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The Virginian

by Owen Wister

Length: 129,979 words, about 520 pages, about 9 hours to read

Novels, Adventure

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What it is

A cowboy working on a Wyoming Territory cattle ranch in the 1880s embraces the spirit of the American West.

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Pages from the book itself, chosen to make you want to read on. Each opens in the reader at that exact spot.

I: Enter the Man

And here in less than ten minutes I learned news which made me feel a stranger indeed.

My baggage was lost; it had not come on my train; it was adrift somewhere back in the two thousand miles that lay behind me. And by way of comfort, the baggage-man remarked that passengers often got astray from their trunks, but the trunks mostly found them after a while. Having offered me this encouragement, he turned whistling to his affairs and left me planted in the baggage-room at Medicine Bow. I stood deserted among crates and boxes, blankly holding my check, hungry and forlorn. I stared out through the door at the sky and the plains; but I did not see the antelope shining among the sagebrush, nor the great sunset light of Wyoming. Annoyance blinded my eyes to all things save my grievance: I saw only a lost trunk. And I was muttering half-aloud, “What a forsaken hole this is!” when suddenly from outside on the platform came a slow voice:⁠—

“Off to get married again? Oh, don’t!”

The voice was Southern and gentle and drawling; and a second voice came in immediate answer, cracked and querulous:⁠—

“It ain’t again. Who says it’s again? Who told you, anyway?”

And the first voice responded caressingly:⁠—

“Why, your Sunday clothes told me, Uncle Hughey. They are speakin’ mighty loud o’ nuptials.”

“You don’t worry me!” snapped Uncle Hughey, with shrill heat.

And the other gently continued, “Ain’t them gloves the same yu’ wore to your last weddin’?”

“You don’t worry me! You don’t worry me!” now screamed Uncle Hughey.

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II: “When You Call Me That, Smile!”

And then the dealer lowered his voice still further and said something in the other man’s ear, causing him to grin. After which both of them looked at me.

There had been silence over in the corner; but now the man Trampas spoke again.

“And ten,” said he, sliding out some chips from before him. Very strange it was to hear him, how he contrived to make those words a personal taunt. The Virginian was looking at his cards. He might have been deaf.

“And twenty,” said the next player, easily.

The next threw his cards down.

It was now the Virginian’s turn to bet, or leave the game, and he did not speak at once.

Therefore Trampas spoke. “Your bet, you son-of-a ⸻.”

The Virginian’s pistol came out, and his hand lay on the table, holding it unaimed. And with a voice as gentle as ever, the voice that sounded almost like a caress, but drawling a very little more than usual, so that there was almost a space between each word, he issued his orders to the man Trampas:⁠—

“When you call me that, smile.” And he looked at Trampas across the table.

Yes, the voice was gentle. But in my ears it seemed as if somewhere the bell of death was ringing; and silence, like a stroke, fell on the large room. All men present, as if by some magnetic current, had become aware of this crisis. In my ignorance, and the total stoppage of my thoughts, I stood stock-still, and noticed various people crouching, or shifting their positions.

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III: Steve Treats

“I should think,” said the drummer’s voice, “that you’d feel your knife and gun clean through that pillow.”

“I do,” responded the Virginian.

“I should think you’d put them on a chair and be comfortable.”

“I’d be uncomfortable, then.”

“Used to the feel of them, I suppose?”

“That’s it. Used to the feel of them. I would miss them, and that would make me wakeful.”

“Well, good night.”

“Good night. If I get to talkin’ and tossin’, or whatnot, you’ll understand you’re to⁠—”

“Yes, I’ll wake you.”

“No, don’t yu’, for God’s sake!”

“Not?”

“Don’t yu’ touch me.”

“What’ll I do?”

“Roll away quick to your side. It don’t last but a minute.” The Virginian spoke with a reassuring drawl.

Upon this there fell a brief silence, and I heard the drummer clear his throat once or twice.

“It’s merely the nightmare, I suppose?” he said after a throat clearing.

“Lord, yes. That’s all. And don’t happen twice a year. Was you thinkin’ it was fits?”

“Oh, no! I just wanted to know. I’ve been told before that it was not safe for a person to be waked suddenly that way out of a nightmare.”

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XI: “You’re Going to Love Me Before We Get Through”

I ain’t so sure but what there’s a pair of us children in this hyeh room.”

Molly Wood was regarding him saucily. “I don’t think I like you,” said she.

“That’s all square enough. You’re goin’ to love me before we get through. I wish yu’d come a-ridin, ma’am.”

