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Short Fiction

by Guy de Maupassant

Length: 819,442 words, about 3,278 pages, about 57 hours to read

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A collection of short stories by Guy de Maupassant, in order of date of composition.

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The Dead Hand

One evening, about eight months ago, a friend of mine, Louis R., had invited together some college friends. We drank punch, and smoked, and talked about literature and art, telling amusing stories from time to time, as young men do when they come together. Suddenly the door opened wide, and one of my best friends from childhood entered like a hurricane. “Guess where I come from!” he shouted immediately. “Mabille’s, I bet,” one of us replied. “No,” said another, “you are too cheerful; you have just borrowed some money, or buried your uncle, or pawned your watch.” A third said: “You have been drunk, and as you smelt Louis’s punch, you came up to start all over again.”

“You are all wrong. I have come from P⁠⸺ in Normandy, where I have been spending a week, and from which I have brought along a distinguished criminal friend of mine, whom I will introduce, with your permission.” With these words he drew from his pocket a skinned hand. It was a horrible object; black and dried, very long and looking as if it were contracted. The muscles, of extraordinary power, were held in place on the back and palm by a strip of parchment-like skin, while the narrow, yellow nails still remained at the tips of the fingers. The whole hand reeked of crime a mile off.

“Just fancy,” said my friend, “the other day the belongings of an old sorcerer were sold who was very well known all over the countryside.

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On the River

Last summer I rented a country cottage on the banks of the Seine, several miles from Paris, and I used to go out to sleep there every night. After a while, I formed the acquaintance of one of my neighbours, a man between thirty and forty years of age, who really was one of the queerest characters I have ever met. He was an old boating-man, crazy on the subject of boats, and was always either in, or on, or by the water. He must have been born in a boat, and probably he will die in one, some day, while taking a last outing.

One evening, as we were walking along the banks of the Seine, I asked him to tell me about some of his nautical experiences. Immediately his face lighted up, and he became eloquent, almost poetical, for his heart was full of an all-absorbing, irresistible, devouring passion⁠—a love for the river.

“Ah!” said he, “how many recollections I have of the river that flows at our feet! You street-dwellers have no idea what the river really is. But let a fisherman pronounce the word. To him it means mystery, the unknown, a land of mirage and phantasmagoria, where odd things that have no real existence are seen at night and strange noises are heard; where one trembles without knowing the reason why, as when passing through a cemetery⁠—and indeed the river is a sinister cemetery without graves.

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Lieutenant Laré’s Marriage

It had been freezing hard for a week. At two o’clock it began to snow, by the evening the ground was covered, and heavy snowflakes obscured the closest objects. At six o’clock the detachment set out. Two men by themselves marched ahead to act as scouts. Then came a platoon of ten men commanded by the lieutenant himself. The remainder advanced in two long columns. A couple of hundred yards away on the left and right flanks a few soldiers marched in couples. The snow, which was still falling, powdered them white in the darkening shadows, and, as it did not melt on their uniforms, they were barely distinguishable in the dark from the general pallor of the landscape.

From time to time they halted, and then not a sound could be heard but that imperceptible rustle of falling snow, a vague and sinister sound, which is felt rather than heard. An order was given in whispers, and when the march was resumed they had left behind them a sort of white phantom standing in the snow, growing more and more indistinct until finally it disappeared. These were the living signposts which were to guide the army.

The scouts slowed their pace. Something was looming up in front of them.

“Swing to the right,” said the lieutenant, “that’s the woods of Ronfi; the château is more to the left.”

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Simon’s Father

Noon had just struck. The school-door opened and the youngsters streamed out tumbling over one another in their haste to get out quickly. But instead of promptly dispersing and going home to dinner as was their daily wont, they stopped a few paces off, broke up into knots and set to whispering.

The fact was that that morning Simon, the son of La Blanchotte, had, for the first time, attended school.

