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What a fine thing capital punishment is! Dead men never repent; dead men never bring awkward stories to light.
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What a fine thing capital punishment is! Dead men never repent; dead men never bring awkward stories to light.
Ah, it’s a fine thing for the trade! Five of ’em strung up in a row, and none left to play booty, or turn white-livered!”
The man that invented the machine for taking likenesses might have known that would never succeed; it’s a deal too honest.
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“Ah!” said the old lady, “painters always make ladies out prettier than they are, or they wouldn’t get any custom, child.
The man that invented the machine for taking likenesses might have known that would never succeed; it’s a deal too honest.
A deal,” said the old lady, laughing very heartily at her own acuteness.
There is something about a roused woman: especially if she add to all her other strong passions, the fierce impulses of recklessness and despair; which few men like to provoke.
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“Am I!” said the girl. “Take care I don’t overdo it. You will be the worse for it, Fagin, if I do; and so I tell you in good time to keep clear of me.”
There is something about a roused woman: especially if she add to all her other strong passions, the fierce impulses of recklessness and despair; which few men like to provoke.
The Jew saw that it would be hopeless to affect any further mistake regarding the reality of Miss Nancy’s rage; and, shrinking involuntarily back a few paces, cast a glance, half imploring and half cowardly, at Sikes:
The transitions in real life from well-spread boards to deathbeds, and from mourning-weeds to holiday garments, are not a whit less startling; only, there, we are busy actors, instead of passive lookers-on, which makes a vast difference.
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Such changes appear absurd; but they are not so unnatural as they would seem at first sight.
The transitions in real life from well-spread boards to deathbeds, and from mourning-weeds to holiday garments, are not a whit less startling; only, there, we are busy actors, instead of passive lookers-on, which makes a vast difference.
The actors in the mimic life of the theatre, are blind to violent transitions and abrupt impulses of passion or feeling, which, presented before the eyes of mere spectators, are at once condemned as outrageous and preposterous.
The worst of these women is, that a very little thing serves to call up some long-forgotten feeling; and, the best of them is, that it never lasts.
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“Always the way!” muttered the Jew to himself as he turned homeward. “
The worst of these women is, that a very little thing serves to call up some long-forgotten feeling; and, the best of them is, that it never lasts.
Ha! ha! The man against the child, for a bag of gold!”
He had a decided propensity for bullying: derived no inconsiderable pleasure from the exercise of petty cruelty; and, consequently, was (it is needless to say) a coward.
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Mr. Bumble was fairly taken by surprise, and fairly beaten.
He had a decided propensity for bullying: derived no inconsiderable pleasure from the exercise of petty cruelty; and, consequently, was (it is needless to say) a coward.
This is by no means a disparagement to his character; for many official personages, who are held in high respect and admiration, are the victims of similar infirmities.
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- I: Treats of the Place Where Oliver Twist Was Born and of the Circumstances Attending His Birth
- II: Treats of Oliver Twist’s Growth, Education, and Board
- III: Relates How Oliver Twist Was Very Near Getting a Place Which Would Not Have Been a Sinecure
- IV: Oliver, Being Offered Another Place, Makes His First Entry Into Public Life
- V: Oliver Mingles with New Associates. Going to a Funeral for the First Time, He Forms an Unfavourable Notion of His Master’s Business
- VII: Oliver Continues Refractory
- IX: Containing Further Particulars Concerning the Pleasant Old Gentleman, and His Hopeful Pupils
- X: Oliver Becomes Better Acquainted with the Characters of His New Associates; and Purchases Experience at a High Price. Being a Short, but Very Important Chapter, in This History
- XI: Treats of Mr. Fang the Police Magistrate; and Furnishes a Slight Specimen of His Mode of Administering Justice
- XII: In Which Oliver Is Taken Better Care of Than He Ever Was Before. And in Which the Narrative Reverts to the Merry Old Gentleman and His Youthful Friends
- XIV: Comprising Further Particulars of Oliver’s Stay at Mr. Brownlow’s, with the Remarkable Prediction Which One Mr. Grimwig Uttered Concerning Him, When He Went Out on an Errand
- XV: Showing How Very Fond of Oliver Twist the Merry Old Jew and Miss Nancy Were
- XVI: Relates What Became of Oliver Twist, After He Had Been Claimed by Nancy
- XVII: Oliver’s Destiny Continuing Unpropitious, Brings a Great Man to London to Injure His Reputation
- XVIII: How Oliver Passed His Time in the Improving Society of His Reputable Friends
- XIX: In Which a Notable Plan Is Discussed and Determined On
- XXIII: Which Contains the Substance of a Pleasant Conversation Between Mr. Bumble and a Lady; and Shows That Even a Beadle May Be Susceptible on Some Points
- XXIV: Treats on a Very Poor Subject. But Is a Short One, and May Be Found of Importance in This History
- XXVIII: Looks After Oliver, and Proceeds with His Adventures
- XXIX: Has an Introductory Account of the Inmates of the House, to Which Oliver Resorted
- XXX: Relates What Oliver’s New Visitors Thought of Him
- XXXI: Involves a Critical Position
- XXXIII: Wherein the Happiness of Oliver and His Friends Experiences a Sudden Check
- XXXIV: Contains Some Introductory Particulars Relative to a Young Gentleman Who Now Arrives Upon the Scene; and a New Adventure Which Happened to Oliver
- XXXV: Containing the Unsatisfactory Result of Oliver’s Adventure; and a Conversation of Some Importance Between Harry Maylie and Rose
- XXXVI: Is a Very Short One, and May Appear of No Great Importance in Its Place, but It Should Be Read Notwithstanding, as a Sequel to the Last, and a Key to One That Will Follow When Its Time Arrives
- XXXVII: In Which the Reader May Perceive a Contrast, Not Uncommon in Matrimonial Cases
- XXXVIII: Containing an Account of What Passed Between Mr. and Mrs. Bumble, and Mr. Monks, at Their Nocturnal Interview
- XL: A Strange Interview, Which Is a Sequel to the Last Chapter
- XLIII: Wherein Is Shown How the Artful Dodger Got Into Trouble
- XLIV: The Time Arrives for Nancy to Redeem Her Pledge to Rose Maylie. She Fails
- XLV: Noah Claypole Is Employed by Fagin on a Secret Mission
- XLVI: The Appointment Kept
- XLVIII: The Flight of Sikes
- L: The Pursuit and Escape
I: Treats of the Place Where Oliver Twist Was Born and of the Circumstances Attending His Birth
Oliver and Nature fought out the point between them.
