of speaking Latin.

He says of his dead neighbor, “He has gone up the flume.” This is not a bad way to say, “His life has returned to the Fountain of Life.”

Snow pursued by the wind is not wholly unlike a retreating army.

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While putting on its armor against the assaults of the wind, this snow had neglected no coign of vantage.

Snow pursued by the wind is not wholly unlike a retreating army.

In the open field it ranges itself in ranks and battalions; where it can get a foothold it makes a stand; where it can take cover it does so. You may see whole platoons of snow cowering behind a bit of broken wall.

Poverty and zeal are an upper and a nether millstone.

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He was really twenty-eight. Emaciated he was; as much, perhaps, as he dared be, with a needy undertaker at Bentley’s Flat and a new and enterprising coroner at Sonora.

Poverty and zeal are an upper and a nether millstone.

It is dangerous to make a third in that kind of sandwich.

The most attractive object in the world is the face we instinctively cover with a cloth.

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for in the old man’s aspect was nothing to attract, much to repel. However, attraction is too general a property for repulsion to be without it.

The most attractive object in the world is the face we instinctively cover with a cloth.

When it becomes still more attractive—fascinating—we put seven feet of earth above it.

Beyond the Wall

You may have observed that the indisposition to write a merely social letter is in the ratio of the square of the distance between you and your correspondent. It is a law.

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Chief of these, I hoped, was Mohun Dampier, an old schoolmate with whom I had held a desultory correspondence which had long ceased, as is the way of correspondence between men.

You may have observed that the indisposition to write a merely social letter is in the ratio of the square of the distance between you and your correspondent. It is a law.

I remembered Dampier as a handsome, strong young fellow of scholarly tastes, with an aversion to work and a marked indifference to many of the things that the world cares for, including wealth, of which, however, he had inherited enough to put him beyond the …

Why, really, I don’t know: your Latin is about the same.

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I hardly knew what to reply, but managed to say: “

Why, really, I don’t know: your Latin is about the same.

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That I was heels over head in love is true, but who can overcome his habit of thought, or reconstruct his character?

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many times afterward I met the maiden, yet never either addressed her or sought to fix her attention. Nor did I take any action toward making her acquaintance. Perhaps my forbearance, requiring so supreme an effort of self-denial, will not be entirely clear to you.

That I was heels over head in love is true, but who can overcome his habit of thought, or reconstruct his character?

“I was what some foolish persons are pleased to call, and others, more foolish, are pleased to be called—an aristocrat; and despite her beauty, her charms and graces, the girl was not of my class.

Love is a delicious dream; why should I bring about my own awakening?

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Moreover, I was an irreclaimable sentimentalist, and found a subtle charm in an impersonal and spiritual relation which acquaintance might vulgarize and marriage would certainly dispel. No woman, I argued, is what this lovely creature seems.

Love is a delicious dream; why should I bring about my own awakening?

“The course dictated by all this sense and sentiment was obvious. Honor, pride, prudence, preservation of my ideals—all commanded me to go away, but for that I was too weak.

Ah, my friend, as one whose actions have a traceable relation to reason, you cannot know the fool’s paradise in which I lived.

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Yet all the while I was as one in a trance, indulging the most fascinating fancies and ordering my entire intellectual life in accordance with my dream.

Ah, my friend, as one whose actions have a traceable relation to reason, you cannot know the fool’s paradise in which I lived.

“One evening the devil put it into my head to be an unspeakable idiot. By apparently careless and purposeless questioning I learned from my gossipy landlady that the young woman’s bedroom adjoined my own, a party-wall between.

Chapter I

Grass and weeds grow pretty rankly all about, and a few shade trees, somewhat the worse for wind, and leaning all in one direction, seem to be making a concerted effort to run away.

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Corresponding windows above, not protected, serve to admit light and rain to the rooms of the upper floor.

Grass and weeds grow pretty rankly all about, and a few shade trees, somewhat the worse for wind, and leaning all in one direction, seem to be making a concerted effort to run away.

In short, as the Marshall town humorist explained in the columns of the Advance, “the proposition that the Manton house is badly haunted is the only logical conclusion from the premises.” The fact that in this dwelling Mr.

The nose was well enough, as noses go; one does not expect much of noses.

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Deeply sunken beneath these, glowed in the obscure light a pair of eyes of uncertain color, but obviously enough too small. There was something forbidding in their expression, which was not bettered by the cruel mouth and wide jaw.

The nose was well enough, as noses go; one does not expect much of noses.