They had all of them in their families heard of La Blanchotte; and although in public she was welcome enough, the mothers among themselves treated her with compassion of a somewhat disdainful kind, which the children had caught without in the least knowing why.

As for Simon himself, they did not know him, for he never went abroad, and did not play around with them through the streets of the village or along the banks of the river. So they did not like him much, and it was with a certain delight, mingled with astonishment, that they gathered in groups this morning, repeating to each other this phrase pronounced by a lad of fourteen or fifteen who appeared to know all about it, so sagaciously did he wink: “You know Simon⁠—well, he has no father.”

La Blanchotte’s son appeared in his turn upon the threshold of the school.

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Boule de Suif

At last, just as they were sitting down to table, the innkeeper himself appeared. He was a former horse-dealer, a stout asthmatic man with perpetual wheezings and blowings and rattlings of phlegm in his throat. His father had transmitted to him the name of Follenvie.

“Mademoiselle Elizabeth Rousset?” he said.

Boule de Suif started and turned round. “That is my name.”

“Mademoiselle, the Prussian officer wants to speak to you at once.”

“To me?”

“Yes, if you really are Mademoiselle Elizabeth Rousset.”

She hesitated, thought for a moment, and then declared roundly: “That may be, but I’m not going.”

There was a movement round about her⁠—everybody was much exercised as to the reason of this summons. The Count came over to her.

“You may do wrong to refuse, madame, for it may entail considerable annoyance not only on yourself but on the rest of your companions. It is a fatal mistake ever to offer resistance to people who are stronger than ourselves. The step can have no possible danger for you⁠—it is probably about some little formality that has been omitted.”

One and all concurred with him, implored and urged and scolded, till they ended by convincing her; for they were all apprehensive of the results of her obstinacy.

“Well, it is only for your sakes that I am doing it!” she said at last. The Countess pressed her hand. “And we are most grateful to you.”

She left the room, and the others agreed to wait for her before beginning the meal. Each one lamented at not having been asked for instead of this hotheaded, violent young woman, and mentally prepared any number of platitudes for the event of being called in their turn.

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10 of the best lines

The whole hand reeked of crime a mile off.

The Dead HandKeep reading from here

Is it the girl’s fault if she has fallen? She had been promised marriage, and I know more than one who is much respected today and has sinned every bit as much.

Simon’s FatherKeep reading from here

Formerly when a man could not succeed at anything else, he became a photographer; now he becomes a deputy.

IX: A Dinner and Some IdeasKeep reading from here

Since that day no one has ever cut Madame Anserre’s brioche.

The CakeKeep reading from here

“Under a monarchy you get war against your neighbours; under a republic⁠—war amongst yourselves.”

Two FriendsKeep reading from here

Life was over with her, without her ever having experienced, perhaps, that which sustains the most miserable of us all⁠—to wit, the hope of being once loved!

Chapter IIIKeep reading from here

Forty years had gone by, long and swift, empty as a day of sorrow, alike as the hours of a sleepless night.

A WalkKeep reading from here

The Parisian woman is the elegant and brazen triumph of artificiality; the provincial, an example of the modesty of truth.

Room No. ElevenKeep reading from here

How do you expect me to find any if I hid in the woods?

The TrampKeep reading from here

You know, it’s regret that drives him there, and makes him put a cardboard face over his own.