“Dear, dear, dear! So I’m going to love you? How will you do it? I know men think that they only need to sit and look strong and make chests at a girl⁠—”

“Goodness gracious! I ain’t makin’ any chests at yu’!” Laughter overcame him for a moment, and Miss Wood liked his laugh very much. “Please come a-ridin’,” he urged. “It’s the prettiest kind of a day.”

She looked at him frankly, and there was a pause. “I will take back two things that I said to you,” she then answered him. “I believe that I do like you. And I know that if I went riding with you, I should not have an immature protector.” And then, with a final gesture of acknowledgment, she held out her hand to him. “And I have always wanted,” she said, “to thank you for what you did at the river.”

He took her hand, and his heart bounded. “You’re a gentleman!” he exclaimed.

It was now her turn to be overcome with merriment. “I’ve always wanted to be a man,” she said.

“I am mighty glad you ain’t,” said he, looking at her.

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XXI: In a State of Sin

“I am armed,” he said. “Take care. Who are you?”

“You can lay down your gun, seh. I feel like my spirit was going to bear witness. I feel like I might get an enlightening.”

He was using some of the missionary’s own language. The baffling I had been treated to by Scipio melted to nothing in this. Did living men petrify, I should have changed to mineral between the sheets. The Doctor got out of bed, lighted his lamp, and found a book; and the two retired into the Virginian’s room, where I could hear the exhortations as I lay amazed. In time the Doctor returned, blew out his lamp, and settled himself. I had been very much awake, but was nearly gone to sleep again, when the door creaked and the Virginian stood by the Doctor’s side.

“Are you awake, seh?”

“What? What’s that? What is it?”

“Excuse me, seh. The enemy is winning on me. I’m feeling less inward opposition to sin.”

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10 of the best lines

This animal was thoroughly a man of the world.

I: Enter the ManKeep reading from here

And death is a thing much cleaner than vice.

III: Steve TreatsKeep reading from here

It was as if she went about the world perpetually scandalized over the doings that fell beneath her notice.

VI: Em’lyKeep reading from here

Let the best man win! That is America’s word. That is true democracy.

XIII: The Game and the Nation—Act FirstKeep reading from here

“Rise up, liars, and salute your king!” yelled Scipio. “Oh, I’m in love with you!”

XVI: The Game and the Nation—Last ActKeep reading from here

“I had to part with my cook.”

XX: The Judge Ignores ParticularsKeep reading from here

“Nothing’s queer,” stated the Virginian, “except marriage and lightning. Them two occurrences can still give me a sensation of surprise.”

XXIII: Various PointsKeep reading from here

You can’t never change your memory!

XXXI: The CottonwoodsKeep reading from here

But one cannot always tell how much of a fool a man is, at sight.

XXXV: With Malice AforethoughtKeep reading from here

For out of the eyes of every stranger looks either a friend or an enemy, waiting to be known.

XXXV: With Malice AforethoughtKeep reading from here

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Contents

All 37 parts
  1. To the Reader
  2. I: Enter the Man
  3. II: “When You Call Me That, Smile!”
  4. III: Steve Treats
  5. IV: Deep Into Cattle Land
  6. V: Enter the Woman
  7. VI: Em’ly
  8. VII: Through Two Snows
  9. VIII: The Sincere Spinster
  10. IX: The Spinster Meets the Unknown
  11. X: Where Fancy Was Bred
  12. XI: “You’re Going to Love Me Before We Get Through”
  13. XII: Quality and Equality
  14. XIII: The Game and the Nation—Act First
  15. XIV: Between the Acts
  16. XV: The Game and the Nation—Act Second
  17. XVI: The Game and the Nation—Last Act
  18. XVII: Scipio Moralizes
  19. XVIII: “Would You Be a Parson?”
  20. XIX: Dr. Macbride Begs Pardon
  21. XX: The Judge Ignores Particulars
  22. XXI: In a State of Sin
  23. XXII: “What Is a Rustler?”
  24. XXIII: Various Points
  25. XXIV: A Letter with a Moral
  26. XXV: Progress of the Lost Dog
  27. XXVI: Balaam and Pedro
  28. XXVII: Grandmother Stark
  29. XXVIII: No Dream to Wake from
  30. XXIX: Word to Bennington
  31. XXX: A Stable on the Flat
  32. XXXI: The Cottonwoods
  33. XXXII: Superstition Trail
  34. XXXIII: The Spinster Loses Some Sleep
  35. XXXIV: To Fit Her Finger
  36. XXXV: With Malice Aforethought
  37. XXXVI: At Dunbarton

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