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Lovers' oaths are thin as rain; Love's a harbinger of pain— Would it were not so!
(All your life you wait around for some damn man!)
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Three be the things I shall have till I die: Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania.
My own dear love, he is all my world,— And I wish I'd never met him.
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- Threnody
- The Small Hours
- The False Friends
- A Very Short Song
- A Well-Worn Story
- Wail
- The Satin Dress
- Somebody's Song
- Anecdote
- Braggart
- Hearthside
- The New Love
- Rainy Night
- Recurrence
- I Know I Have Been Happiest
- Portrait of the Artist
- Chant for Dark Hours
- Unfortunate Coincidence
- Verse Reporting Late Arrival at a Conclusion
- Inventory
- Comment
- De Profundis
- Ballade of a Great Weariness
- The Veteran
- Verse for a Certain Dog
- Godspeed
- One Perfect Rose
- Ballade at Thirty-five
- The Thin Edge
- Love Song
- Indian Summer
- News Item
- Song of One of the Girls
- Faut de Mieux
- Observation
- Symptom Recital
- Fighting Words
- Autobiography
- The Choice
- Pictures in the Smoke
- Experience
Threnody
Lips that taste of tears, they say, Are the best for kissing.
The Small Hours
Oh, sad are winter nights, and slow; And sad's a song that's dumb; And sad it is to lie and know Another dawn will come.
The False Friends
"The heart that breaks in April, child, Will mend in May again."
A Very Short Song
Love is for unlucky folk, Love is but a curse.
A Well-Worn Story
His voice went slipping over me Like terrible silver hands.
I wore my heart like a wet, red stain On the breast of a velvet gown.
Wail
All my pretty hates are dead, And what have I left?
The Satin Dress
Where's the man could ease a heart Like a satin gown?
Somebody's Song
Let me, for our happiness, Be the one to love the less: This is what I pray.
Lovers' oaths are thin as rain; Love's a harbinger of pain— Would it were not so!
Anecdote
So silent I when Love was by He yawned, and turned away; But Sorrow clings to my apron-strings, I have so much to say.
Braggart
Like January weather, The years will bite and smart, And pull your bones together To wrap your chattering heart.
Hearthside
Best to sit and watch the snow, Turn the lock, and poke the fire.
The New Love
Days, like drops upon a pane, Slip, and join, and go.
Rainy Night
I am sister to the rain; Fey and sudden and unholy, Petulant at the windowpane, Quickly lost, remembered slowly.
Recurrence
Would we need not know before How shall end this prettiness; One of us must love the more, One of us shall love the less.
I Know I Have Been Happiest
Yet this the need of woman, this her curse: To range her little gifts, and give, and give, Because the throb of giving's sweet to bear.
Portrait of the Artist
Come back in half an hour or so, And I will be in trouble.
Chant for Dark Hours
(All your life you wait around for some damn man!)
Unfortunate Coincidence
By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying— Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.
Verse Reporting Late Arrival at a Conclusion
These authors and playwrights, I'm forced to suppose, Don't get around much.
Inventory
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Three be the things I shall have till I die: Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.
Comment
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania.
De Profundis
Oh, is it, then, Utopian To hope that I may meet a man Who'll not relate, in accents suave, The tales of girls he used to have?
Ballade of a Great Weariness
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core— Scratch a lover, and find a foe!
The Veteran
But I am old; and good and bad Are woven in a crazy plaid.
Inertia rides and riddles me; The which is called Philosophy.
Verse for a Certain Dog
You wear your joy of living like a crown.
Godspeed
Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I'll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned to-morrow!
One Perfect Rose
Why is it no one ever sent me yet One perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get One perfect rose.
Ballade at Thirty-five
I loved them until they loved me.
The Thin Edge
With you, my heart is quiet here, And all my thoughts are cool as rain. I sit and let the shifting year Go by before the window-pane, And reach my hand to yours, my dear ... I wonder what it's like in Spain.
Love Song
My own dear love, he is all my world,— And I wish I'd never met him.
Indian Summer
But now I know the things I know, And do the things I do; And if you do not like me so, To hell, my love, with you!
News Item
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Song of One of the Girls
But you are a man, and see only my pan, So I stay at home with a book.
Faut de Mieux
Travel, trouble, music, art, A kiss, a frock, a rhyme,— I never said they feed my heart, But still they pass my time.
Observation
But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
Symptom Recital
I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love again.
Fighting Words
But say my verses do not scan, And I get me another man!
Autobiography
Oh, both my shoes are shiny new, And pristine is my hat; My dress is 1922.... My life is all like that.
The Choice
I took you, and I let him go,— Somebody ought to examine my head!
Pictures in the Smoke
Oh, gallant was the first love, and glittering and fine; The second love was water, in a clear white cup; The third love was his, and the fourth was mine; And after that, I always get them all mixed up.
Experience
Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter.
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