The MaskKeep reading from here

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Contents

All 399 parts
  1. Guy de Maupassant
  2. Chapter I
  3. Chapter II
  4. The Dead Hand
  5. Doctor Heraclius Gloss
  6. I: The Mental Faculties of Doctor Heraclius Gloss
  7. II: The Physical Appearance of Doctor Heraclius Gloss
  8. III: How Doctor Heraclius Used to Spend His Days
  9. IV: How Doctor Heraclius Spent His Nights
  10. V: How the Dean Placed His Hopes in Eclecticism, the Doctor in Revelation and the Warden in Digestion
  11. VI: How for the Doctor the Road to Damascus Turned Out to Be the Ruelle des Vieux Pigeons, and How the Truth Was Revealed to Him in the Form of a Metempsychosic Manuscript
  12. VII: How One May Interpret a Couplet by Corneille in Two Ways
  13. VIII: How, Just as One Can Be More Royalist Than the King and More Devout Than the Pope, One Can Equally Be More of a Metempsychosist Than Pythagoras
  14. IX: Obverse and Reverse
  15. X: How a Mountebank Can Be More Cunning Than a Learned Doctor
  16. XI: In Which It Is Shown That Heraclius Gloss Was in No Way Exempt from All the Weaknesses of the Stronger Sex
  17. XII: Which Explains How Doctor and Animal Tamer Are in No Way Synonymous
  18. XIII: How Doctor Heraclius Gloss Found Himself in Exactly the Same Position as Good King Henry IV Who, Having Heard Two Leading Counsel Plead Their Case, Was of Opinion That Both Were Right
  19. XIV: How Heraclius All but Devoured a Dish of Beautiful Ladies of a Past Age
  20. XV: How the Warden Interpreted God’s Commandments
  21. XVI: How the Forty-Second Reading of the Manuscript Shed New Light Into the Doctor’s Mind
  22. XVII: How Doctor Heraclius Gloss Set About Finding the Author of the Manuscript
  23. XVIII: In Which Doctor Heraclius Recognises with Amazement the Author of the Manuscript
  24. XIX: How the Doctor Was Placed in a Terrible Dilemma
  25. XX: In Which the Doctor Has a Little Talk with His Servant
  26. XXI: In Which It Is Shown That a Dearly-Loved Friend Can Lighten the Heaviest Sorrow
  27. XXII: In Which the Doctor Discovers That His Monkey Resembles Him Even More Than He Thought
  28. XXIII: How the Doctor Realized That His Monkey Had Shamefully Imposed Upon Him
  29. XXIV: Eureka
  30. XXV: “I Am That I Am.”
  31. XXVI: What Was Said at Madame Labotte’s, the Fruiterer’s, 26, Rue de la Maraicherie
  32. XXVII: How Doctor Heraclius Did Not Agree with the Dauphin, Who, Having Saved a Monkey from Drowning, Threw It Back Again and Went Off to Find a Man to Save Instead
  33. XXVIII: “This Story Will Show You That, if You Want to Save a Fellow Creature from Blows and Believe That It Is Better to Rescue a Cat Than a Man, You Will Excite the Anger of Your Neighbours. All Roads Lead to Rome—But Metempsychosis Leads to the Lunatic Asylum.”—Balançon Star
  34. XXIX: How One Sometimes Exchanges Scylla for Charybdis
  35. XXX: How the Proverb—“The Madder One Is, the More One Laughs”—Is Not Always Quite True
  36. On the River
  37. At the Church Door
  38. Lieutenant Laré’s Marriage
  39. Simon’s Father
  40. A Family Affair
  41. Boule de Suif
  42. Les Dimanches d’Un Bourgeois
  43. I: Preparing for Excursions
  44. II: Patissot’s First Outing
  45. III: A Visit
  46. IV: Fishing
  47. V: Two Famous Men
  48. VI: Before the Festival
  49. VII: A Sad Story
  50. VIII: A Trial of Love
  51. IX: A Dinner and Some Ideas