All that was sinister in the man’s face seemed accentuated by an unnatural pallor—he appeared altogether bloodless.

The appearance of the other men was sufficiently commonplace: they were such persons as one meets and forgets that he met.

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The nose was well enough, as noses go; one does not expect much of noses. All that was sinister in the man’s face seemed accentuated by an unnatural pallor—he appeared altogether bloodless.

The appearance of the other men was sufficiently commonplace: they were such persons as one meets and forgets that he met.

All were younger than the man described, between whom and the eldest of the others, who stood apart, there was apparently no kindly feeling. They avoided looking at each other.

Chapter III

Over the stony fields the visible heat danced with a lively tremor incompatible with the gravity which is an attribute of the supernatural.

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Even in the glassless upper windows was an expression of peace and contentment, due to the light within.

Over the stony fields the visible heat danced with a lively tremor incompatible with the gravity which is an attribute of the supernatural.

Such was the aspect under which the place presented itself to Sheriff Adams and two other men who had come out from Marshall to look at it. One of these men was Mr. King, the sheriff’s deputy;

John Mortonson’s Funeral

John Mortonson was dead: his lines in “the tragedy ‘Man’ ” had all been spoken and he had left the stage.

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John Mortonson was dead: his lines in “the tragedy ‘Man’ ” had all been spoken and he had left the stage.

The body rested in a fine mahogany coffin fitted with a plate of glass. All arrangements for the funeral had been so well attended to that had the deceased known he would doubtless have approved.

This did them no good; it did no good to John Mortonson; but in the presence of death reason and philosophy are silent.

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The surviving members of the family came severally every few minutes to the casket and wept above the placid features beneath the glass.

This did them no good; it did no good to John Mortonson; but in the presence of death reason and philosophy are silent.

As the hour of two approached the friends began to arrive and after offering such consolation to the stricken relatives as the proprieties of the occasion required, solemnly seated themselves about the room with an augmented consciousness of their importance in the scheme funereal.

Chapter II

“It is what some are pleased to call jugglery,” he answered, with a light, hard laugh.

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“What is all this nonsense, you devil?” I demanded, fiercely enough, though weak and trembling in every limb.

“It is what some are pleased to call jugglery,” he answered, with a light, hard laugh.

He turned down Dupont street and I saw him no more until we met in the Auburn ravine.

Chapter III

His manners were those of a cultivated and considerate gentleman; and to women a man’s manner is the man.

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By them he was evidently held in favor. What could I say? I knew absolutely nothing to his discredit.

His manners were those of a cultivated and considerate gentleman; and to women a man’s manner is the man.

On one or two occasions when I saw Miss Corray walking with him I was furious, and once had the indiscretion to protest.

John Bartine’s Watch

That is the disguise that curiosity usually assumes to evade resentment.

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The more I thought of it, while his brilliant conversational gifts were commending themselves to my inattention, the more curious I grew, and of course had no difficulty in persuading myself that my curiosity was friendly solicitude.

That is the disguise that curiosity usually assumes to evade resentment.

So I ruined one of the finest sentences of his disregarded monologue by cutting it short without ceremony.

I: One Does Not Always Eat What Is on the Table

Against a sombre background humor shows high lights.

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Some of the jurors laughed.

Against a sombre background humor shows high lights.

Soldiers in the intervals of battle laugh easily, and a jest in the death chamber conquers by surprise.

Soldiers in the intervals of battle laugh easily, and a jest in the death chamber conquers by surprise.

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Some of the jurors laughed. Against a sombre background humor shows high lights.

Soldiers in the intervals of battle laugh easily, and a jest in the death chamber conquers by surprise.

“Relate the circumstances of this man’s death,” said the coroner. “You may use any notes or memoranda that you please.”

III: A Man Though Naked May Be in Rags

“We, the jury, do find that the remains come to their death at the hands of a mountain lion, but some of us thinks, all the same, they had fits.”

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The foreman seated himself near the candle, produced from his breast pocket a pencil and scrap of paper and wrote rather laboriously the following verdict, which with various degrees of effort all signed:

“We, the jury, do find that the remains come to their death at the hands of a mountain lion, but some of us thinks, all the same, they had fits.”

In the diary of the late Hugh Morgan are certain interesting entries having, possibly, a scientific value as suggestions. At the inquest upon his body the book was not put in evidence; possibly the coroner thought it not worth while to confuse the jury.

Haïta the Shepherd

In the heart of Haïta the illusions of youth had not been supplanted by those of age and experience.

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In the heart of Haïta the illusions of youth had not been supplanted by those of age and experience.

