The Man from the Clouds

“My God,” said Rutherford, “the cable has broken!”

In an instant I was craning over the side of the basket. Five hundred feet, 700 feet, 1,000 feet, 2,000 feet below us, the cruiser that had been our only link with the world of man was diminishing so swiftly that, as far as I remember, she had shrunk to the smallness of a tug and then vanished into the haze before I even answered him.

“Anything to be done?” I asked.

“Nothing,” said he.

It had been growing steadily more misty even down near the water, and now as the released balloon shot up into an altitude of five, ten, and presently twelve thousand feet, everything in Heaven and earth disappeared except that white and clammy fog. By a simultaneous impulse he lit a cigarette and I a pipe, and I remember very plainly wondering whether he felt any touch of that self-conscious defiance of fate and deliberate intention to do the coolest thing possible, which I am free to confess I felt myself. Probably not; Rutherford was the real Navy and I but a zigzag ringed R.N.V.R. amateur. Still, the spirit of the Navy is infectious and I made a fair attempt to keep his stout heart company.

“What ought to happen to a thing like this?” I enquired.

I could see that he wore an oilskin and sou’wester and judged him at once as a fisherman.

“Good evening!” I cried genially in my best German. “It’s a fine night!”

“Good evening!” said he, also in German and quite involuntarily it seemed, for the next instant he spoke again in a very different key, and in English.

“My God! Are you insane?” he said in a low intense voice and with a distinct trace of guttural accent. “Don’t speak German here! Have you no other language? Don’t you speak English?”

I don’t know whether you could have literally knocked me down with a feather, but a stout feather would certainly have come pretty near doing it. I simply gaped at him.

Again he spoke; this time in German, but almost in a whisper.

“Do not speak German here so loudly! Do you not know any English?”

A dim perception of the almost incredible truth began to dawn on me and I did my best to grapple with the situation. I had to account for my astonished stare; that was the first thought that flashed through my head.

“Of course I speak English,” I said, and by the favour of Heaven I found myself instinctively saying those words in the very accents of the German waiter in Bill’s All Right (my first offence on the professional stage), “but I thought you were Hans Eckstein. I could hardly believe my own eyes!”

I clambered down, chose a rock to sit behind, and was just putting my hand in my pocket for my packet of sandwiches, when “Crack!”⁠—something whistled close to my head and smacked against a ledge behind me. “Crack!” again, and the smack this time resounded from the rock beside me. At the third “Crack!” I was flat on my face behind that rock and my hand was in another pocket. It brought out something more to the point than sandwiches.

I had a pretty good idea by this time where the shots were coming from and I risked a quick rise of my head to make quite sure. I just had time to see a flash through one of the holes in the wall and down went my head again as a bullet smacked once more upon the ledge behind. Yet another shot followed and seemed to miss everything, for I heard no sound of lead on stone, and then up went my head and hand together and I was covering that bit of wall with my own revolver. I saw that my enemy was no very dead shot and I meant to risk his fire and snap at the flash through the wall. I knew I could get quite near enough his peep hole to startle him, and after I had sprinkled the near neighbourhood of that aperture for five or six seconds I thought it probably odds against his keeping his head sufficiently to do much aiming. To be quite candid I must confess that it was a soothing sensation to feel I was the better man with a gun, and that I should have been in a proper fright if it had been the other way about.

My cousin stared at me.

“I shouldn’t take the responsibility myself, but I daresay if I were lunatic enough to back him up, the powers that be might agree.”

“Jack!” I exclaimed, “I’ll be the alcoholic patient!”

For a moment I thought my cousin’s eyes were going to start out of his head. Then they subsided and a grin began to steal over his face instead.

“By Gad!” he murmured.

“I’m the very man for the job! I’ve actually spoken to at least one of the gang in that island, apart from the old chap with spectacles. I know the ropes, so far as they are knowable. In fact I’ve a kind of prescriptive right to the job.”

He nodded.

“I quite admit that you have; also that I’d sooner have you there than anyone else. Looking back, I think you had a most sporting try last time, and I must say it seems to me that only some devilish bit of bad luck prevented you from bringing it off. Though what actually the bit of bad luck was has often puzzled me. But then,” he added, “you aren’t the fellow he wants.”

“One drunk is as good as another so long as he pays the fee.”

“But supposing, for the sake of argument, he had some reason for wanting this other man. Would he take you in that case?”

“He must or he’d give himself away!”

“True for you, Roger. But how are we going to open negotiations without arousing suspicion? One might as well face all the difficulties.”

We sat up till about half-past ten, and then went up to our bedrooms.

I had reached the stage of pyjamas and was just opening my window for the night when the dreadful thing happened. Suddenly the whole island seemed to be illuminated. I turned my eyes instinctively to the place where the Uruguay lay, and there high into the heavens mounted a blinding pillar of flame. The wind was still blowing pretty fresh away from me and towards the ship, but even against it the roar that followed shook every window and door in the house. The pillar of flame vanished the next instant, but high in the air fireballs seemed to linger for some minutes. And then the pillar of smoke rose up. It rose and rose, swift and gigantic, growing all the while greater and more terrible in girth, till at last when it was some hundreds of feet high it slowly stretched out at the top until it looked like some huge evil tree seen in a nightmare.

And there I stood at the window and stared. And there on the spot where H.M.S. Uruguay with her crew of hundreds and all her complement of officers (largely R.N.R. and R.N.V.R. men like myself) had lain, stood that gigantic pillar of smoke. Then all at once I realised that everything living in that ship and most of her inanimate self was represented now only by that foul column.

I heard the doctor’s door open and his voice say: “Mr. Hobhouse! Hobhouse!”