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Gadsby

by Ernest Vincent Wright

Length: 54,573 words, about 218 pages, about 4 hours to read

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Chapter I

So, now to start our story:—

Branton Hills was a small town in a rich agricultural district; and having many a possibility for growth. But, through a sort of smug satisfaction with conditions of long ago, had no thought of improving such important adjuncts as roads; putting up public buildings, nor laying out parks; in fact a dormant, slowly dying community. So satisfactory was its status that it had no form of transportation to surrounding towns but by railroad, or "old Dobbin." Now, any town thus isolating its inhabitants, will invariably find this big, busy world passing it by; glancing at it, curiously, as at an odd animal at a circus; and, you will find, caring not a whit about its condition. Naturally, a town should grow. You can look upon it as a child; which, through natural conditions, should attain manhood; and add to its surrounding thriving districts its products of farm, shop, or factory. It should show a spirit of association with surrounding towns; crawl out of its lair, and find how backward it is.

Now, in all such towns, you will find, occasionally, an individual born with that sort of brain which, knowing that his town is backward, longs to start things toward improving it; not only its living conditions, but adding an institution or two, such as any city, big or small, maintains, gratis, for its inhabitants.

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Chapter XV

As this is a history of a city I must not stay around any part too long. So, as it was almost "a small morning hour," Nina Adams, a widow, was sitting up; for Virginia, a High School girl, was still out; and, around two-thirty, was brought back in a fast car; two youths actually dumping an unconscious form on Nina's front porch, and dashing madly away. But Nina Adams saw it; and, calling for aid in carrying Virginia indoors, put in a frantic call for old Doc Wilkins, an old, long-ago school pal, who found Nina frantic from not knowing Virginia's condition, nor why the pair of youths shot madly away without calling anybody. But it only took Doctor Wilkins an instant to find out what was wrong; and Nina, noting his tight lips and growing scowl was in an agony of doubt.

"What is it, Tom? Quick!! I'm almost crazy!!"

Dr. Wilkins, standing by Virginia's couch, said, slowly:—

"It's nothing to worry about, Nina. Virginia will pull through all right, by morning."

But that didn't satisfy Nina Adams, not for an instant, and Dr. Wilkins, knowing that ironclad spirit of school days which would stand for no obstructions in its path, saw that a "blow-up" was coming; but, through a kindly thought for this woman's comfort, did not say what his diagnosis was, until Nina, now actually livid with worry, said:—

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Chapter XXIII

Any man with so kindly a disposition toward Youth as has brought our Mayor forward in Branton Hills' history, may, without warning, run across an occasion which holds an opportunity for adding a bit of joy in living. So, as Gadsby stood, on a chilly fall day, in front of that big glass building which was built for a city florist, admiring a charming display of blossoming plants, a small girl, still in Grammar School, said, shyly:—

"Hulloa."

"Hulloa, you. School out?"

"On Saturdays, school is always out."

"That's so; it is Saturday, isn't it? Going in?"

"In!! My, no! I can't go into that fairyland!"

"No? Why not, pray?"

"Aw! I dunno; but nobody has took kids in."

"Took? Took? Say, young lady, you must study your grammar book. Branton Hills schools don't——"

"Uh-huh; I know. But a kid just can't—"

"By golly! A kid can! Grab my hand."

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Chapter XXX

Priscilla Standish was waiting at our big railroad station, on a warm Spring day, for a train to pull out, so that cross-track traffic could start again. It was just an ordinary train such as stop hourly at Branton Hills, but Priscilla saw that a group was hurrying toward a combination-car, way up forward. Now Priscilla was not a girl who found morbid curiosity in any such a public spot; but, still, an odd, uncanny sort of thrill,—almost a chill, in fact,—was urging, urging a slow walk toward that car. Just why, Priscilla didn't know; but such things do occur in a human mind. So Priscilla soon was standing on a trunk truck, gazing down into that group which now was slowly moving back, forming room for taking out a young man in khaki uniform, on a hospital cot. With a gasp of horror, Priscilla was instantly down from that truck, pushing through that group, and crying out, wildly:—

"Arthur! Arthur Rankin! Oh! Oh! What is it, darling?" and looking up at a hospital assistant, "Is it bad?"