His thoughts were pure and pleasant, for his life was simple and his soul devoid of ambition. He rose with the sun and went forth to pray at the shrine of Hastur, the god of shepherds, who heard and was pleased.

Haïta had no word for death.

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“Who would not have thee forever?” replied Haïta. “Oh! never again leave me until—until I—change and become silent and motionless.”

Haïta had no word for death.

“I wish, indeed,” he continued, “that thou wert of my own sex, that we might wrestle and run races and so never tire of being together.”

She cometh only when unsought, and will not be questioned.

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Know, then, that her name, which she would not even permit thee to inquire, is Happiness. Thou saidst the truth to her, that she is capricious for she imposeth conditions that man cannot fulfill, and delinquency is punished by desertion.

She cometh only when unsought, and will not be questioned.

One manifestation of curiosity, one sign of doubt, one expression of misgiving, and she is away! How long didst thou have her at any time before she fled?”

“Unfortunate youth!” said the holy hermit, “but for thine indiscretion thou mightst have had her for two.”

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“Only a single instant,” answered Haïta, blushing with shame at the confession. “Each time I drove her away in one moment.”

“Unfortunate youth!” said the holy hermit, “but for thine indiscretion thou mightst have had her for two.”

An Inhabitant of Carcosa

A few blasted trees here and there appeared as leaders in this malevolent conspiracy of silent expectation.

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Protruded at long intervals above it, stood strangely shaped and somber-colored rocks, which seemed to have an understanding with one another and to exchange looks of uncomfortable significance, as if they had reared their heads to watch the issue of some foreseen event.

A few blasted trees here and there appeared as leaders in this malevolent conspiracy of silent expectation.

The day, I thought, must be far advanced, though the sun was invisible; and although sensible that the air was raw and chill my consciousness of that fact was rather mental than physical—I had no feeling of discomfort.

Over all the dismal landscape a canopy of low, lead-colored clouds hung like a visible curse.

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The day, I thought, must be far advanced, though the sun was invisible; and although sensible that the air was raw and chill my consciousness of that fact was rather mental than physical—I had no feeling of discomfort.

Over all the dismal landscape a canopy of low, lead-colored clouds hung like a visible curse.

In all this there were a menace and a portent—a hint of evil, an intimation of doom. Bird, beast, or insect there was none.

My senses seemed all alert; I could feel the air as a ponderous substance; I could hear the silence.

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That I was mad I could no longer doubt, yet recognized a ground of doubt in the conviction. Of fever I had no trace. I had, withal, a sense of exhilaration and vigor altogether unknown to me—a feeling of mental and physical exaltation.

My senses seemed all alert; I could feel the air as a ponderous substance; I could hear the silence.

A great root of the giant tree against whose trunk I leaned as I sat held enclosed in its grasp a slab of stone, a part of which protruded into a recess formed by another root.

The tree’s exacting roots had robbed the grave and made the stone a prisoner.

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Its edges were worn round, its corners eaten away, its surface deeply furrowed and scaled. Glittering particles of mica were visible in the earth about it—vestiges of its decomposition. This stone had apparently marked the grave out of which the tree had sprung ages ago.

The tree’s exacting roots had robbed the grave and made the stone a prisoner.

A sudden wind pushed some dry leaves and twigs from the uppermost face of the stone; I saw the low-relief letters of an inscription and bent to read it. God in Heaven! my name in full!—the date of my birth!—the date of my death!

The Stranger

A man is like a tree: in a forest of his fellows he will grow as straight as his generic and individual nature permits; alone in the open, he yields to the deforming stresses and tortions that environ him.

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We were not so new to the country as not to know that the solitary life of many a plainsman had a tendency to develop eccentricities of conduct and character not always easily distinguishable from mental aberration.

A man is like a tree: in a forest of his fellows he will grow as straight as his generic and individual nature permits; alone in the open, he yields to the deforming stresses and tortions that environ him.

Some such thoughts were in my mind as I watched the man from the shadow of my hat, pulled low to shut out the firelight. A witless fellow, no doubt, but what could he be doing there in the heart of a desert?

Anyone can tell some kind of story; narration is one of the elemental powers of the race. But the talent for description is a gift.

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Unfortunately, and somewhat strangely, I find myself unable to do so with any degree of confidence, for afterward no two of us agreed as to what he wore and how he looked; and when I try to set down my own impressions they elude me.

Anyone can tell some kind of story; narration is one of the elemental powers of the race. But the talent for description is a gift.

Nobody having broken silence the visitor went on to say:

“Quite needless; you couldn’t have made him any deader. Go to sleep.”