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There being nobody by, however, but a pauper old woman, who was rendered rather misty by an unwonted allowance of beer; and a parish surgeon who did such matters by contract;
Oliver and Nature fought out the point between them.
The result was, that, after a few struggles, Oliver breathed, sneezed, and proceeded to advertise to the inmates of the workhouse the fact of a new burden having been imposed upon the parish, by setting up as loud a cry as could reasonably have been …
They had been strangers too long.
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She imprinted her cold white lips passionately on its forehead; passed her hands over her face; gazed wildly round; shuddered; fell back—and died. They chafed her breast, hands, and temples; but the blood had stopped forever. They talked of hope and comfort.
They had been strangers too long.
“It’s all over, Mrs. Thingummy!” said the surgeon at last.
What an excellent example of the power of dress, young Oliver Twist was!
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The medical gentleman walked away to dinner; and the nurse, having once more applied herself to the green bottle, sat down on a low chair before the fire, and proceeded to dress the infant.
What an excellent example of the power of dress, young Oliver Twist was!
Wrapped in the blanket which had hitherto formed his only covering, he might have been the child of a nobleman or a beggar; it would have been hard for the haughtiest stranger to have assigned him his proper station in society.
Oliver cried lustily. If he could have known that he was an orphan, left to the tender mercies of churchwardens and overseers, perhaps he would have cried the louder.
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… old calico robes which had grown yellow in the same service, he was badged and ticketed, and fell into his place at once—a parish child—the orphan of a workhouse—the humble, half-starved drudge—to be cuffed and buffeted through the world—despised by all, and pitied by none.
Oliver cried lustily. If he could have known that he was an orphan, left to the tender mercies of churchwardens and overseers, perhaps he would have cried the louder.
II: Treats of Oliver Twist’s Growth, Education, and Board
Sevenpence-halfpenny’s worth per week is a good round diet for a child; a great deal may be got for sevenpence-halfpenny, quite enough to overload its stomach, and make it uncomfortable.
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… offenders against the poor-laws, rolled about the floor all day, without the inconvenience of too much food or too much clothing, under the parental superintendence of an elderly female, who received the culprits at and for the consideration of sevenpence-halfpenny per small head per week.
Sevenpence-halfpenny’s worth per week is a good round diet for a child; a great deal may be got for sevenpence-halfpenny, quite enough to overload its stomach, and make it uncomfortable.
The elderly female was a woman of wisdom and experience; she knew what was good for children; and she had a very accurate perception of what was good for herself.
Beadles are but men: and Mr. Bumble smiled.
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placed a seat for him; and officiously deposited his cocked hat and cane on the table before him. Mr. Bumble wiped from his forehead the perspiration which his walk had engendered, glanced complacently at the cocked hat, and smiled. Yes, he smiled.
Beadles are but men: and Mr. Bumble smiled.
“Now don’t you be offended at what I’m a going to say,” observed Mrs. Mann, with captivating sweetness. “You’ve had a long walk, you know, or I wouldn’t mention it. Now, will you take a little drop of somethink, Mr. Bumble?”
What a novel illustration of the tender laws of England! They let the paupers go to sleep!
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For the combination of both these blessings in the one simple process of picking oakum, Oliver bowed low by the direction of the beadle, and was then hurried away to a large ward; where, on a rough, hard bed, he sobbed himself to sleep.
What a novel illustration of the tender laws of England! They let the paupers go to sleep!
Poor Oliver! He little thought, as he lay sleeping in happy unconsciousness of all around him, that the board had that very day arrived at a decision which would exercise the most material influence over all his future fortunes. But they had.
So, they established the rule, that all poor people should have the alternative (for they would compel nobody, not they), of being starved by a gradual process in the house, or by a quick one out of it.
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a brick and mortar elysium, where it was all play and no work. “Oho!” said the board, looking very knowing; “we are the fellows to set this to rights; we’ll stop it all, in no time.”
So, they established the rule, that all poor people should have the alternative (for they would compel nobody, not they), of being starved by a gradual process in the house, or by a quick one out of it.
With this view, they contracted with the waterworks to lay on an unlimited supply of water; and with a corn-factor to supply periodically small quantities of oatmeal;
Boys have generally excellent appetites.
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employing themselves, meanwhile, in sucking their fingers most assiduously, with the view of catching up any stray splashes of gruel that might have been cast thereon.
Boys have generally excellent appetites.
Oliver Twist and his companions suffered the tortures of slow starvation for three months:
Please, sir, I want some more.
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Please, sir, I want some more.
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III: Relates How Oliver Twist Was Very Near Getting a Place Which Would Not Have Been a Sinecure
Mr. Bumble was stupefied with astonishment. A beadle ordered to hold his tongue! A moral revolution!
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“I beg your worship’s pardon,” said Mr. Bumble, incredulous of having heard aright. “Did your worship speak to me?”
Mr. Bumble was stupefied with astonishment. A beadle ordered to hold his tongue! A moral revolution!
The old gentleman in the tortoiseshell spectacles looked at his companion; he nodded significantly.
