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Little Caesar

by W. R. Burnett

Length: 47,350 words, about 189 pages, about 3 hours to read

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What it is

A small-time gangster in Prohibition-era Chicago tries to climb to the top of a criminal empire.

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Chapter I

Sam Vettori sat staring into Halsted Street. He was a big man, fat as a hog, with a dark, oily complexion, kinky black hair and a fat, aquiline face. In repose he had an air of lethargic good-nature, due entirely to his bulk; for in reality he was sullen, bad-tempered and cunning. From time to time he dragged out a huge gold watch and looked at it with raised eyebrows and pursed lips.

Near him at a round table sat Otero, called The Greek, Tony Passa, and Sam Vettori’s lieutenant, Rico, playing stud for small stakes. Under the green-shaded lamp Otero’s dark face looked livid and cavernous. He sat immobile and said nothing, win or lose. Tony, robust and rosy, scarcely twenty years old, watched each turn of the cards intently, shouting with joy when his luck was good, cursing when it was bad, more out of excitement than interest in the stakes. Rico sat with his hat tilted over his eyes, his pale, thin face slightly drawn, his fingers tapping. Rico always played to win.

Vettori, puffing, pulled himself to his feet and began to walk up and down.

“Where you suppose he is?” he asked the ceiling. “I told him eight o’clock. It is half-past.”

“Joe never knows what time it is,” said Tony.

“Joe’s no good,” said Rico without taking his eyes off the cards, “he’s soft.”

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Chapter I

Otero said:

“You leave Rico alone. He does what is right.”

Whistles were blowing all over town. They walked up the carpet which was laid across the pavement under the canvas marquee. Inside there was a blaze of lights and they could hear the music. The lobby was deserted except for two check-girls, one waiter, a cigar clerk, and the cashier, a pale woman with a green eyeshade, who was perched on a stool. Joe Massara, in a big ulster and a derby hat, was standing at the cigar counter, kidding the clerk. He saw them out of the corner of his eye and nodded twice.

They came in quickly, Rico in front with his big automatic at ready, Otero slightly behind him and to the left, carrying the sawed-off shotgun hip-high, Tony in the rear, his hand in his overcoat pocket.

Before Rico could say anything, Joe Massara faced them, put his back up against the counter and raised his hands.

“My God,” he cried, “it’s a holdup.”

One of the check girls screamed piercingly. The waiter’s knees buckled and he almost fell. The others stood petrified.

“You’re goddamn right it’s a holdup!” shouted Rico, trying to intimidate them, “and it ain’t gonna be no picnic. Get that, all of you birds. I got lead in this here rod and my finger’s itching. One crack out of any of you and they’ll pat you with a spade. All right, Tony.”

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Chapter IV

Rico lived at a tension. His nervous system was geared up to such a pitch that he was never sleepy, never felt the desire to relax, was always keenly alive. He did not average over five hours sleep a night and as soon as he opened his eyes he was awake. When he sat in a chair he never thrust out his feet and lolled, but sat rigid and alert. He walked, ate, took his pleasures in the same manner. What distinguished him from his associates was his inability to live in the present. He was like a man on a long train journey to a promised land. To him the present was but a dingy way-station; he had his eyes on the end of the journey.

Rico leapt out of bed and hastily put on his clothes.

“Twelve hours, boy,” he said to his reflection in the mirror, as he stood combing his hair, “that’ll never do.”

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Chapter II

But the night tempted Rico; the atmosphere of The Palermo was vile, and the lake breeze was fresh and cool.

He had gone scarcely half a block when a large touring-car with the curtains closed passed him. He saw the car, noticing especially the closed curtains and the fact that the driver was hugging the curb, and, fearing the worst, he looked about for a shelter, but, as the car passed him and went on, he paid no further attention to it. Stopping in front of a lighted drugstore window he took out his watch and looked at it. One o’clock! Kid Bean and the Killer ought to be back any minute now. Suddenly he looked up. The big touring car had turned and was coming back at full speed with its exhaust roaring. Rico cursed himself for his carelessness and reached under his armpit for his gun. But the car was abreast of him now and three guns blazed. Rico felt a searing pain in his shoulder and fell to the ground. His gun was stuck in its holster and he couldn’t get it out. One of the men leaned out of the car and emptied his gun at Rico, who, helpless on the ground, heard the bullets sing.

“A goddamn fine shot you are!” said Rico.

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10 of the best lines

Yeah? Great, but careless. He’ll never die of old age.

Chapter IIIKeep reading from here

Rico was a simple man. He loved but three things: himself, his hair and his gun. He took excellent care of all three.

Chapter VIKeep reading from here

“Where do they get that unhealthy stuff!” he said. “I never been sick a day in my life.”

Chapter VIIKeep reading from here

“He took it standing up,” said Blondy Belle.

Chapter IIKeep reading from here

Rico had an instinctive respect for wealth. Money was power.

Chapter VIKeep reading from here

Once a guy turns soft he ain’t no good in this world.

Chapter VIKeep reading from here

Rico was nobody. Just a lonely Youngstown yegg that the bulls wanted.

Chapter VIKeep reading from here

“Yeah,” said Rico, “and I’m the only one they ain’t gonna get.”

Chapter VIIKeep reading from here

“It made me and it broke me,” he said.

Chapter IIIKeep reading from here

Everything was against Rico. The very virtues that had been responsible for his rise were liabilities in his present situation.

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Contents

All 51 parts
  1. Part I
  2. Chapter I
  3. Chapter II
  4. Chapter III
  5. Chapter IV
  6. Chapter V
  7. Chapter VI
  8. Part II
  9. Chapter I
  10. Chapter II
  11. Chapter III
  12. Chapter IV
  13. Chapter V
  14. Chapter VI
  15. Chapter VII
  16. Part III
  17. Chapter III
  18. Chapter II
  19. Chapter III
  20. Chapter IV
  21. Chapter V
  22. Chapter VI
  23. Chapter VII
  24. Part IV
  25. Chapter I
  26. Chapter II
  27. Chapter III
  28. Chapter IV
  29. Chapter V
  30. Chapter VI
  31. Part V
  32. Chapter I
  33. Chapter II
  34. Chapter III
  35. Chapter IV
  36. Chapter V
  37. Part VI
  38. Chapter I
  39. Chapter II
  40. Chapter III
  41. Chapter IV
  42. Chapter V
  43. Chapter VI
  44. Chapter VII
  45. Part VII
  46. Chapter I
  47. Chapter II
  48. Chapter III
  49. Chapter IV
  50. Chapter V
  51. Chapter VI

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