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“But how about Berry Davis? I ought to have shot him.”

“Quite needless; you couldn’t have made him any deader. Go to sleep.”

Three and One Are One

Soldiers in war age rapidly, and in youth two years are a long time.

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Obtaining a leave of absence, he set foot in the late summer afternoon, and soon after the rising of the full moon was walking up the gravel path leading to the dwelling in which he had been born.

Soldiers in war age rapidly, and in youth two years are a long time.

Barr Lassiter felt himself an old man, and had almost expected to find the place a ruin and a desolation. Nothing, apparently, was changed. At the sight of each dear and familiar object he was profoundly affected.

Two Military Executions

To one imbued from infancy with the fascinating fallacy that all men are born equal, unquestioning submission to authority is not easily mastered, and the American volunteer soldier in his “green and salad days” is among the worst known.

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The war was young and soldiering a new industry, imperfectly understood by the young American of the period, who found some features of it not altogether to his liking. Chief among these was that essential part of discipline, subordination.

To one imbued from infancy with the fascinating fallacy that all men are born equal, unquestioning submission to authority is not easily mastered, and the American volunteer soldier in his “green and salad days” is among the worst known.

That is how it happened that one of Buell’s men, Private Bennett Story Greene, committed the indiscretion of striking his officer. Later in the war he would not have done that; like Sir Andrew Aguecheek, he would have “seen him damned” first.

Apparently the Society for Psychical Research is not first in the field of curiosity concerning the Unknown.

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A sudden movement, an agitation of the entire company front, as from an electric shock, attested the startling character of the incident. The sergeant paled and paused. The captain strode quickly to his side and said sharply:

Apparently the Society for Psychical Research is not first in the field of curiosity concerning the Unknown.

All faces turned in the direction of the familiar voice; the two men between whom in the order of stature Greene had commonly stood in line turned and squarely confronted each other.

Nor did Bennett Greene, expert in military executions, ever again signify his presence at one.

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A little later the regiment was ordered out of line to relieve the congested front, and through some misplay in the game of battle was not again under fire.

Nor did Bennett Greene, expert in military executions, ever again signify his presence at one.

The Isle of Pines

Mr. Maren contended that the young man died of excitement.

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Another inquest was held: another postmortem examination failed to reveal a probable cause of death. Another verdict of “the visitation of God” left all at liberty to form their own conclusions.

Mr. Maren contended that the young man died of excitement.

A Vine on a House

Time and the disfavor of persons dwelling thereabout are converting it into a rather picturesque ruin.

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Since 1886 no one has lived in it, nor is anyone likely to live in it again.

Time and the disfavor of persons dwelling thereabout are converting it into a rather picturesque ruin.

An observer unacquainted with its history would hardly put it into the category of “haunted houses,” yet in all the region round such is its evil reputation. Its windows are without glass, its doorways without doors;

The moral code of rural Missouri is stern and exacting.

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He and his sister-in-law were rather tabooed by their neighbors, who seemed to think that they were seen too frequently together—not entirely their fault, for at these times they evidently did not challenge observation.

The moral code of rural Missouri is stern and exacting.

Mrs. Harding was a gentle, sad-eyed woman, lacking a left foot.

The house retains its evil reputation, but the replanted vine is as orderly and well-behaved a vegetable as a nervous person could wish to sit under of a pleasant night, when the katydids grate out their immemorial revelation and the distant whippoorwill signifies his notion of what ought to be done about it.

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Of Robert Harding and the rest of his family nothing is known.

The house retains its evil reputation, but the replanted vine is as orderly and well-behaved a vegetable as a nervous person could wish to sit under of a pleasant night, when the katydids grate out their immemorial revelation and the distant whippoorwill signifies his notion of what ought to be done about it.

The Other Lodgers

“Sir, that Breathitt House, in Atlanta, is a beastly place! Don’t you stop there.”

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“ ‘I’ll see you at the devil first!’ said I, bolting out of the door into the street.

“Sir, that Breathitt House, in Atlanta, is a beastly place! Don’t you stop there.”

“God forbid! Your account of it certainly does not suggest comfort. By the way, Colonel, when did all that occur?”

The Thing at Nolan

But what was it that passed through Mr. Odell’s store at Nolan?

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Above the left eyebrow was a wound—a deep gash from which blood had flowed, covering the whole left side of the face and neck and saturating the light-gray shirt. The skull had been cut through by the blow. The body was that of Charles May.

But what was it that passed through Mr. Odell’s store at Nolan?

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