The next morning, the public were once informed that Oliver Twist was again To Let, and that five pounds would be paid to anybody who would take possession of him.
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whereunto Mr. Gamfield replied, that he wished he might come to him; which, although he agreed with the beadle in most matters, would seem to be a wish of a totally opposite description.
The next morning, the public were once informed that Oliver Twist was again To Let, and that five pounds would be paid to anybody who would take possession of him.
IV: Oliver, Being Offered Another Place, Makes His First Entry Into Public Life
So lonely, sir! So very lonely!
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So lonely, sir! So very lonely!
” cried the child. “Everybody hates me. Oh! sir, don’t, don’t pray be cross to me!” The child beat his hand upon his heart; and looked in his companion’s face, with tears of real agony.
V: Oliver Mingles with New Associates. Going to a Funeral for the First Time, He Forms an Unfavourable Notion of His Master’s Business
It is difficult for a large-headed, small-eyed youth, of lumbering make and heavy countenance, to look dignified under any circumstances; but it is more especially so, when superadded to these personal attractions are a red nose and yellow smalls.
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“I’m Mister Noah Claypole,” said the charity-boy, “and you’re under me. Take down the shutters, yer idle young ruffian!” With this, Mr. Claypole administered a kick to Oliver, and entered the shop with a dignified air, which did him great credit.
It is difficult for a large-headed, small-eyed youth, of lumbering make and heavy countenance, to look dignified under any circumstances; but it is more especially so, when superadded to these personal attractions are a red nose and yellow smalls.
Oliver, having taken down the shutters, and broken a pane of glass in his effort to stagger away beneath the weight of the first one to a small court at the side of the house in which they were kept during the day, was graciously …
This affords charming food for contemplation. It shows us what a beautiful thing human nature may be made to be; and how impartially the same amiable qualities are developed in the finest lord and the dirtiest charity-boy.
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and Noah had borne them without reply. But, now that fortune had cast in his way a nameless orphan, at whom even the meanest could point the finger of scorn, he retorted on him with interest.
This affords charming food for contemplation. It shows us what a beautiful thing human nature may be made to be; and how impartially the same amiable qualities are developed in the finest lord and the dirtiest charity-boy.
Oliver had been sojourning at the undertaker’s some three weeks or a month. Mr. and Mrs. Sowerberry—the shop being shut up—were taking their supper in the little back-parlour, when Mr. Sowerberry, after several deferential glances at his wife, said,
VII: Oliver Continues Refractory
What have paupers to do with soul or spirit? It’s quite enough that we let ’em have live bodies.
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“Meat, ma’am, meat,” replied Bumble, with stern emphasis. “You’ve overfed him, ma’am. You’ve raised a artificial soul and spirit in him, ma’am, unbecoming a person of his condition: as the board, Mrs. Sowerberry, who are practical philosophers, will tell you.
What have paupers to do with soul or spirit? It’s quite enough that we let ’em have live bodies.
If you had kept the boy on gruel, ma’am, this would never have happened.”
The blessing was from a young child’s lips, but it was the first that Oliver had ever heard invoked upon his head; and through the struggles and sufferings, and troubles and changes, of his after life, he never once forgot it.
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Kiss me,” said the child, climbing up the low gate, and flinging his little arms round Oliver’s neck. “Good-b’ye, dear! God bless you!”
The blessing was from a young child’s lips, but it was the first that Oliver had ever heard invoked upon his head; and through the struggles and sufferings, and troubles and changes, of his after life, he never once forgot it.
IX: Containing Further Particulars Concerning the Pleasant Old Gentleman, and His Hopeful Pupils
What a fine thing capital punishment is! Dead men never repent; dead men never bring awkward stories to light.
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What a fine thing capital punishment is! Dead men never repent; dead men never bring awkward stories to light.
Ah, it’s a fine thing for the trade! Five of ’em strung up in a row, and none left to play booty, or turn white-livered!”
Oliver wondered what picking the old gentleman’s pocket in play, had to do with his chances of being a great man.
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“I never saw a sharper lad. Here’s a shilling for you. If you go on, in this way, you’ll be the greatest man of the time. And now come here, and I’ll show you how to take the marks out of the handkerchiefs.”
Oliver wondered what picking the old gentleman’s pocket in play, had to do with his chances of being a great man.
But, thinking that the Jew, being so much his senior, must know best, he followed him quietly to the table, and was soon deeply involved in his new study.
X: Oliver Becomes Better Acquainted with the Characters of His New Associates; and Purchases Experience at a High Price. Being a Short, but Very Important Chapter, in This History
“Stop thief! Stop thief!” There is a magic in the sound.
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If he had been, perhaps he would have been prepared for this. Not being prepared, however, it alarmed him the more; so away he went like the wind, with the old gentleman and the two boys roaring and shouting behind him.
“Stop thief! Stop thief!” There is a magic in the sound.
The tradesman leaves his counter, and the car-man his wagon; the butcher throws down his tray; the baker his basket; the milkman his pail; the errand-boy his parcels; the schoolboy his marbles; the paviour his pickaxe; the child his battledore.
There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast.
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“Stop thief! Stop thief!”
There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast.
One wretched breathless child, panting with exhaustion; terror in his looks; agony in his eyes; large drops of perspiration streaming down his face; strains every nerve to make head upon his pursuers;
XI: Treats of Mr. Fang the Police Magistrate; and Furnishes a Slight Specimen of His Mode of Administering Justice
If he were really not in the habit of drinking rather more than was exactly good for him, he might have brought action against his countenance for libel, and have recovered heavy damages.
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Mr. Fang was a lean, long-backed, stiff-necked, middle-sized man, with no great quantity of hair, and what he had, growing on the back and sides of his head. His face was stern, and much flushed.
