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Lovers' oaths are thin as rain; Love's a harbinger of pain— Would it were not so!

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(All your life you wait around for some damn man!)

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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

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Three be the things I shall have till I die: Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.

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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania.

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My own dear love, he is all my world,— And I wish I'd never met him.

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  1. Threnody
  2. The Small Hours
  3. The False Friends
  4. A Very Short Song
  5. A Well-Worn Story
  6. Wail
  7. The Satin Dress
  8. Somebody's Song
  9. Anecdote
  10. Braggart
  11. Hearthside
  12. The New Love
  13. Rainy Night
  14. Recurrence
  15. I Know I Have Been Happiest
  16. Portrait of the Artist
  17. Chant for Dark Hours
  18. Unfortunate Coincidence
  19. Verse Reporting Late Arrival at a Conclusion
  20. Inventory
  21. Comment
  22. De Profundis
  23. Ballade of a Great Weariness
  24. The Veteran
  25. Verse for a Certain Dog
  26. Godspeed
  27. One Perfect Rose
  28. Ballade at Thirty-five
  29. The Thin Edge
  30. Love Song
  31. Indian Summer
  32. News Item
  33. Song of One of the Girls
  34. Faut de Mieux
  35. Observation
  36. Symptom Recital
  37. Fighting Words
  38. Autobiography
  39. The Choice
  40. Pictures in the Smoke
  41. Experience

Threnody

Lips that taste of tears, they say, Are the best for kissing.

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The Small Hours

Oh, sad are winter nights, and slow; And sad's a song that's dumb; And sad it is to lie and know Another dawn will come.

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The False Friends

"The heart that breaks in April, child, Will mend in May again."

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A Very Short Song

Love is for unlucky folk, Love is but a curse.

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A Well-Worn Story

His voice went slipping over me Like terrible silver hands.

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I wore my heart like a wet, red stain On the breast of a velvet gown.

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Wail

All my pretty hates are dead, And what have I left?

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The Satin Dress

Where's the man could ease a heart Like a satin gown?

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Somebody's Song

Let me, for our happiness, Be the one to love the less: This is what I pray.

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Lovers' oaths are thin as rain; Love's a harbinger of pain— Would it were not so!

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Anecdote

So silent I when Love was by He yawned, and turned away; But Sorrow clings to my apron-strings, I have so much to say.

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Braggart

Like January weather, The years will bite and smart, And pull your bones together To wrap your chattering heart.

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Hearthside

Best to sit and watch the snow, Turn the lock, and poke the fire.

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The New Love

Days, like drops upon a pane, Slip, and join, and go.

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Rainy Night

I am sister to the rain; Fey and sudden and unholy, Petulant at the windowpane, Quickly lost, remembered slowly.

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Recurrence

Would we need not know before How shall end this prettiness; One of us must love the more, One of us shall love the less.

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I Know I Have Been Happiest

Yet this the need of woman, this her curse: To range her little gifts, and give, and give, Because the throb of giving's sweet to bear.

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Portrait of the Artist

Come back in half an hour or so, And I will be in trouble.

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Chant for Dark Hours

(All your life you wait around for some damn man!)

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Unfortunate Coincidence

By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying— Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.

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Verse Reporting Late Arrival at a Conclusion

These authors and playwrights, I'm forced to suppose, Don't get around much.

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Inventory

Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

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Three be the things I shall have till I die: Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.

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Comment

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania.

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De Profundis

Oh, is it, then, Utopian To hope that I may meet a man Who'll not relate, in accents suave, The tales of girls he used to have?

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Ballade of a Great Weariness

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core— Scratch a lover, and find a foe!

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The Veteran

But I am old; and good and bad Are woven in a crazy plaid.

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Inertia rides and riddles me; The which is called Philosophy.

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Verse for a Certain Dog

You wear your joy of living like a crown.

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Godspeed

Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I'll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned to-morrow!

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One Perfect Rose

Why is it no one ever sent me yet One perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get One perfect rose.

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Ballade at Thirty-five

I loved them until they loved me.

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The Thin Edge

With you, my heart is quiet here, And all my thoughts are cool as rain. I sit and let the shifting year Go by before the window-pane, And reach my hand to yours, my dear ... I wonder what it's like in Spain.

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Love Song

My own dear love, he is all my world,— And I wish I'd never met him.

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Indian Summer

But now I know the things I know, And do the things I do; And if you do not like me so, To hell, my love, with you!

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News Item

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

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Song of One of the Girls

But you are a man, and see only my pan, So I stay at home with a book.

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Faut de Mieux

Travel, trouble, music, art, A kiss, a frock, a rhyme,— I never said they feed my heart, But still they pass my time.

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Observation

But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.

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Symptom Recital

I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love again.

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Fighting Words

But say my verses do not scan, And I get me another man!

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Autobiography

Oh, both my shoes are shiny new, And pristine is my hat; My dress is 1922.... My life is all like that.

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The Choice

I took you, and I let him go,— Somebody ought to examine my head!

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Pictures in the Smoke

Oh, gallant was the first love, and glittering and fine; The second love was water, in a clear white cup; The third love was his, and the fourth was mine; And after that, I always get them all mixed up.

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Experience

Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter.

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