  52. X: A Public Meeting
  53. Suicides
  54. A Grandmother’s Advice
  55. Story of a Farm Girl
  56. Part II
  57. Part III
  58. Part IV
  59. Part V
  60. A Country Excursion
  61. In the Spring
  62. Paul’s Mistress
  63. Madame Tellier’s Establishment
  64. Part I
  65. Part II
  66. Part III
  67. An Adventure in Paris
  68. A Christmas Eve Festival
  69. The Cake
  70. The Log
  71. Words of Love
  72. Marroca
  73. The Shepherd’s Leap
  74. The Bed
  75. Mademoiselle Fifi
  76. Relics of the Past
  77. The Blind Man
  78. Magnetism
  79. Guillemot Rock
  80. A Son
  81. Travelling
  82. A Corsican Bandit
  83. A Dead Woman’s Secret
  84. Dreams
  85. A True Story
  86. The Burglar
  87. A Woman’s Confession
  88. Moonlight
  89. A Cock Crowed
  90. The Child
  91. The Lock
  92. A Normandy Joke
  93. My Uncle Sosthène
  94. A Reckless Passion
  95. Mad?
  96. Correspondence
  97. A Widow
  98. Rust
  99. The Chair Mender
  100. An Artifice
  101. An Old Man
  102. A Parricide
  103. Pierrot
  104. A Norman
  105. The Pardon
  106. The Relic
  107. In the Moonlight
  108. Fear
  109. In the Country
  110. A Million
  111. The Will
  112. The Wolf
  113. The Kiss
  114. That Pig, Morin
  115. Chapter I
  116. Chapter II
  117. Chapter III
  118. Madame Baptiste
  119. My Wife
  120. The Snipe
  121. The Mad Woman
  122. Artfulness
  123. The Legend of Mont Saint-Michel
  124. Minuet
  125. Mother and Daughter
  126. A Christmas Tale
  127. Christmas Eve
  128. The Substitute
  129. On Horseback
  130. The Wooden Shoes
  131. Monsieur Jocaste
  132. Beside a Dead Man
  133. Two Friends
  134. At Sea
  135. The Necklace
  136. The Awakening
  137. Father Judas
  138. Feminine Men
  139. Mademoiselle Cocotte
  140. The Jewels
  141. Saint Anthony
  142. An Apparition
  143. Walter Schnaffs’ Adventure
  144. Queen Hortense
  145. On the Journey
  146. Chapter I
  147. Chapter II
  148. A Surprise
  149. Old Milon
  150. The Accursed Bread
  151. Chapter II
  152. Friend Joseph
  153. The Mother of Monsters
  154. The Orphan
  155. Old Boniface’s Crime
  156. The Greenhouse
  157. Denis
  158. He?
  159. The Window
  160. The Donkey
  161. André’s Disease
  162. The Moustache
  163. Timbuktu
  164. My Uncle Jules
  165. Hydrophobia?
  166. Caresses
  167. A Duel
  168. The Little One
  169. Madame Luneau’s Case
  170. Friend Patience
  171. The Funeral Pile
  172. Miss Harriet
  173. Chapter I
  174. Chapter II
  175. Chapter III
  176. Martin’s Girl
  177. The Orient
  178. The Child
  179. A Party
  180. The Odyssey of a Prostitute
  181. A Coup d’État
  182. A Humble Drama
  183. Théodule Sabot’s Confession
  184. A Vendetta
  185. The Confession
  186. Beside the Bed
  187. Regret
  188. The Avenger
  189. Suspense
  190. Decorated!
  191. The Father
  192. The String
  193. A Wise Man
  194. The First Fall of Snow
  195. The Model
  196. Practical Jokes
  197. The Hand
  198. Waiter, a Bock
  199. The Old Man
  200. Letter Found on a Drowned Man
  201. The Christening
  202. Coco
  203. Misti
  204. A Coward
  205. Rose
  206. A Traveller’s Notes
  207. The Patron
  208. The Umbrella
  209. An Idyll
  210. A Sale
  211. Mother Savage
  212. Chapter I
  213. Chapter II
  214. The Tramp
  215. A Meeting
  216. The Legacy
  217. Chapter I
  218. Chapter II
  219. Chapter III
  220. Chapter IV
  221. Chapter V
  222. Chapter VI
  223. Chapter VII