If he were really not in the habit of drinking rather more than was exactly good for him, he might have brought action against his countenance for libel, and have recovered heavy damages.
The old gentleman bowed respectfully; and advancing to the magistrate’s desk, said, suiting the action to the word, “That is my name and address, sir.” He then withdrew a pace or two;
XII: In Which Oliver Is Taken Better Care of Than He Ever Was Before. And in Which the Narrative Reverts to the Merry Old Gentleman and His Youthful Friends
The man that invented the machine for taking likenesses might have known that would never succeed; it’s a deal too honest.
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“Ah!” said the old lady, “painters always make ladies out prettier than they are, or they wouldn’t get any custom, child.
The man that invented the machine for taking likenesses might have known that would never succeed; it’s a deal too honest.
A deal,” said the old lady, laughing very heartily at her own acuteness.
XIV: Comprising Further Particulars of Oliver’s Stay at Mr. Brownlow’s, with the Remarkable Prediction Which One Mr. Grimwig Uttered Concerning Him, When He Went Out on an Errand
I have not made a coffin of my heart, and sealed it up, forever, on my best affections.
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and I am more interested in your behalf than I can well account for, even to myself. The persons on whom I have bestowed my dearest love, lie deep in their graves; but, although the happiness and delight of my life lie buried there too,
I have not made a coffin of my heart, and sealed it up, forever, on my best affections.
Deep affliction has but strengthened and refined them.”
I only know two sorts of boys. Mealy boys, and beef-faced boys.
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“No. I don’t know. I never see any difference in boys.
I only know two sorts of boys. Mealy boys, and beef-faced boys.
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XV: Showing How Very Fond of Oliver Twist the Merry Old Jew and Miss Nancy Were
There must always be two parties to a quarrel, says the old adage.
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the man thrust and swore, and struck and blasphemed; and the struggle was reaching a most critical point for one or other; when, the door suddenly opening, the dog darted out: leaving Bill Sikes with the poker and the clasp-knife in his hands.
There must always be two parties to a quarrel, says the old adage.
Mr. Sikes, being disappointed of the dog’s participation, at once transferred his share in the quarrel to the newcomer.
XVI: Relates What Became of Oliver Twist, After He Had Been Claimed by Nancy
There is something about a roused woman: especially if she add to all her other strong passions, the fierce impulses of recklessness and despair; which few men like to provoke.
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“Am I!” said the girl. “Take care I don’t overdo it. You will be the worse for it, Fagin, if I do; and so I tell you in good time to keep clear of me.”
There is something about a roused woman: especially if she add to all her other strong passions, the fierce impulses of recklessness and despair; which few men like to provoke.
The Jew saw that it would be hopeless to affect any further mistake regarding the reality of Miss Nancy’s rage; and, shrinking involuntarily back a few paces, cast a glance, half imploring and half cowardly, at Sikes:
It is my living; and the cold, wet, dirty streets are my home; and you’re the wretch that drove me to them long ago, and that’ll keep me there, day and night, day and night, till I die!
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“Aye, it is!” returned the girl; not speaking, but pouring out the words in one continuous and vehement scream. “
It is my living; and the cold, wet, dirty streets are my home; and you’re the wretch that drove me to them long ago, and that’ll keep me there, day and night, day and night, till I die!
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XVII: Oliver’s Destiny Continuing Unpropitious, Brings a Great Man to London to Injure His Reputation
It is the custom on the stage, in all good murderous melodramas, to present the tragic and the comic scenes, in as regular alternation, as the layers of red and white in a side of streaky bacon.
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It is the custom on the stage, in all good murderous melodramas, to present the tragic and the comic scenes, in as regular alternation, as the layers of red and white in a side of streaky bacon.
The hero sinks upon his straw bed, weighed down by fetters and misfortunes; in the next scene, his faithful but unconscious squire regales the audience with a comic song. We behold, with throbbing bosoms, the heroine in the grasp of a proud and ruthless baron:
The transitions in real life from well-spread boards to deathbeds, and from mourning-weeds to holiday garments, are not a whit less startling; only, there, we are busy actors, instead of passive lookers-on, which makes a vast difference.
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Such changes appear absurd; but they are not so unnatural as they would seem at first sight.
The transitions in real life from well-spread boards to deathbeds, and from mourning-weeds to holiday garments, are not a whit less startling; only, there, we are busy actors, instead of passive lookers-on, which makes a vast difference.
The actors in the mimic life of the theatre, are blind to violent transitions and abrupt impulses of passion or feeling, which, presented before the eyes of mere spectators, are at once condemned as outrageous and preposterous.
A porochial life is not a bed of roses, Mrs. Mann.
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“So-so, Mrs. Mann,” replied the beadle. “
A porochial life is not a bed of roses, Mrs. Mann.
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Of course, except the two that died last week. And little Dick.
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“Bless their dear little hearts!” said Mrs. Mann with emotion, “they’re as well as can be, the dears!
Of course, except the two that died last week. And little Dick.
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You old women never believe anything but quack-doctors, and lying storybooks,
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You old women never believe anything but quack-doctors, and lying storybooks,
” growled Mr. Grimwig. “I knew it all along. Why didn’t you take my advice in the beginning; you would if he hadn’t had a fever, I suppose, eh? He was interesting, wasn’t he? Interesting! Bah!” And Mr. Grimwig poked the fire with a flourish.
I know what children are, sir; and have done these forty years; and people who can’t say the same, shouldn’t say anything about them.
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“He was a dear, grateful, gentle child, sir,” retorted Mrs. Bedwin, indignantly. “
I know what children are, sir; and have done these forty years; and people who can’t say the same, shouldn’t say anything about them.
That’s my opinion!”
XVIII: How Oliver Passed His Time in the Improving Society of His Reputable Friends
What a pity it is he isn’t a prig!
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What a pity it is he isn’t a prig!
