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Can Such Things Be?

by Ambrose Bierce

Length: 80,927 words, about 324 pages, about 6 hours to read

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A collection of Ambrose Bierce’s short supernatural horror stories.

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Chapter I

One dark night in midsummer a man waking from a dreamless sleep in a forest lifted his head from the earth, and staring a few moments into the blackness, said: “Catherine Larue.” He said nothing more; no reason was known to him why he should have said so much.

The man was Halpin Frayser. He lived in St. Helena, but where he lives now is uncertain, for he is dead. One who practices sleeping in the woods with nothing under him but the dry leaves and the damp earth, and nothing over him but the branches from which the leaves have fallen and the sky from which the earth has fallen, cannot hope for great longevity, and Frayser had already attained the age of thirty-two. There are persons in this world, millions of persons, and far and away the best persons, who regard that as a very advanced age. They are the children. To those who view the voyage of life from the port of departure the bark that has accomplished any considerable distance appears already in close approach to the farther shore. However, it is not certain that Halpin Frayser came to his death by exposure.

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Moxon’s Master

“Are you serious?⁠—do you really believe that a machine thinks?”

I got no immediate reply; Moxon was apparently intent upon the coals in the grate, touching them deftly here and there with the fire-poker till they signified a sense of his attention by a brighter glow. For several weeks I had been observing in him a growing habit of delay in answering even the most trivial of commonplace questions. His air, however, was that of preoccupation rather than deliberation: one might have said that he had “something on his mind.”

Presently he said:

“What is a ‘machine’? The word has been variously defined. Here is one definition from a popular dictionary: ‘Any instrument or organization by which power is applied and made effective, or a desired effect produced.’ Well, then, is not a man a machine? And you will admit that he thinks⁠—or thinks he thinks.”

“If you do not wish to answer my question,” I said, rather testily, “why not say so?⁠—all that you say is mere evasion. You know well enough that when I say ‘machine’ I do not mean a man, but something that man has made and controls.”

“When it does not control him,” he said, rising abruptly and looking out of a window, whence nothing was visible in the blackness of a stormy night. A moment later he turned about and with a smile said: “I beg your pardon; I had no thought of evasion. I considered the dictionary man’s unconscious testimony suggestive and worth something in the discussion.

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A Jug of Syrup

This narrative begins with the death of its hero. Silas Deemer died on the 16th day of July, 1863, and two days later his remains were buried. As he had been personally known to every man, woman and well-grown child in the village, the funeral, as the local newspaper phrased it, “was largely attended.” In accordance with a custom of the time and place, the coffin was opened at the graveside and the entire assembly of friends and neighbors filed past, taking a last look at the face of the dead. And then, before the eyes of all, Silas Deemer was put into the ground. Some of the eyes were a trifle dim, but in a general way it may be said that at that interment there was lack of neither observance nor observation; Silas was indubitably dead, and none could have pointed out any ritual delinquency that would have justified him in coming back from the grave. Yet if human testimony is good for anything (and certainly it once put an end to witchcraft in and about Salem) he came back.

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Staley Fleming’s Hallucination

Of two men who were talking one was a physician.

“I sent for you, Doctor,” said the other, “but I don’t think you can do me any good. May be you can recommend a specialist in psychopathy. I fancy I’m a bit loony.”

“You look all right,” the physician said.

“You shall judge⁠—I have hallucinations. I wake every night and see in my room, intently watching me, a big black Newfoundland dog with a white forefoot.”

“You say you wake; are you sure about that? ‘Hallucinations’ are sometimes only dreams.”

“Oh, I wake, all right. Sometimes I lie still a long time, looking at the dog as earnestly as the dog looks at me⁠—I always leave the light going. When I can’t endure it any longer I sit up in bed⁠—and nothing is there!”

“ ’M, ’m⁠—what is the beast’s expression?”

“It seems to me sinister. Of course I know that, except in art, an animal’s face in repose has always the same expression. But this is not a real animal. Newfoundland dogs are pretty mild looking, you know; what’s the matter with this one?”

“Really, my diagnosis would have no value: I am not going to treat the dog.”

The physician laughed at his own pleasantry, but narrowly watched his patient from the corner of his eye. Presently he said: “Fleming, your description of the beast fits the dog of the late Atwell Barton.”

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The Stranger

A man stepped out of the darkness into the little illuminated circle about our failing campfire and seated himself upon a rock.

“You are not the first to explore this region,” he said, gravely.