"Don't know, right now, lady," said that snowy clad official. "Unconscious. But our big hospital will do all it can for him."

Arthur Rankin! Arthur, with whom Priscilla had had many a childhood spat! Arthur who had shown that "puppy stuff" for Priscilla, that his old aunt was always so disapprovingly sniffing at! And now, unconscious on a,——

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Chapter XXXII

A crowd was standing around in City Park, for a baby was missing. Patrol cars roaring around Branton Hills; many a woman hunting around through sympathy; kidnapping rumors flying around. His Honor was out of town; but on landing at our railroad station, and finding patrol cars drawn up at City Park, saw, in that crowd's midst, a tiny girl, of about six, with a bunch of big shouting patrol officers, asking:—

"Who took that baby?"

"Did you do it?"

"Which way did it go?"

"How long ago did you miss it?"

"Say, kiddo!! Why don't you talk?"

An adult brain can stand a lot of such shouting, but a baby's is not in that class; so, totally dumb, and shaking with fright, this tot stood, thumb in mouth, and two big brown baby orbs just starting to grow moist, as His Honor, pushing in, said:

"Wait a bit!!" and that bunch in uniform, knowing him, got up and Gadsby sat down on a rock, saying:—

"You can't find out a thing from a young child by such hard, gruff ways. This tiny lady is almost in a slump. Now, just start this crowd moving. I know a bit about Youth."

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10 of the best lines

Try to look upon a child as a small, soft young body and a rapidly growing, constantly inquiring brain.

Chapter IKeep reading from here

It's a tough job making old dogs do tricks.

Chapter IKeep reading from here

I know phwat a zoo is, widout goin' to City Park to gawk at a indigo baboon, or a pink tom cat.

Chapter VIKeep reading from here

Natural History holds you in its grasp through just this impossibility of finding actual facts; for it is thus causing you to think.

Chapter XIIIKeep reading from here

About half of us will find, in our minds, a room, having on its door a card, saying: "It Was Not So In My Day."

Chapter XVIIKeep reading from here

A city, a big, rushing, dashing, slamming, banging, boiling mass of humanity!

Chapter XXIIKeep reading from here

Spooks don't hop around in daylight.

Chapter XXXIIIKeep reading from here

A kid of six has, as you probably know, no formally laid-out plan for its daily activity; anything bobbing up will attract.

Chapter XXXVKeep reading from here

God could put Man into this world, full-grown. But God don't do so; for God knows that, without a tiny hand to hold, a tiny foot to pat, tiny lips to kiss, and a tiny, warm, wriggling body to hug, Man would know nothing but work.

Chapter XXXVIIIKeep reading from here

Don't disqualify Youth for it will fool you, if you do!

Chapter XLIIIKeep reading from here

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Contents

All 45 parts
  1. TO YOUTH!
  2. INTRODUCTION
  3. Chapter I
  4. Chapter II
  5. Chapter III
  6. Chapter IV
  7. Chapter V
  8. Chapter VI
  9. Chapter VII
  10. Chapter VIII
  11. Chapter IX
  12. Chapter X
  13. Chapter XI
  14. Chapter XII
  15. Chapter XIII
  16. Chapter XIV
  17. Chapter XV
  18. Chapter XVI
  19. Chapter XVII
  20. Chapter XVIII
  21. Chapter XIX
  22. Chapter XX
  23. Chapter XXI
  24. Chapter XXII
  25. Chapter XXIII
  26. Chapter XXIV
  27. Chapter XXV
  28. Chapter XXVI
  29. Chapter XXVII
  30. Chapter XXVIII
  31. Chapter XXIX
  32. Chapter XXX
  33. Chapter XXXI
  34. Chapter XXXII
  35. Chapter XXXIII
  36. Chapter XXXIV
  37. Chapter XXXV
  38. Chapter XXXVI
  39. Chapter XXXVII
  40. Chapter XXXVIII
  41. Chapter XXXIX
  42. Chapter XL
  43. Chapter XLI
  44. Chapter XLII
  45. Chapter XLIII

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