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So’s Charley. So’s Fagin. So’s Sikes. So’s Nancy. So’s Bet. So we all are, down to the dog. And he’s the downiest one of the lot!
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“I am,” repeated the Dodger. “
So’s Charley. So’s Fagin. So’s Sikes. So’s Nancy. So’s Bet. So we all are, down to the dog. And he’s the downiest one of the lot!
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Here’s a jolly life! What’s the odds where it comes from?
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“Look here!” said the Dodger, drawing forth a handful of shillings and halfpence. “
Here’s a jolly life! What’s the odds where it comes from?
Here, catch hold; there’s plenty more where they were took from. You won’t, won’t you? Oh, you precious flat!”
XIX: In Which a Notable Plan Is Discussed and Determined On
Don’t you know the devil when he’s got a greatcoat on?
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“Bring in your body then,” said Sikes. “Lie down, you stupid brute!
Don’t you know the devil when he’s got a greatcoat on?
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Once let him feel that he is one of us; once fill his mind with the idea that he has been a thief; and he’s ours! Ours for his life.
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“I’ve thought of it all,” said the Jew with energy. “I’ve—I’ve had my eye upon him, my dears, close—close.
Once let him feel that he is one of us; once fill his mind with the idea that he has been a thief; and he’s ours! Ours for his life.
Oho! It couldn’t have come about better!” The old man crossed his arms upon his breast; and, drawing his head and shoulders into a heap, literally hugged himself for joy.
The worst of these women is, that a very little thing serves to call up some long-forgotten feeling; and, the best of them is, that it never lasts.
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“Always the way!” muttered the Jew to himself as he turned homeward. “
The worst of these women is, that a very little thing serves to call up some long-forgotten feeling; and, the best of them is, that it never lasts.
Ha! ha! The man against the child, for a bag of gold!”
XXIII: Which Contains the Substance of a Pleasant Conversation Between Mr. Bumble and a Lady; and Shows That Even a Beadle May Be Susceptible on Some Points
Bleak, dark, and piercing cold, it was a night for the well-housed and fed to draw round the bright fire and thank God they were at home; and for the homeless, starving wretch to lay him down and die.
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which, as if expending increased fury on such prey as it found, caught it savagely up in clouds, and, whirling it into a thousand misty eddies, scattered it in air.
Bleak, dark, and piercing cold, it was a night for the well-housed and fed to draw round the bright fire and thank God they were at home; and for the homeless, starving wretch to lay him down and die.
Many hunger-worn outcasts close their eyes in our bare streets, at such times, who, let their crimes have been what they may, can hardly open them in a more bitter world.
How slight a thing will disturb the equanimity of our frail minds!
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Mrs. Corney shook her head mournfully, as if deploring the mental blindness of those paupers who did not know it; and thrusting a silver spoon (private property) into the inmost recesses of a two-ounce tin tea-caddy, proceeded to make the tea.
How slight a thing will disturb the equanimity of our frail minds!
The black teapot, being very small and easily filled, ran over while Mrs. Corney was moralising; and the water slightly scalded Mrs. Corney’s hand.
Whether this remark bore reference to the husband, or the teapot, is uncertain.
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“I shall never get another!” said Mrs. Corney, pettishly; “I shall never get another—like him.”
Whether this remark bore reference to the husband, or the teapot, is uncertain.
It might have been the latter; for Mrs. Corney looked at it as she spoke; and took it up afterwards. She had just tasted her first cup, when she was disturbed by a soft tap at the room-door.
The great principle of out-of-door relief is, to give the paupers exactly what they don’t want; and then they get tired of coming.
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“Mrs. Corney,” said the beadle, smiling as men smile who are conscious of superior information, “out-of-door relief, properly managed: properly managed, ma’am: is the porochial safeguard.
The great principle of out-of-door relief is, to give the paupers exactly what they don’t want; and then they get tired of coming.
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I mean to say this, ma’am; that any cat, or kitten, that could live with you, ma’am, and not be fond of its home, must be a ass, ma’am.
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“Mrs. Corney, ma’am,” said Mr. Bumble, slowly, and marking the time with his teaspoon, “
I mean to say this, ma’am; that any cat, or kitten, that could live with you, ma’am, and not be fond of its home, must be a ass, ma’am.
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It is worthy of remark, as a curious physical instance of the efficacy of a sudden surprise in counteracting the effects of extreme fear, that her voice had quite recovered all its official asperity.
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which was no sooner heard, than Mr. Bumble darted, with much agility, to the wine bottles, and began dusting them with great violence: while the matron sharply demanded who was there.
It is worthy of remark, as a curious physical instance of the efficacy of a sudden surprise in counteracting the effects of extreme fear, that her voice had quite recovered all its official asperity.
“If you please, mistress,” said a withered old female pauper, hideously ugly: putting her head in at the door, “Old Sally is a-going fast.”
XXIV: Treats on a Very Poor Subject. But Is a Short One, and May Be Found of Importance in This History
Alas! How few of Nature’s faces are left alone to gladden us with their beauty!
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Her body was bent by age; her limbs trembled with palsy; her face, distorted into a mumbling leer, resembled more the grotesque shaping of some wild pencil, than the work of Nature’s hand.
Alas! How few of Nature’s faces are left alone to gladden us with their beauty!
The cares, and sorrows, and hungerings, of the world, change them as they change hearts; and it is only when those passions sleep, and have lost their hold forever, that the troubled clouds pass off, and leave Heaven’s surface clear.
We have none of us long to wait for Death. Patience, patience! He’ll be here soon enough for us all.
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“Not long, mistress,” replied the second woman, looking up into her face. “
We have none of us long to wait for Death. Patience, patience! He’ll be here soon enough for us all.