  224. Chapter VIII
  225. Happiness
  226. Farewell
  227. Solitude
  228. My Landlady
  229. The Little Cask
  230. Châli
  231. Chapter I
  232. Chapter II
  233. The Drunkard
  234. Chapter I
  235. Chapter II
  236. A Woman’s Hair
  237. The Horrible
  238. A Memory
  239. A Walk
  240. The Sisters Rondoli
  241. Chapter I
  242. Chapter II
  243. Chapter III
  244. What the Colonel Thought
  245. Bed No. 29
  246. Nerves
  247. Confessing
  248. Fear
  249. The Return
  250. The Tomb
  251. The Confession
  252. The Castaway
  253. Yvette
  254. Chapter I
  255. Chapter II
  256. Chapter III
  257. Chapter IV
  258. Mad?
  259. Unmasked
  260. The Dowry
  261. Mohammed-Fripouille
  262. The Legacy
  263. The Keeper
  264. Berthe
  265. Bombard
  266. The Confession
  267. The Revenge
  268. Scene I
  269. Scene II
  270. Country Courts
  271. Room No. Eleven
  272. The Closet
  273. Military Honors
  274. For Sale
  275. ’Toine
  276. Chapter I
  277. Chapter II
  278. Chapter III
  279. The Christening
  280. The Unknown
  281. Blue and White
  282. Our Friends the English
  283. Letter from a Madman
  284. Old Mongilet
  285. Roger’s Method
  286. In a Railway Carriage
  287. The Little Soldier
  288. Checkmate
  289. Joseph
  290. Finis
  291. The Hairpin
  292. The Secret
  293. My Twenty-Five Days
  294. A Madman
  295. Indiscretion
  296. Mister Belhomme’s Beast
  297. The Woodcocks
  298. Monsieur Parent
  299. Chapter II
  300. Ça Ira
  301. Saved
  302. Chapter I
  303. Chapter II
  304. Little Roque
  305. Chapter II
  306. The Wreck
  307. Mademoiselle Pearl
  308. Chapter I
  309. Chapter II
  310. Chapter III
  311. Chapter IV
  312. The Hermit
  313. On Cats
  314. Rosalie Prudent
  315. Madame Parisse
  316. Chapter I
  317. Chapter II
  318. Chapter III
  319. Chapter IV
  320. Julie Romain
  321. The Sign
  322. Old Amable
  323. Chapter I
  324. Chapter II
  325. Chapter III
  326. A Family
  327. The Devil
  328. A Divorce Case
  329. The Inn
  330. Are We to Teach Latin?
  331. The Hole
  332. The Marquis of Fumerol
  333. The Farmer
  334. A Cry of Alarm
  335. Love
  336. Clochette
  337. In the Wood
  338. The Tramp
  339. A New Year’s Gift
  340. Madame Hermet
  341. Epiphany
  342. One Night’s Entertainment
  343. The Door
  344. The Baroness
  345. The Horla
  346. Night
  347. The Dead Woman
  348. Madame Husson’s May King
  349. The Father
  350. The Rabbit
  351. The Orderly
  352. Moiron
  353. The Assassin
  354. Duchoux
  355. The Rival Pins
  356. Divorce
  357. Our Letters
  358. The Mother Superior’s Twenty-Five Francs
  359. The Drowned Man
  360. Chapter I
  361. Chapter II
  362. The Cripple
  363. A Portrait
  364. Hautot and His Son
  365. Chapter I
  366. Chapter II
  367. Chapter III
  368. One Evening
  369. Boitelle
  370. Allouma
  371. Chapter I
  372. Chapter II
  373. The Rendezvous
  374. In Port
  375. Chapter I
  376. Chapter II
  377. The Mask
  378. The Test
  379. Chapter I
  380. Chapter II
  381. Chapter III
  382. Alexander
  383. The Putter-to-Sleep
  384. Mouche
  385. The Olive Orchard
  386. Chapter I
  387. Chapter II
  388. Chapter III
  389. Useless Beauty
  390. Chapter I
  391. Chapter II
  392. Chapter III
  393. Chapter IV
  394. Who Knows?
  395. Chapter I
  396. Chapter II
  397. Graveyard Sirens
  398. After
  399. The Pedlar

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