Nobody controverted his statement; he was himself proof of its truth, for he was not of our party and must have been somewhere near when we camped. Moreover, he must have companions not far away; it was not a place where one would be living or traveling alone. For more than a week we had seen, besides ourselves and our animals, only such living things as rattlesnakes and horned toads. In an Arizona desert one does not long coexist with only such creatures as these: one must have pack animals, supplies, arms⁠—“an outfit.” And all these imply comrades. It was perhaps a doubt as to what manner of men this unceremonious stranger’s comrades might be, together with something in his words interpretable as a challenge, that caused every man of our half-dozen “gentlemen adventurers” to rise to a sitting posture and lay his hand upon a weapon⁠—an act signifying, in that time and place, a policy of expectation. The stranger gave the matter no attention and began again to speak in the same deliberate, uninflected monotone in which he had delivered his first sentence:

“Thirty years ago Ramon Gallegos, William Shaw, George W. Kent and Berry Davis, all of Tucson, crossed the Santa Catalina mountains and traveled due west, as nearly as the configuration of the country permitted.

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10 of the best lines

There are persons in this world, millions of persons, and far and away the best persons, who regard that as a very advanced age. They are the children.

Chapter IKeep reading from here

In the register of the potter’s field I shall soon have both. What wealth!

II: Statement of Caspar GrattanKeep reading from here

It did not appear to be in need of anything but a soul.

A Tough TussleKeep reading from here

Among the advantages of which the mountains cannot deprive the gold-hunter is the privilege of speaking Latin.

The Night-Doings at “Deadman’s”Keep reading from here

Love is a delicious dream; why should I bring about my own awakening?

Beyond the WallKeep reading from here

John Mortonson was dead: his lines in “the tragedy ‘Man’ ” had all been spoken and he had left the stage.

John Mortonson’s FuneralKeep reading from here

“We, the jury, do find that the remains come to their death at the hands of a mountain lion, but some of us thinks, all the same, they had fits.”

III: A Man Though Naked May Be in RagsKeep reading from here

My senses seemed all alert; I could feel the air as a ponderous substance; I could hear the silence.

An Inhabitant of CarcosaKeep reading from here

Apparently the Society for Psychical Research is not first in the field of curiosity concerning the Unknown.

Two Military ExecutionsKeep reading from here

But what was it that passed through Mr. Odell’s store at Nolan?

The Thing at NolanKeep reading from here

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Contents

All 78 parts
  1. The Death of Halpin Frayser
  2. Chapter I
  3. Chapter II
  4. Chapter III
  5. Chapter IV
  6. The Secret of Macarger’s Gulch
  7. One Summer Night
  8. The Moonlit Road
  9. I: Statement of Joel Hetman, Jr.
  10. II: Statement of Caspar Grattan
  11. III: Statement of the Late Julia Hetman, Through the Medium Bayrolles
  12. A Diagnosis of Death
  13. Moxon’s Master
  14. A Tough Tussle
  15. One of Twins
  16. The Haunted Valley
  17. I: How Trees Are Felled in China
  18. II: Who Drives Sane Oxen Should Himself Be Sane
  19. A Jug of Syrup
  20. Staley Fleming’s Hallucination
  21. A Resumed Identity
  22. I: The Review as a Form of Welcome
  23. II: When You Have Lost Your Life Consult a Physician
  24. III: The Danger of Looking Into a Pool of Water
  25. A Baby Tramp
  26. The Night-Doings at “Deadman’s”
  27. Beyond the Wall
  28. A Psychological Shipwreck
  29. The Middle Toe of the Right Foot
  30. Chapter I
  31. Chapter II
  32. Chapter III
  33. John Mortonson’s Funeral
  34. The Realm of the Unreal
  35. Chapter I
  36. Chapter II
  37. Chapter III
  38. Chapter IV
  39. Chapter V
  40. John Bartine’s Watch
  41. The Damned Thing
  42. I: One Does Not Always Eat What Is on the Table
  43. II: What May Happen in a Field of Wild Oats
  44. III: A Man Though Naked May Be in Rags
  45. IV: An Explanation from the Tomb
  46. Haïta the Shepherd
  47. An Inhabitant of Carcosa
  48. The Stranger
  49. The Ways of Ghosts
  50. Present at a Hanging
  51. A Cold Greeting
  52. A Wireless Message
  53. An Arrest
  54. Soldier-Folk
  55. A Man with Two Lives
  56. Three and One Are One
  57. A Baffled Ambuscade
  58. Two Military Executions
  59. Some Haunted Houses
  60. The Isle of Pines
  61. A Fruitless Assignment
  62. A Vine on a House
  63. At Old Man Eckert’s
  64. The Spook House
  65. The Other Lodgers
  66. The Thing at Nolan
  67. Bodies of the Dead
  68. That of Granny Magone
  69. A Light Sleeper
  70. The Mystery of Charles Farquharson
  71. Dead and “Gone”
  72. A Cold Night
  73. A Creature of Habit
  74. “Mysterious Disappearances”
  75. The Difficulty of Crossing a Field
  76. An Unfinished Race
  77. Charles Ashmore’s Trail
  78. Science to the Front

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