”
XXVIII: Looks After Oliver, and Proceeds with His Adventures
To tell the truth, the little man did seem to know his situation, and to know perfectly well that it was by no means a desirable one; for his teeth chattered in his head as he spoke.
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“Certainly,” replied the shorter man; “and whatever Mr. Giles says, it isn’t our place to contradict him. No, no, I know my sitiwation! Thank my stars, I know my sitiwation.”
To tell the truth, the little man did seem to know his situation, and to know perfectly well that it was by no means a desirable one; for his teeth chattered in his head as he spoke.
“You are afraid, Brittles,” said Mr. Giles.
XXIX: Has an Introductory Account of the Inmates of the House, to Which Oliver Resorted
The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the nighttime; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by post, a day or two previous.
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“Why didn’t you send? Bless me, my man should have come in a minute; and so would I; and my assistant would have been delighted; or anybody, I’m sure, under such circumstances. Dear, dear! So unexpected! In the silence of the night, too!”
The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the nighttime; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by post, a day or two previous.
“And you, Miss Rose,” said the doctor, turning to the young lady, “I—”
XXX: Relates What Oliver’s New Visitors Thought of Him
Oliver’s pillow was smoothed by gentle hands that night; and loveliness and virtue watched him as he slept.
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if we heard but one instant, in imagination, the deep testimony of dead men’s voices, which no power can stifle, and no pride shut out; where would be the injury and injustice, the suffering, misery, cruelty, and wrong, that each day’s life brings with it!
Oliver’s pillow was smoothed by gentle hands that night; and loveliness and virtue watched him as he slept.
He felt calm and happy, and could have died without a murmur.
XXXI: Involves a Critical Position
Bless the bright eyes of your sex! They never see, whether for good or bad, more than one side of any question; and that is, always, the one which first presents itself to them.
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“No,” replied the doctor; “of course not!
Bless the bright eyes of your sex! They never see, whether for good or bad, more than one side of any question; and that is, always, the one which first presents itself to them.
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It’s a cold ride from London, ma’am; and I always find that spirits comes home warmer to the feelings.
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“A little drop of spirits, master, if it’s all the same,” replied Blathers. “
It’s a cold ride from London, ma’am; and I always find that spirits comes home warmer to the feelings.
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XXXIII: Wherein the Happiness of Oliver and His Friends Experiences a Sudden Check
But he was young, and did not know what strong minds are capable of, under trying circumstances. How should he, when their possessors so seldom know themselves?
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He was still more astonished to find that this firmness lasted; and that, under all the care and watching which ensued, Mrs. Maylie was ever ready and collected: performing all the duties which had devolved upon her, steadily, and, to all external appearances, even cheerfully.
But he was young, and did not know what strong minds are capable of, under trying circumstances. How should he, when their possessors so seldom know themselves?
An anxious night ensued. When morning came, Mrs. Maylie’s predictions were but too well verified. Rose was in the first stage of a high and dangerous fever.
Oh! the suspense, the fearful, acute suspense, of standing idly by while the life of one we dearly love, is trembling in the balance!
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… what had been the fervency of all the prayers he had ever muttered, compared with those he poured forth, now, in the agony and passion of his supplication for the life and health of the gentle creature, who was tottering on the deep grave’s verge!
Oh! the suspense, the fearful, acute suspense, of standing idly by while the life of one we dearly love, is trembling in the balance!
Oh! the racking thoughts that crowd upon the mind, and make the heart beat violently, and the breath come thick, by the force of the images they conjure up before it;
But the sun shone brightly, and the birds sang on.
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Another! Again! It was tolling for the funeral service. A group of humble mourners entered the gate: wearing white favours; for the corpse was young. They stood uncovered by a grave; and there was a mother—a mother once—among the weeping train.
But the sun shone brightly, and the birds sang on.
Oliver turned homeward, thinking on the many kindnesses he had received from the young lady, and wishing that the time could come again, that he might never cease showing her how grateful and attached he was.
There is no remorse so deep as that which is unavailing; if we would be spared its tortures, let us remember this, in time.
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We need be careful how we deal with those about us, when every death carries to some small circle of survivors, thoughts of so much omitted, and so little done—of so many things forgotten, and so many more which might have been repaired!
There is no remorse so deep as that which is unavailing; if we would be spared its tortures, let us remember this, in time.
When he reached home Mrs. Maylie was sitting in the little parlour. Oliver’s heart sank at sight of her; for she had never left the bedside of her niece; and he trembled to think what change could have driven her away.
XXXIV: Contains Some Introductory Particulars Relative to a Young Gentleman Who Now Arrives Upon the Scene; and a New Adventure Which Happened to Oliver
Men who look on nature, and their fellow-men, and cry that all is dark and gloomy, are in the right; but the sombre colours are reflections from their own jaundiced eyes and hearts. The real hues are delicate, and need a clearer vision.
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the air to rustle among them with a sweeter music; and the sky itself to look more blue and bright. Such is the influence which the condition of our own thoughts, exercise, even over the appearance of external objects.
Men who look on nature, and their fellow-men, and cry that all is dark and gloomy, are in the right; but the sombre colours are reflections from their own jaundiced eyes and hearts. The real hues are delicate, and need a clearer vision.
It is worthy of remark, and Oliver did not fail to note it at the time, that his morning expeditions were no longer made alone.
XXXV: Containing the Unsatisfactory Result of Oliver’s Adventure; and a Conversation of Some Importance Between Harry Maylie and Rose
After a few days, the affair began to be forgotten, as most affairs are, when wonder, having no fresh food to support it, dies away of itself.
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but with no better success. On the day following, Oliver and Mr. Maylie repaired to the market-town, in the hope of seeing or hearing something of the men there; but this effort was equally fruitless.
After a few days, the affair began to be forgotten, as most affairs are, when wonder, having no fresh food to support it, dies away of itself.
Meanwhile, Rose was rapidly recovering. She had left her room: was able to go out; and mixing once more with the family, carried joy into the hearts of all.
XXXVI: Is a Very Short One, and May Appear of No Great Importance in Its Place, but It Should Be Read Notwithstanding, as a Sequel to the Last, and a Key to One That Will Follow When Its Time Arrives
Tears are signs of gladness as well as grief; but those which coursed down Rose’s face, as she sat pensively at the window, still gazing in the same direction, seemed to tell more of sorrow than of joy.
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“He seems in high spirits and happy,” she said, at length. “I feared for a time he might be otherwise. I was mistaken. I am very, very glad.”
Tears are signs of gladness as well as grief; but those which coursed down Rose’s face, as she sat pensively at the window, still gazing in the same direction, seemed to tell more of sorrow than of joy.
XXXVII: In Which the Reader May Perceive a Contrast, Not Uncommon in Matrimonial Cases
A field-marshal has his uniform; a bishop his silk apron; a counsellor his silk gown; a beadle his cocked hat.
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There are some promotions in life, which, independent of the more substantial rewards they offer, require peculiar value and dignity from the coats and waistcoats connected with them.
A field-marshal has his uniform; a bishop his silk apron; a counsellor his silk gown; a beadle his cocked hat.
Strip the bishop of his apron, or the beadle of his hat and lace; what are they? Men. Mere men. Dignity, and even holiness too, sometimes, are more questions of coat and waistcoat than some people imagine.
Strip the bishop of his apron, or the beadle of his hat and lace; what are they? Men. Mere men.
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A field-marshal has his uniform; a bishop his silk apron; a counsellor his silk gown; a beadle his cocked hat.
Strip the bishop of his apron, or the beadle of his hat and lace; what are they? Men. Mere men.
Dignity, and even holiness too, sometimes, are more questions of coat and waistcoat than some people imagine.
Dignity, and even holiness too, sometimes, are more questions of coat and waistcoat than some people imagine.
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A field-marshal has his uniform; a bishop his silk apron; a counsellor his silk gown; a beadle his cocked hat. Strip the bishop of his apron, or the beadle of his hat and lace; what are they? Men. Mere men.
Dignity, and even holiness too, sometimes, are more questions of coat and waistcoat than some people imagine.
Mr. Bumble had married Mrs. Corney, and was master of the workhouse. Another beadle had come into power. On him the cocked hat, gold-laced coat, and staff, had all three descended.
The prerogative of a man is to command.
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“I said the word, ma’am,” said Mr. Bumble. “
The prerogative of a man is to command.
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But, tears were not the things to find their way to Mr. Bumble’s soul; his heart was waterproof.
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Bumble was a hard-hearted brute, fell into a paroxysm of tears.
But, tears were not the things to find their way to Mr. Bumble’s soul; his heart was waterproof.
Like washable beaver hats that improve with rain, his nerves were rendered stouter and more vigorous, by showers of tears, which, being tokens of weakness, and so far tacit admissions of his own power, pleased and exalted him.
Like washable beaver hats that improve with rain, his nerves were rendered stouter and more vigorous, by showers of tears
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But, tears were not the things to find their way to Mr. Bumble’s soul; his heart was waterproof.
Like washable beaver hats that improve with rain, his nerves were rendered stouter and more vigorous, by showers of tears
, which, being tokens of weakness, and so far tacit admissions of his own power, pleased and exalted him. He eyed his good lady with looks of great satisfaction, and begged, in an encouraging manner, that she should cry her hardest:
“It opens the lungs, washes the countenance, exercises the eyes, and softens down the temper,” said Mr. Bumble. “So cry away.”
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He eyed his good lady with looks of great satisfaction, and begged, in an encouraging manner, that she should cry her hardest: the exercise being looked upon, by the faculty, as strongly conducive to health.
“It opens the lungs, washes the countenance, exercises the eyes, and softens down the temper,” said Mr. Bumble. “So cry away.”
As he discharged himself of this pleasantry, Mr.
He had a decided propensity for bullying: derived no inconsiderable pleasure from the exercise of petty cruelty; and, consequently, was (it is needless to say) a coward.
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Mr. Bumble was fairly taken by surprise, and fairly beaten.
He had a decided propensity for bullying: derived no inconsiderable pleasure from the exercise of petty cruelty; and, consequently, was (it is needless to say) a coward.
This is by no means a disparagement to his character; for many official personages, who are held in high respect and admiration, are the victims of similar infirmities.
XXXVIII: Containing an Account of What Passed Between Mr. and Mrs. Bumble, and Mr. Monks, at Their Nocturnal Interview
Not all the rain that ever fell, or ever will fall, will put as much of hell’s fire out, as a man can carry about with him.
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“Cooling yourselves!” retorted Monks. “
Not all the rain that ever fell, or ever will fall, will put as much of hell’s fire out, as a man can carry about with him.
You won’t cool yourself so easily; don’t think it!”
I know they will always keep one till it’s found out
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I know they will always keep one till it’s found out
,” said Monks.
Such matters keep well, and, like good wine, often double their value in course of time
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Such matters keep well, and, like good wine, often double their value in course of time
,” answered the matron, still preserving the resolute indifference she had assumed. “As to lying dead, there are those who will lie dead for twelve thousand years to come, or twelve million, for anything you or I know, who will tell strange tales at last!”
XL: A Strange Interview, Which Is a Sequel to the Last Chapter
I may use the word, for the alley and the gutter were mine, as they will be my deathbed.
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… knees, dear lady,” cried the girl, “that you had friends to care for and keep you in your childhood, and that you were never in the midst of cold and hunger, and riot and drunkenness, and—and—something worse than all—as I have been from my cradle.
I may use the word, for the alley and the gutter were mine, as they will be my deathbed.
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When such as I, who have no certain roof but the coffinlid, and no friend in sickness or death but the hospital nurse, set our rotten hearts on any man, and let him fill the place that has been a blank through all our wretched lives, who can hope to cure us?
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“When ladies as young, and good, and beautiful as you are,” replied the girl steadily, “give away your hearts, love will carry you all lengths—even such as you, who have home, friends, other admirers, everything, to fill them.
When such as I, who have no certain roof but the coffinlid, and no friend in sickness or death but the hospital nurse, set our rotten hearts on any man, and let him fill the place that has been a blank through all our wretched lives, who can hope to cure us?
Pity us, lady—pity us for having only one feeling of the woman left, and for having that turned, by a heavy judgment, from a comfort and a pride, into a new means of violence and suffering.”
XLIII: Wherein Is Shown How the Artful Dodger Got Into Trouble
It’s neither, my friend, neither. It’s number one.
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“That stands to reason. Some conjurers say that number three is the magic number, and some say number seven.
It’s neither, my friend, neither. It’s number one.
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Oh, why didn’t he rob some rich old gentleman of all his walables, and go out as a gentleman, and not like a common prig, without no honour nor glory!
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To think of Jack Dawkins—lummy Jack—the Dodger—the Artful Dodger—going abroad for a common twopenny-halfpenny sneeze-box! I never thought he’d a done it under a gold watch, chain, and seals, at the lowest.
Oh, why didn’t he rob some rich old gentleman of all his walables, and go out as a gentleman, and not like a common prig, without no honour nor glory!
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Wery good. That’s a case of deformation of character, any way.
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“Oh! you know me, do you?” cried the Artful, making a note of the statement. “
Wery good. That’s a case of deformation of character, any way.
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I wouldn’t abase myself by descending to hold no conversation with him,
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I wouldn’t abase myself by descending to hold no conversation with him,
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XLIV: The Time Arrives for Nancy to Redeem Her Pledge to Rose Maylie. She Fails
It’s a pity he should break his neck himself, and disappoint the sightseers.
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“Light him down,” said Sikes, who was filling his pipe. “
It’s a pity he should break his neck himself, and disappoint the sightseers.
Show him a light.”
Such brains are fertile in expedients.
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But perhaps she would recoil from a plot to take the life of Sikes, and that was one of the chief ends to be attained. “How,” thought Fagin, as he crept homeward, “can I increase my influence with her? What new power can I acquire?”
Such brains are fertile in expedients.
If, without extracting a confession from herself, he laid a watch, discovered the object of her altered regard, and threatened to reveal the whole history to Sikes (of whom she stood in no common fear) unless she entered into his designs, could he not secure …
XLV: Noah Claypole Is Employed by Fagin on a Secret Mission
I thought it might get rusty with the rain, or catch cold, yer know.
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“Pretty well, I think, for a beginner,” remarked Mr. Bolter complacently. “The pots I took off airy railings, and the milk-can was standing by itself outside a public-house.
I thought it might get rusty with the rain, or catch cold, yer know.
Eh? Ha! ha! ha!”
XLVI: The Appointment Kept
Midnight had come upon the crowded city. The palace, the night-cellar, the jail, the madhouse: the chambers of birth and death, of health and sickness, the rigid face of the corpse and the calm sleep of the child: midnight was upon them all.
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The girl had taken a few restless turns to and fro—closely watched meanwhile by her hidden observer—when the heavy bell of St. Paul’s tolled for the death of another day.
Midnight had come upon the crowded city. The palace, the night-cellar, the jail, the madhouse: the chambers of birth and death, of health and sickness, the rigid face of the corpse and the calm sleep of the child: midnight was upon them all.
The hour had not struck two minutes, when a young lady, accompanied by a grey-haired gentleman, alighted from a hackney-carriage within a short distance of the bridge, and, having dismissed the vehicle, walked straight towards it.
A Turk turns his face, after washing it well, to the East, when he says his prayers; these good people, after giving their faces such a rub against the World as to take the smiles off, turn with no less regularity, to the darkest side of Heaven.
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“Ah!” said the gentleman. “
A Turk turns his face, after washing it well, to the East, when he says his prayers; these good people, after giving their faces such a rub against the World as to take the smiles off, turn with no less regularity, to the darkest side of Heaven.
Between the Mussulman and the Pharisee, commend me to the first!”
I am chained to my old life. I loathe and hate it now, but I cannot leave it.
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“No sir, I do not,” replied the girl, after a short struggle. “
I am chained to my old life. I loathe and hate it now, but I cannot leave it.
I must have gone too far to turn back—and yet I don’t know, for if you had spoken to me so, some time ago, I should have laughed it off. But,” she said, looking hastily round, “this fear comes over me again.
XLVIII: The Flight of Sikes
Let no man talk of murderers escaping justice, and hint that Providence must sleep. There were twenty score of violent deaths in one long minute of that agony of fear.
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He threw himself upon the road—on his back upon the road. At his head it stood, silent, erect, and still—a living gravestone, with its epitaph in blood.
Let no man talk of murderers escaping justice, and hint that Providence must sleep. There were twenty score of violent deaths in one long minute of that agony of fear.
There was a shed in a field he passed, that offered shelter for the night. Before the door, were three tall poplar trees, which made it very dark within; and the wind moaned through them with a dismal wail.
L: The Pursuit and Escape
They must have powerful motives for a secret residence, or be reduced to a destitute condition indeed, who seek a refuge in Jacob’s Island.
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but now it is a desolate island indeed. The houses have no owners; they are broken open, and entered upon by those who have the courage; and there they live, and there they die.
They must have powerful motives for a secret residence, or be reduced to a destitute condition indeed, who seek a refuge in Jacob’s Island.
In an upper room of one of these houses—a detached house of fair size, ruinous in other respects, but strongly defended at door and window:
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